{"id":132989,"date":"2022-11-01T06:00:05","date_gmt":"2022-11-01T10:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=132989"},"modified":"2022-10-31T16:19:55","modified_gmt":"2022-10-31T20:19:55","slug":"short-takes-pelosi-attacker-illegal-irish-opec-on-speed-dial-dodge-boo-boo-phillies-whining","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=132989","title":{"rendered":"Short takes: Pelosi attacker illegal Irish?, OPEC+ on speed-dial, Dodge boo-boo, Phillies&#8217; whining"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-129670 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Paul-Pelosi-asks-do-you-know-who-I-am-says-he-is-a-high-profile-person-300x149.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"149\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Paul-Pelosi-asks-do-you-know-who-I-am-says-he-is-a-high-profile-person-300x149.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Paul-Pelosi-asks-do-you-know-who-I-am-says-he-is-a-high-profile-person-500x249.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Paul-Pelosi-asks-do-you-know-who-I-am-says-he-is-a-high-profile-person-768x382.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Paul-Pelosi-asks-do-you-know-who-I-am-says-he-is-a-high-profile-person-600x300.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Paul-Pelosi-asks-do-you-know-who-I-am-says-he-is-a-high-profile-person.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There is an opinion piece in the Washington Examiner which suggests David DePape, Paul Pelosi&#8217;s hammerin&#8217; midnight caller, could be an illegal Canadian immigrant &#8211; speculating that if he never got a work visa and didn&#8217;t marry an American, after 20 years here he could be illegal.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/opinion\/is-pelosis-attacker-an-illegal-immigrant\">Washington Examiner<\/a>\u00a0 Very thin accusation&#8230; but since he has admitted he wanted to break Nancy&#8217;s kneecaps, maybe the truth is more sinister? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/paul-pelosi-attacker-told-investigators-he-planned-break-house-speakers-kneecaps-affidavit\">Fox News<\/a>\u00a0 Maybe he is one of those dastardly Irish folks (after all, kneecapping was a popular activity on BOTH sides of the Troubles, right?) Hey, maybe we can start a new fake Internet rumor!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-124735 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Confused-Biden-294x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"294\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Confused-Biden-294x300.png 294w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Confused-Biden-327x333.png 327w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Confused-Biden.png 503w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>An United Arab Emirates minister says if the oil market needs help, OPEC+ is only a phone call away. Maybe the number not starting with 1-900 throws him?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The United Arab Emirates&#8217; energy minister said on Monday that OPEC+ was always willing to balance crude oil markets if needed, and that if consumers require its help, the alliance of top producers was &#8220;only a phone call away.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/finance\/news\/opec-only-phone-call-away-063846603.html\">Reuters via Yahoo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kinda makes you wonder if Brandon has the wrong number?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-132991 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Demon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"132\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dodge may be having issues with its ultra-fast halo cars they call &#8220;Last Call&#8221; editions. As they shift toward promised EV versions of muscle cars, the &#8216;Last Call&#8221; cars are promising 900+ hosepower internal combustion engines.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The seventh and final special edition model was slated to arrive at the 2022 SEMA Show, but that\u2019s no longer the case. According to CEO Tim Kuniskis, the reasoning is rather explosive.<\/p>\n<p>Dodge has already pulled the cover off of six of the Last Call special edition models, including highlights like the <a class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.roadandtrack.com\/news\/a41318234\/dodge-challenger-black-ghost-honors-a-woodward-hero\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" data-ylk=\"slk:Challenger Black Ghost\" data-rapid_p=\"7\" data-v9y=\"1\">Challenger Black Ghost <\/a>and the <a class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.roadandtrack.com\/news\/a41044029\/the-2023-dodge-charger-super-bee-wears-factory-drag-radials\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" data-ylk=\"slk:Charger Super Bee\" data-rapid_p=\"8\" data-v9y=\"1\">Charger Super Bee<\/a>. That said, the automaker has been hyping fans up about the seventh model for weeks at this point.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut we ran into some problems,\u201d Kuniskis told media. \u201cTo be more precise, the modified V-8 has been blowing up when pushed to the limits in the Dodge test lab. We\u2019re not talking about a minor breakdown. Apparently, the engines really have been blowing up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As R&amp;T <a class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.roadandtrack.com\/news\/a40573719\/dodge-challenger-909-hp-e85-rumor\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" data-ylk=\"slk:first reported back in July\" data-rapid_p=\"11\" data-v9y=\"1\">first reported back in July<\/a>, rumors have swirled that Dodge is planning to unveil a variant of the Challenger capable of running on E85 fuel. This model was rumored to bring as much as 909 hp to the table, which is 202 more than the original 6.2-liter Hellcat engine provided when it arrived in 2015. In fact, that\u2019s quite a bit more power than provided by the <a class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.roadandtrack.com\/car-culture\/a15933028\/don-garlits-dodge-challenger-srt-demon\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" data-ylk=\"slk:Dodge Demon\" data-rapid_p=\"12\" data-v9y=\"1\">Dodge Demon<\/a>, which makes just 840 hp when running on race fuel<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aol.com\/dodges-last-call-finale-delayed-150500442.html\">Road &amp;Track via AOL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>While the average owner will never run their car balls-out for hours like Dodge does in testing, detonating drivetrains is NOT good pre-release publicity.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-132992 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Pujols.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"216\" height=\"144\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Phillies are complaining that Maldonado of the Astros used an ILLEGAL BAT!!! in the first game of the World Series. The bats are an older model (Maldonado got his from Albert Pujols) which MLB says players who started after 2010 can&#8217;t use. Pujols was grandfathered since he started in the 1790s or so. It should be noted that Pujols in his best years could hit .300 with a table leg, and Maldonado is hitting something like .002 on his better outings &#8211; plus Philadelphia won the game. Quit yer whinging, guys! They&#8217;re as bad as the Bostonians still talking about &#8220;the Curse&#8221; years after they won the Series in 2004.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is an opinion piece in the Washington Examiner which suggests David DePape, Paul Pelosi&#8217;s hammerin&#8217; &hellip; <a title=\"Short takes: Pelosi attacker illegal Irish?, OPEC+ on speed-dial, Dodge boo-boo, Phillies&#8217; whining\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=132989\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Short takes: Pelosi attacker illegal Irish?, OPEC+ on speed-dial, Dodge boo-boo, Phillies&#8217; whining<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":668,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,215,185],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-baseball","category-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/668"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}