{"id":13276,"date":"2009-08-05T17:54:01","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T22:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=13276"},"modified":"2009-08-05T18:09:04","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T23:09:04","slug":"unintentional-humor-from-dicksmith","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=13276","title":{"rendered":"Unintentional humor from Dicksmith"},"content":{"rendered":"

Quoth Dicksmith:<\/a><\/p>\n

This means that the company [Xe\/Blackwater] and its employees are not subject to the 2000 Military Extraterritorial Jurisdiction Act<\/a> and thus fall under to criminal jurisdiction. Read that sentence again and think about how that sits with you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Dick, I’ve read it about 10 times now, and it still isn’t in a language I can read. As a matter of fact, I don’t think you can ever use the phrase “thus fall under to” and have it make sense. But you keep this stuff coming okay bud? Without a shred of anything Dick is willing to believe noted investigative reporter Olbydouche, who just yesterday was maligning Glenn Beck, and noted pathological liar\/imbecile Jeremy Scahill, last seen by me at the Winter Soldier Investigations<\/a> that he accepted wholesale. The man couldn’t find water falling off a boat, much less the truth of Blackwater from unnamed sources. Just watch this Olby video and laugh along with me. I don’t know what the truth is, but what I do know is that this is the weakest shit sworn statement in history.<\/p>\n

For Spongebob’s sake dipshits, he started his sworn statement off with “It appears”… That should be a dead giveaway that the dude doesn’t know anything he’s talking about. If I went to the Red Sox game last night, came home and blogged about it and said “It appears they lost” you’d think me out of my mind. They either lost or they didn’t, and\/or I have no friggin clue. Option C is the one being utilized by this anonymous guy. The man has 3 “or”‘s in 1 sentence. I can do it too: Jonn, take this down….<\/p>\n

Dicksmith is an asshole or insane or a conspiracy monger.\u00a0 [Curses that is only two, ok, add or “a tranny with a love of poodles.”]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n