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\nDear Orly, can I call you Orly? I feel awkward calling you Taitz, I always thought that was the part of a woman between…..never mind.<\/p>\n
\nDear Orly, can I call you Orly? I feel awkward calling you Taitz, I always thought that was the part of a woman between…..never mind.<\/p>\n
Anyway, Hey there, how are you? \u00a0Just wanted to introduce myself and get some information. \u00a0See, I read this post you had about how I could advertise<\/a> on your blog, and I am totally down with that. \u00a0I’d like the “Colleague Rebate” if you don’t mind. \u00a0Now, you might say, “But, I am an ‘Esq.’ and you are not.” And while that is true, I also went to a real law school, while you went to the online “Sally Struthers School of Air Conditioner Repair, Clown School and Law School<\/a>.” \u00a0So, I’d say that makes us about even, eh toots? \u00a0Also, I get my teeth cleaned 4 times a year. \u00a0I knew you’d be impressed, what with having that back-up plan as a dentist.<\/p>\n Anyway, now that we are past that, let’s talk turkey. \u00a0Now, I read the article about you in the OC Register. <\/a> Well, actually I got bored on page 3, but I made it there without any significant pronunciation issues, and I read without my lips moving. \u00a0(Can you?) \u00a0Anyhoo- Part of the article stated:<\/p>\n in the comments for each post at\u00a0orlytaitzesq.com<\/a>, you can read a few more names for people whom Taitz doesn\u2019t like: \u201ctraitors,\u201d \u201cMuslims,\u201d \u201cterrorists.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Now I am certainly not a Muslim. I love Muhammad as next as the much guy (or even as much as the next guy), but I like pork products too. Also, the prayers 6 times a day would make me daffy. And interfere with my World of Warcraft. I’m guessing your more a Wii Lego Star Wars Girl, but if you ever make it into Azeroth, look up “CV” on the Anvilmar Realm.<\/p>\n Where was I? Ah yes, so, since I think you are genuinely batshit crazy, that makes me either a terrorist or a traitor. See, I think you are dicking up my beloved US Army. It doesn’t really shock me you found a Major to do it, I mean shit, no NCO is this stupid I hope. I bet 14 years ago this silly bastard was running around helplessly looking for a box of grid squares or a can of squelch for the PRC E-6. And now that dicked up Major just left his unit without a man, because of his ridiculous self-centered and completely futile effort to make our Commander in Chief look bad.<\/p>\n I’m still curious what your long term game plan is here. You think everyone will be so excited you outted the greatest conspiracy since the Sox went 80+ years with no World Series that they will put a Russian Emigre\/Dentist Lawyer Clown into office?<\/p>\n Anyway, I want to advertise with you. Here is my advertisement:<\/p>\n