{"id":125295,"date":"2022-04-26T07:19:33","date_gmt":"2022-04-26T11:19:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=125295"},"modified":"2022-04-26T07:19:33","modified_gmt":"2022-04-26T11:19:33","slug":"how-to-successfully-pull-off-stolen-valor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=125295","title":{"rendered":"How To Successfully Pull Off Stolen Valor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This was a tongue-in-cheek article about how to successfully pull off a stolen valor attempt – based on the many that have gone before you.<\/p>\n

5 insider tips for pulling off \u2018Stolen Valor\u2019<\/strong><\/a><\/h3>\n

A brief overview follows but please read the article above for the full text… and a good laugh:<\/p>\n

1. Be average<\/strong><\/p>\n

When asked what you did in the military, you could respond, \u201cI was an operator downrange.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah\u2026 a Motor Transport Operator.\u201d<\/p>\n

If someone asks you if you\u2019ve ever killed anyone tell them, \u201cI was a cook\u2026 so yeah, probably.\u201d Works just as well for being a medic or corpsman.<\/p>\n

2. Age\/rank match<\/strong><\/p>\n

A general in his 20s would be legendary, don’t stand out.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0Grooming regulations<\/strong><\/p>\n

Operator’s beard = yes, combined with beer gut = no.<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0Uniform<\/strong><\/p>\n

Don’t be “that guy.”<\/p>\n

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5. Basic information<\/strong><\/p>\n

The answers must make sense. The Navy has jets, but the Air Force doesn\u2019t have ships. You can\u2019t be with the 82nd<\/sup>\u00a0Airborne and stationed on Parris Island. Navy Seals don\u2019t drive tanks. You can\u2019t be a pilot and a sniper. It simply does not add up.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If any more tips come to mind, please share them.\u00a0 Remember, a “POSer Starter Kit” is the lazy man’s way to Stolen Valor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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