{"id":124434,"date":"2022-03-27T16:56:16","date_gmt":"2022-03-27T20:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=124434"},"modified":"2022-03-27T16:56:16","modified_gmt":"2022-03-27T20:56:16","slug":"jeff-lph3s-punday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=124434","title":{"rendered":"Jeff LPH3&#8217;s Punday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-124435 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lph3-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lph3-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lph3-500x333.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lph3-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lph3-1536x1025.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/lph3-2048x1367.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nUSS Okinawa, LPH-3<\/p>\n<p>Jeff sent these truly horrible puns along, for inclusion in today&#8217;s Boomer&#8217;s Sunday. I just couldn&#8217;t do that to y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I had to view them, and Jeff did go to the trouble of sending. So in the name of fairness here you are. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124436\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-1-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-1-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-1.jpg 639w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124437\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-2-300x225.jpg 300w, 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size-medium wp-image-124439\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-4-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-4-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-4-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-4-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-4.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124440\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-5-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-5-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-5-443x333.jpg 443w, 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src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-7-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-7-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-7-417x333.jpg 417w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-7.jpg 601w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124443\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-8-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-8-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-8-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-8-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-8.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-9-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-9-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-9-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-9-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-9.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124445\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-10-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-10-300x226.jpg 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class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124447\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-12-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-12-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-12-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-12-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-12.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124448\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-13-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-13-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-13-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-13-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-13.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124449\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-14-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-14-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-14-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-14-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-14.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-15-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-15-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-15-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-15-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-15.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124451\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-16-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-16-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-16-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-16-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-16.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124452\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-17-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-17-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-17-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-17-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-17.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-124453\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-443x333.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/unnamed.jpg 638w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>USS Okinawa, LPH-3 Jeff sent these truly horrible puns along, for inclusion in today&#8217;s Boomer&#8217;s Sunday. &hellip; <a title=\"Jeff LPH3&#8217;s Punday\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=124434\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jeff LPH3&#8217;s Punday<\/span>Read 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