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\nUSS Okinawa, LPH-3<\/p>\n

Jeff sent these truly horrible puns along, for inclusion in today’s Boomer’s Sunday. I just couldn’t do that to y’all.<\/p>\n

On the other hand, I had to view them, and Jeff did go to the trouble of sending. So in the name of fairness here you are. Enjoy.<\/p>\n

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