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Look, Delta Whiskies, the coveted title of “First” is earned, never given, to the first commenter who posts correctly on the Friday Weekly Open Thread, or WOT. The event is recorded in The Book of Firsts, and the winner enjoys bragging rights for the rest of the week. Or something.<\/p>\n

Stating “first” on any other post is meaningless, and is getting annoying. I can see some confusion among the FNG’s, but you old salts know better. <\/p>\n

Some enjoy the weekly friendly competition, some don’t. But please keep your “first” comments contained to the WOT, or I’ll have to go all Admin on yo’ ass.<\/p>\n

Thank you for your cooperation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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