{"id":123943,"date":"2022-03-14T14:33:20","date_gmt":"2022-03-14T18:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=123943"},"modified":"2022-03-14T14:34:47","modified_gmt":"2022-03-14T18:34:47","slug":"monday-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=123943","title":{"rendered":"Monday Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-123945 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/39989B31-4A03-4FC9-BD00-B25658E6C04F-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/39989B31-4A03-4FC9-BD00-B25658E6C04F-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/39989B31-4A03-4FC9-BD00-B25658E6C04F-500x333.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/39989B31-4A03-4FC9-BD00-B25658E6C04F-768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/39989B31-4A03-4FC9-BD00-B25658E6C04F-1536x1024.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/39989B31-4A03-4FC9-BD00-B25658E6C04F.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nElon Compensating?<\/p>\n<p>OAM sends us some much needed humor. Seems Elon has a bone to pick with Vlad.<\/p>\n<h3>Elon Musk challenged Putin to single combat over Ukraine<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Sin\u00e9ad Baker<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Elon Musk issued an absurd challenge to Vladimir Putin over Russia&#8217;s invasion of Ukraine.<\/li>\n<li>He tweeted that he was challenging Putin to &#8220;single combat,&#8221; adding, &#8220;Stakes are Ukraine.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Musk sent Starlink systems to help Ukraine, and SpaceX recently sparred with Russia.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk bizarrely said in a tweet on Monday that he was challenging Russian President Vladimir Putin to single combat over Russia&#8217;s invasion of Ukraine.<\/p>\n<p>Musk tweeted: &#8220;I hereby challenge Vladimir Putin to single combat. Stakes are Ukraine.&#8221; He wrote some of the words in Cyrillic script and the rest in English.<\/p>\n<p>In a follow-up tweet, he tagged the official Twitter account for the Russian presidency and wrote in Russian: &#8220;Do you agree to this fight?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He did not offer any details about how this would actually happen.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dmitry Rogozin, the head of Roscosmos, the Russian space agency, said earlier this month that Russia would no longer send rocket engines to the US in response to sanctions. &#8220;Let them fly on something else, their broomsticks. I don&#8217;t know what,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>On Wednesday, as SpaceX launched Starlink satellites, the company&#8217;s launch director said, &#8220;Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/elon-musk-challenges-putin-single-combat-over-ukraine-2022-3\">Business Insider<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Despite basically creating the electric vehicle market, he&#8217;s also all for expanding US petro products.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2022\/mar\/5\/electric-car-baron-elon-musk-calls-increasing-us-o\/\">Washington Times<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Gotta love it. Thanks, OAM.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elon Compensating? OAM sends us some much needed humor. Seems Elon has a bone to pick &hellip; <a title=\"Monday Humor\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=123943\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monday Humor<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":657,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[406,407],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guest-link","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/657"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}