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It\u2019s time once again, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, for Boomer\u2019s Sunday, where I cull through his weekly offering of \u2018toons, and pick the best. The preponderance of toons is provided by him and AW1 Scott, with many others also contributing.
\nDisclaimer: These toons are meant to amuse, entertain and inform, pretty much in that order. While I cull what I can, they are not specifically fact-checked, so expect a certain amount of artistic license.<\/p>\n

Super Bowl Sunday from a Marine Corps Colonel:
\n“With all the kindness I can muster I give this one piece of advice to the next pop star who is asked to sing the national anthem at a sporting event: Save the vocal gymnastics and the physical gyrations for your concerts. Just sing this song the way you were taught to sing it in kindergarten – straight up, no styling.\u00a0 Sing it with the constant awareness that there are soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines watching you from bases and outposts all over the world. Don’t make them cringe with your self-centered ego gratification. Sing it as if you are standing before a row of 96-year-old WWII vets wearing their Purple Hearts, Silver Stars and flag pins on their cardigans and you want them to be proud of you for honoring them and the country they love – not because you want them to think you are a superstar musician. They could see that from your costume, makeup and your entourage. Sing ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ with the courtesy and humility that tells the audience that it is about America, not you. And please not everything needs to be spunked up! We\u2019re getting a little weary of that. Francis Scott Key does not need any help.”<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

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