{"id":12173,"date":"2009-07-02T10:52:07","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T15:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=12173"},"modified":"2009-07-02T10:52:07","modified_gmt":"2009-07-02T15:52:07","slug":"dumbass-attacks-72-year-old-brit-veteran-proceeds-to-get-beat-like-a-bodhran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=12173","title":{"rendered":"Dumbass attacks 72 year old Brit veteran, proceeds to get beat like a Bodhran."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does this look like the face of a man who would attack an elderly British Veteran?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/partiervboxer.jpg\" alt=\"partiervboxer\" title=\"partiervboxer\" width=\"420\" height=\"298\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/partiervboxer.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/partiervboxer-300x212.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><br \/>\nThe Future Mrs. Marcus Luttrell sent me this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2009\/07\/02\/elderly-retired-boxi.html\">from Boing Boing today<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A British hard-partying 24-year-old bartender got upset that his elderly neighbour called the cops over all the noise he was making, so he got drunk and broke into the 72-year-old&#8217;s house, wielding some kind of Mall Ninja knife that incorporated brass knuckles. What he didn&#8217;t know was that the neighbour was a retired boxing champ, and the older man beat the everloving crap out of the would-be assailant. The judge in the case sentenced the burglar to four and a half years and said, of the beating, &#8220;You got what you deserved.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does this look like the face of a man who would attack an elderly British Veteran? &hellip; <a title=\"Dumbass attacks 72 year old Brit veteran, proceeds to get beat like a Bodhran.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=12173\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dumbass attacks 72 year old Brit veteran, proceeds to get beat like a Bodhran.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}