{"id":120216,"date":"2021-12-04T08:00:08","date_gmt":"2021-12-04T13:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=120216"},"modified":"2021-12-03T15:32:19","modified_gmt":"2021-12-03T20:32:19","slug":"stupid-people-of-the-week-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=120216","title":{"rendered":"Stupid people of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Confessed cannibal arrested after decapitated corpse allegedly falls out of car trunk<\/h3>\n<p>Talk about an awkward moment. This guy lost his head at the wrong time.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A confessed cannibal in northern Russia was arrested Saturday after a decapitated corpse allegedly fell out of the trunk of his car.<\/p>\n<p>Russian authorities took Yegor Komarov, 23, into custody after he crashed his Mitsubishi into a safety barrier, causing the headless body of a man to fall out of the vehicle, police said.<\/p>\n<p>Komarov fled with two men into the woods of Sortavala, but they left the dead man&#8217;s body on the road next to his vehicle, where police discovered ropes and spades, according to a report.<\/p>\n<p>The man&#8217;s body, whose head was nearly wholly severed, is believed to be a 50-year-old businessman who was killed by the three suspects after a dispute, according to investigators.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In general, I like killing people,&#8221; Komarov reportedly said.<\/p>\n<p>The suspect also confessed to killing a 38-year-old man in St. Petersburg and eating parts of him in 2020, investigators said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When he died, I gutted his neck and tasted the blood and meat,&#8221; Komarov reportedly said. &#8220;But the meat was difficult to cut, as the knife was blunt, and I did not like the taste of his veins.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The 23-year-old man said he tried cooking the man&#8217;s tongue in butter, the report stated.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I tried it, but I didn&#8217;t like it,&#8221; he said, telling investigators to make sure his handcuffs were tight to prevent him from biting them. &#8220;But I probably would have liked another part of the body.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Komarov is from St. Petersburg, lives with his family, and is interested in &#8220;anarcho-primitivism&#8221; and the &#8220;elixirs of immortality,&#8221; according to investigators.<\/p>\n<p>Investigators have not commented on claims of cannibalism in the death of the 50-year-old businessman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source; Washington Examiner via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/news\/world\/confessed-cannibal-arrested-after-decapitated-corpse-allegedly-falls-out-of-car-trunk\/ar-AARbii2?ocid=mmx\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">MSN<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Antifa member who took axe to Senate office given probation and his axe back<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>We have been discussing the continued incarceration of many individuals for their participation in the Jan. 6th riot. Despite claims that the riot was an insurrection, the vast majority of defendants have been given relatively minor charges. Nevertheless, the Justice Department has insisted on holding many without bail and some have received longer sentences, like Jacob Chansley (aka \u201cQAnon Shaman\u201d) who was given a 41-month sentence for \u201cobstructing a federal proceeding.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Thomas \u201cTas\u201d Alexander Starks, 31, of Lisbon, N.D., faced a strikingly different approach by the Justice Department. The self-avowed Antifa member took an axe to the office of Sen. John Hoeven\u2019s in Fargo on Dec. 21, 2020. Federal sentencing guidelines suggested 10\u201316 months in prison but he was only sentenced to probation and fined $2,784 for restitution . . . he then reportedly mocked the FBI for returning his axe. Others declared him a hero and Democratic politicians pitched in for his legal defense.<\/p>\n<p>Starks was caught on videotape axing the door of the congressional office. He pleaded guilty to a single charge of destruction of government property. The case has received little attention from the media outside of conservative sites.<\/p>\n<p>Starks has made clear that he was neither apologetic nor deterred from the use of such violence. He has posted under the Facebook moniker, \u201cPaul Dunyan,\u201d an apparent reference to his preferred use of an axe as a form of political expression. He displays the Antifa symbol and, while awaiting sentencing, reportedly wrote: \u201cI am ANTIFA. I will always attack fascists, racial superiority complexes built around nationalism that promotes genocide to fuel a war machine is the worst humanity has to offer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It is reminiscent of the defiance shown by arrested Antifa member Jason Charter, who declared \u201cThe Movement is winning\u201d after his own arrest.<\/p>\n<p>After his light sentence, Starks posted last month that it was all effectively a joke: \u201cLook what the FBI were kind enough to give back to me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/look-what-FBI-gave-back.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-120217\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/look-what-FBI-gave-back-287x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"287\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/look-what-FBI-gave-back-287x333.jpg 287w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/look-what-FBI-gave-back-258x300.jpg 258w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/look-what-FBI-gave-back-768x892.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/look-what-FBI-gave-back.jpg 1378w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Starks was supported by a GoFundMe account for his defense costs despite the company barring people from contributing to defendants like Kyle Rittenhouse until after he was acquitted. He was also supported by Democratic politicians. Last year, I testified in the Senate on Antifa and the growing anti-free speech movement in the United States. I specifically disagreed with the statement of House Judiciary Committee Chair Jerry Nadler that Antifa (and its involvement in violent protests) is a \u201cmyth.\u201d It is at its base a movement at war with free speech, defining the right itself as a tool of oppression. That purpose is evident in what is called the \u201cbible\u201d of the Antifa movement: Rutgers Professor Mark Bray\u2019s Antifa: The Anti-Fascist Handbook. Bray emphasizes the struggle of the movement against free speech: \u201cAt the heart of the anti-fascist outlook is a rejection of the classical liberal phrase that says, \u2018I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.\u2019\u201dIndeed, Bray admits that \u201cmost Americans in Antifa have been anarchists or antiauthoritarian communists\u2026 From that standpoint, \u2018free speech\u2019 as such is merely a bourgeois fantasy unworthy of consideration.\u201d It is an illusion designed to promote what Antifa is resisting \u201cwhite supremacy, hetero-patriarchy, ultra-nationalism, authoritarianism, and genocide.\u201d Thus, all of these opposing figures are deemed fascistic and thus unworthy of being heard.Bray quotes one Antifa member as summing up their approach to free speech as a \u201cnonargument . . . you have the right to speak but you also have the right to be shut up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Putting aside the light sentence, the returning of the axe is rather curious. It would seem an instrument of the crime and could be declared lost in any plea. Instead, it was returned as if it was a form of political expression by the Justice Department.<\/p>\n<p>Starks is now free to axe his way to a better world.It is hard to imagine the poor choice of prosecutors or the judge to cut such a deal with Starks (and not specify that the axe would be lost as an instrumentality of the crimes).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/jonathanturley.org\/2021\/11\/26\/antifa-member-who-took-axe-to-senate-office-given-probation-and-his-axe-back\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jonathan Turley<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Uniformed deputy shot into truck following disagreement at party<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>Court records have shed new light on what investigators say happened the night a Lowndes County [Alabama] deputy allegedly fired into an occupied vehicle.<\/p>\n<p>Michael Jay Lewis, 21, is charged with attempted murder, aggravated animal cruelty and DUI.<\/p>\n<p>Lewis was with the Lowndes County Sheriff\u2019s Office for only three weeks before this weekend\u2019s incident. He was fired after the arrest.<\/p>\n<p>The deposition states the whole thing started at an outdoor party in the 2000 block of Autauga County Road 57 early Saturday. Investigators say Lewis was there in uniform where drugs and alcohol were reportedly present.<\/p>\n<p>The court filing states that around 5:30 a.m., Lewis was sitting in a vehicle with a female and two other people when he got angry at the female because she had previously accused him of smoking marijuana. Investigators say Lewis took out a 9mm handgun and started \u201cracking the slide and stated he was in fear of losing his job because of his actions at the party.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This reportedly alarmed the others in the car. The deposition reports that the female got out, saying she was going to the bathroom, but got into her Dodge truck about 15 feet away instead.<\/p>\n<p>Lewis then got out and got what is believed to be his service weapon from his marked Lowndes County Sheriff\u2019s Office patrol vehicle, according to the filing. It goes on to say the other two in the car drove off to get away from him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe defendant then began shooting into into the truck at least 12 times in an attempt to kill the victim,\u201d the report says.<\/p>\n<p>She was not hit. However, one of her two dogs in the vehicle, a Great Dane, was critically injured by the gunfire. The dog was taken to an animal hospital. Its current condition is not known.<\/p>\n<p>The deposition says there were multiple witnesses as well spent 9mm shell casings.<\/p>\n<p>Alabama state troopers say they found the patrol vehicle crashed Interstate 65 at mile marker 186.<\/p>\n<p>Lewis was taken into custody around 8:30 a.m. after Alabama state troopers were notified of a single-vehicle crash on Interstate 65 near the 186 mile marker. The car, which matches the patrol vehicle\u2019s description, and Lewis were found near the 184 mile marker.<\/p>\n<p>The traffic complaint states Lewis was under the influence of alcohol.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re sorry that this incident took place. We\u2019re sorry for the family, the damage to their property, the damage to their dog, and we certainly don\u2019t condone this type of activity at all. This type of activity will not, absolutely, positively, will not be tolerated,\u201d said Autauga County Sheriff Joe Sedinger.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsfa.com\/2021\/11\/02\/court-filings-uniformed-deputy-shot-into-truck-following-disagreement-party\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">WSFA<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Suspect accused of shooting 2 Utah officers was spared from prison for prior shootings<\/h3>\n<p>This is an epic failure of the &#8220;justice&#8221; system. Two cops are fighting for their lives because this monster was allowed out. Absolute immunity for judges needs to end.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Investigators from West Valley City Police identified the suspect who is accused of shooting 2 police officers Wednesday night as 20-year-old Anei Gabriel Joker.<\/p>\n<p>Joker is accused of holding an infant hostage inside an SUV and then firing at police during a standoff in a gas station parking lot at 4100 South Redwood Road in Taylorsville.<\/p>\n<p>An officer from West Valley City Police and an officer from Unified Police were both shot. The West Valley City officer is in critical condition and the Unified officer is in serious condition, according to West Valley City Police spokesperson Roxeanne Vainuku.<\/p>\n<p>Police confirmed Joker died at the hospital early Thursday morning.<\/p>\n<p>Vainuku said detectives were trying to apprehend Joker in connection to cases of rape and robbery.<\/p>\n<p>Court records show Joker has an extensive criminal history, including involvement in several prior shootings.<\/p>\n<p>Despite his felony convictions, Joker was spared from having to serve a prison sentence. In several cases, he was able to write an apology letter and received probation.<\/p>\n<p>In his most recent criminal case, the Salt Lake County District Attorney&#8217;s Office wanted Joker to go to prison, but their request was not fulfilled by the judge on Joker&#8217;s case.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Defendant was placed on probation despite the state\u2019s objection. We argued that a prison sentence was appropriate due to the violent nature of the three crimes and additional aggravating factors (e.g. the fact that he caused substantial injury to a victim, firearms were used in commission of these multiple offenses, exhibited pattern of aggressive\/harmful behavior towards others),&#8221; Salt Lake County District Attorney Sim Gill told 2News in a statement.<\/p>\n<p>Police confirmed that during Wednesday night\u2019s standoff, there was an infant inside the SUV with Joker. For a time, Joker refused to let police get the infant out of the car.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe would not exit the vehicle and he would not release the infant. After some negotiation, officers finally convinced him to let the infant out of the vehicle but he still remained inside and would not get out,\u201d Vainuku said.<\/p>\n<p>Police say around 10:30 p.m., Joker got out of the SUV and exchanged gunfire with multiple officers.<\/p>\n<p>The shooting is now being investigated by an outside agency in accordance with the officer-involved critical incident protocol.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The source article goes into Joker&#8217;s lengthy criminal record, including convictions for numerous violent felonies. They also link to an absolutely priceless handwritten letter from Joker to the judge. It&#8217;s the letter that persuaded the judge that he had learned his lesson and was turning his life around. I&#8217;ve got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell this judge. He tells the judge (spelling and grammar original), &#8220;I&#8217;ve lived a ruff life growing up was pain&#8221; and that he &#8220;no longer want[s] to live these rainy days.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Four months later he&#8217;s holding an infant hostage and shooting two cops.<\/p>\n<p>Source; <a href=\"https:\/\/kutv.com\/news\/local\/suspect-accused-of-shooting-2-utah-officers-was-spared-from-prison-for-prior-shootings\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">KUTV<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Who hasn&#8217;t been sorting their WWII memorabilia naked and fallen backwards onto a 57mm anti-tank mortar?<\/h3>\n<p>Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h4>Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom<\/h4>\n<p>The bomb squad was called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Thursday (December 2), after a patient was admitted with a mortar shell stuck in his rectum.<\/p>\n<p>Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police &#8220;that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow &#8220;tripped&#8221; and fell onto the 57mm [~2.2 inches] piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, according to The Sun.<\/p>\n<p>The 57mm mortar round was used by the Royal Artillery in the Second World War as anti-tank rounds, though it would later also be used by British tanks in North Africa.<\/p>\n<p>These rounds measure at 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm [6.6 inches] in length.<\/p>\n<p>A source told The Sun: &#8220;The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it \u2014 and it went up his a***.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The MoD said: \u201cWe can confirm an Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal team was called out to Gloucestershire at the request of local police.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A spokesperson for Gloucestershire Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said: &#8220;We can confirm that the police and Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) attended Gloucestershire Royal Hospital yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were followed to ensure that there was no risk to patients, staff or visitors at any time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk\/news\/gloucester-news\/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Gloucestershire Live<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Confessed cannibal arrested after decapitated corpse allegedly falls out of car trunk Talk about an awkward &hellip; <a title=\"Stupid people of the week\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=120216\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stupid people of the week<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":664,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,185,227,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-crime","category-police","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/664"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120218,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120216\/revisions\/120218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}