{"id":119187,"date":"2021-11-04T11:14:12","date_gmt":"2021-11-04T15:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=119187"},"modified":"2021-11-04T11:14:12","modified_gmt":"2021-11-04T15:14:12","slug":"taliban-getting-in-on-the-best-get-rich-quick-scam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=119187","title":{"rendered":"Taliban getting in on the best get rich quick scam"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Poetrooper sends in word that the Taliban is getting serious. On combating climate change. Only if they get some money though.<\/p>\n

PJ Media reports<\/a> on their efforts to become the fundamentalist Islamic version of Al Gore;<\/p>\n

Kyle Shideler, the Director\/Senior Analyst for Homeland Security & Counterterrorism at the Center for Security Policy, said it best: \u201cThey may have a 7th-century law code, but they grift with the best of the 21st century.\u201d The Taliban does indeed appear to have caught on to one of the most lucrative gravy trains of the first part of the 21st century and are eager to get in on the loot; the jihad terror group has issued a call for aid from international organizations to help it fight the scourge of climate change.<\/p>\n

Apparently, the Taliban would have us believe that in between executing allies of the United States, confiscating guns, setting women on fire and making sure they don\u2019t work or go to school, and persecuting Shi\u2019ite Hazaras, their jihadis just really want to spend some time working on clean energy programs and making Afghanistan green.<\/p>\n

Showing a fine grasp of how the game is played, Taliban spokesman Suhail Shaheen explained: \u201cAfghanistan has a fragile climate. There is need for tremendous work.\u201d Accordingly, \u201csome climate change projects which have already been approved and were funded by Green Climate Fund, UNDP, Afghan Aid, should fully resume work.\u201d<\/p>\n

Would environmentalists be safe working in Afghanistan? Why, sure! The Taliban, said Shaheen, would make sure of that: \u201cThe Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan is committed to providing security and a safe environment for the work of NGOs and charity organizations.\u201d<\/p>\n

Of course. This is the group, mind you, that abducted and murdered five aid workers from Save the Children in April 2015. In May 2019, Taliban jihadis murdered five aid workers from the American organization Counterpart International because, they said, Counterpart was promoting women being in the proximity of men in public. Then in June 2020, the UN accused the Taliban of \u201cdeliberate attacks\u201d against health care workers.<\/p>\n

But now, of course, we have the kinder, gentler Taliban, the one that told the international media that it would be more moderate than it was before and was actually believed. These new claims will likely be believed as well. After all, climate change is an existential crisis, no? Someone was telling Joe Biden that on Monday as he dozed off. The UK\u2019s Daily Mail reported Sunday that \u201crelief agencies have warned that a drought in Afghanistan, which UN scientists say has been worsened by climate change, could force 22 million into \u2018acute food insecurity.\u2019\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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