{"id":116134,"date":"2021-08-05T13:30:13","date_gmt":"2021-08-05T17:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=116134"},"modified":"2021-08-05T08:29:24","modified_gmt":"2021-08-05T12:29:24","slug":"thursdays-are-for-cooking-138","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=116134","title":{"rendered":"Thursdays Are For Cooking!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So we\u2019re looking at bacon now?<\/p>\n

Yes, that is two eggs sunny side up on toasted shredded wheat biscuits and a wealth of bacon. What? It was cold, it was dark, it was snowing, and I was hungry. It was bacon or nothing!<\/p>\n

Okay, I am providing you all with a long list of ways (below) to include bacon in your diet, as a necessary part of your diet. The article linked below has FIFTY!!! ways to enjoy bacon in your life, courtesy of Food Network. 50 ways to love your bacon better…. or something like that.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/recipes\/articles\/50-things-to-make-with-bacon<\/a><\/p>\n

Bacon is, as Jove once put it, food of the gods! Only someone who is a ham in public, but afraid of being twitted about his\/her\/its fat layers can possibly ignore the benefits of bacon, especially combined with other food items, blended into recipes, and turned into a wide variety of snacks.<\/p>\n

Rules for Bacon:<\/p>\n

– The streakier it is, the better!<\/p>\n

– Do NOT cook it to death! You want it crisp, not hard as a brick.<\/p>\n

– Keep it cold and it will love you.<\/p>\n

– Ham is good, but bacon is better. I mean, really, who wants a ham\/lettuce\/tomato sandwich, anyway? That requires pickles, just to make the texture work! It\u2019s uncivilized!<\/p>\n

= Bacon\/lettuce\/tomato is the standard we all go by, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

– Bacon does not care if you buy it on the hoof and cure it yourself, or buy it by the packed carton and freeze it. Just don\u2019t leave it outside. Coyotes are connoisseurs of bacon.<\/p>\n

– Bacon will not make you fat. Eating heavy-duty carbs like sandwich bread does that.<\/p>\n

– Bacon should always be cooked to crispiness, but never, ever overdone. Stiff, brown, and crisp, like your fatigues were supposed to be.<\/p>\n

– Let bacon sit and cool on a paper towel if you\u2019re making sandwiches. Otherwise, pat it dry on a paper towel (kindling for your fire), and then plate it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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