{"id":116127,"date":"2021-08-05T07:30:54","date_gmt":"2021-08-05T11:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=116127"},"modified":"2021-08-04T21:52:46","modified_gmt":"2021-08-05T01:52:46","slug":"california-bacon-shortage-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=116127","title":{"rendered":"California bacon shortage coming?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/bacon-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-113579\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/bacon-1-491x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/bacon-1-491x333.jpg 491w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/bacon-1-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/bacon-1.jpg 518w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bacon, one of the handful of things in this world that prove that God loves us, has effectively been banned in the State of California. The state overwhelmingly passed a ballot proposition (Prop 12, 2018, which passed by 62% to 37%) to increase the space afforded to certain livestock animals. That proposition is now set to come into effect, but there&#8217;s a problem. Only 4% of pork producers are California-compliant.<\/p>\n<p>Poe sends in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.powerlineblog.com\/archives\/2021\/08\/californias-latest-insanity.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Powerline Blog collection of links<\/a>\u00a0including this hilarious bit;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This sentence may be my favorite:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The California rules also create a challenge for slaughterhouses, which now may send different cuts of a single hog to locations around the nation and to other countries. <strong>Processors will need to design new systems to track California-compliant hogs<\/strong> and separate those premium cuts from standard pork that can serve the rest of the country.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cCalifornia-compliant hogs.\u201d That phrase used to apply to Harley-Davidson motorcycles, but now. . .<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>California voted with their hearts and not their brains. Now they&#8217;ll be paying the price, literally.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that for the rest of us this means that there will be a glut of pork. California consumes 15% of the country&#8217;s pork and that will now be dumped on the rest of us. Sweet! I also foresee a great opportunity for TOW to smuggle bacon across the border from his new digs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bacon, one of the handful of things in this world that prove that God loves us, &hellip; <a title=\"California bacon shortage coming?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=116127\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">California bacon shortage coming?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":664,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220,447,177,406,47,271],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves","category-dick-stepping","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-guest-link","category-liberals-suck","category-ygbsm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/664"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116128,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116127\/revisions\/116128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}