{"id":11561,"date":"2009-06-11T15:13:45","date_gmt":"2009-06-11T20:13:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=11561"},"modified":"2009-06-11T15:13:45","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T20:13:45","slug":"ok-chris-i-hereby-accept-your-challenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=11561","title":{"rendered":"OK Chris, I hereby accept your challenge…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chris Matthews has tossed down the Gauntlet<\/a>, and TSO, with legs a tingling, is happy to oblige.<\/p>\n

Well let me ask you Sue, we live in a country where it’s easier to get your hands on a gun than to get somebody to make you a waffle. It’s easy! It is totally easy in this country.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I graciously accept Sir! You set the time and place. I think we should do it from my house, what with my not currently having an operating vehicle. What is more, is I shall walk. Yea though I have 3 herniated discs and degenerative disc disease, I am betting I can have a waffle made within walking distance before your chauferred ass can be driven somewhere that you can get a gun.<\/p>\n

I could go to Elsie’s Magic Skillet which is about a 1\/2 mile away. But, when I walk in Elsie always gets me the cholesterol clogging dish with the sausage and bacon bits, and I’d rather not confuse her. <\/p>\n

IHOP makes a Belgian Waffle. According to their website it is a light and crispy delight, and I have no reason to challenge them on this assertion.<\/p>\n

I could, of course, walk further to Bob Evans, but their skillets also kick ass, and I’ve never had their waffles.<\/p>\n

Maybe I will walk a bit further though and go to Crackerbarrel and get an Audiobook while there. I listened to your book Chris, once in a guard tower, heard all about how you love America and that is why you joined the Peace Corps. Glad I threw it away.<\/p>\n

Anyway, what say you we meet at 9am at my place on Saturday? Your limo will probably fit in the driveway, don’t hit the motorcycle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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