{"id":114246,"date":"2021-06-05T08:33:49","date_gmt":"2021-06-05T12:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=114246"},"modified":"2021-06-05T08:38:51","modified_gmt":"2021-06-05T12:38:51","slug":"reimagining-the-military-uniform","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=114246","title":{"rendered":"Reimagining the Military Uniform"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Alibaba – Naval Dress Uniform<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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WARNING: YOU CAN’T UNSEE THIS POST SHOULD YOU CONTINUE.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The website Task & Purpose highlights the fact that one can now buy a US Navy Officer’s uniform manufactured in China.<\/p>\n

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This Chinese-made US \u2018military officer uniform\u2019 is a crime against humanity (and uniform regulations)<\/a><\/h3>\n

Kill it with fire<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

By James Clark | June 4, 2021<\/em><\/p>\n

Just when you think you\u2019ve seen all there is to see on the internet \u2014 from tacticool swag that screams \u201cI wanted to join the military, but\u2026\u201d to someone pranking a bunch of retired generals as \u2018Rear Adm. Jack Meehoff\u2019 \u2014 the internet provides:<\/p>\n

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Yes, this misbegotten outfit is real, and it\u2019s for sale.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So we had to take a peek for ourselves — and confirmed this is legit and for sale.\u00a0 This photo screams out that “I’m not British… or gay” and if you think otherwise you are most likely homophobic.<\/p>\n

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Fear not, doughboys and ladies — there’s plenty on the site for you as well.\u00a0 Complete with the hard-to-come-by puke-green valor award.<\/p>\n

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Lest we not forget the aspiring repressed homosexual \/ transgender Navy SEAL look, complete with the ‘Thousand Yard Stare.’<\/p>\n

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I could not find if these uniforms come complete with stripper-friendly Velcro break-away trousers and tops, so they would be perfect for dancing at bachelor parties.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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