{"id":11219,"date":"2009-06-03T15:55:56","date_gmt":"2009-06-03T20:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=11219"},"modified":"2009-06-03T15:55:56","modified_gmt":"2009-06-03T20:55:56","slug":"thank-you-please-drive-through","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=11219","title":{"rendered":"Thank you, please drive through…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Through the use of delicate internet technology NOT pioneered by Algore, and in common use with all of the major VRWC cells in operation throughout the US, I\u2019ve intercepted the following planning session held yesterday.\u00a0 <\/span>I offer it here for your perusal, unedited or redacted.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Timestamp 02JUN2009 0900 EDT<\/span><\/p>\n

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[sounds of people moving around]\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019re about to start\u2026[unintelligible]\u2026bagels and coffee\u2026.yeah the creamer is non-dairy.\u00a0 <\/span>Tell Gibbs we\u2019re starting.\u00a0 <\/span>Thanks.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

[sounds of a speakerphone dialing into a conference bridge]<\/span><\/p>\n

[musical tones and a woman\u2019s voice] \u201cTeleconferencing by Audix. If you are the moderator, enter the seven digit code now, followed by the pound key.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cHello?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker] \u201cThis is Cleveland, Ohio.\u00a0 <\/span>Who else is on the bridge?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cThis is DC\u2026we have [sounds of paper shuffling].\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

[voice on speaker] \u201cWe missed that.\u00a0 <\/span>Can you repeat please?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cIf everyone could please put their phones on mute.\u00a0 <\/span>We\u2019re about to get started.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cOk, it\u2019s after nine here, so let\u2019s get going.\u00a0 <\/span>If I could get a roll call, please\u2026state who you\u2019re representing\u00a0in addition to your name\u00a0so we can get that recorded, thanks.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker] \u201cThis is Cindy in Chcaaago.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cGroup Cindy?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker] \u201cI\u2019m representing ACORN.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cIf you could, please put your phones on mute unless you\u2019re asking or answering a question.\u00a0 <\/span>Thanks.\u00a0 <\/span>Ok, next?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker] \u201cThis is Dre in Atlanta.\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019m wit the SPLC.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Morning, Dre.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker] \u201cThis is Maria Conchita Alonzo-Schultz in Phoenix for the SEIU.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cHola, Maria.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cWas that a joke?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cNo!\u00a0 <\/span>Sorry, I spent two Summers in Juarez helping indigent goat farmers dig tunnels to store their grain during the rainy season\u2026just trying to dust off the Spanish.\u00a0 <\/span>Please accept my apology, I didn\u2019t mean to offend.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cApology accepted, pendejo.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cYeah, ok\u2026let\u2019s move on\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cYes?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cExcuse me?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cDid you call on me?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cI don\u2019t understand the question\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cDid you call on MoveOn?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cOh!\u00a0 <\/span>No, sorry, I was saying we need to move the meeting along\u2026who is this?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cSebastian in San Francisco\u2026MoveOn.org\u2026duh.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cMorning Sebastian.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cWhatever.\u00a0 <\/span>Do you know how early it is here?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cUh, yeah, ok\u2026who else in on?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cThis is Saffron with PETA in New York.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cMorning Saffron.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cI hope those bagels you\u2019re eating weren\u2019t made with any animal products.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cI\u2019m pretty sure they\u2019re not\u2026I can have someone check if you like.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cYes please.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cOnce again, if you could, please put your phones on mute unless you\u2019re asking or answering a question.\u00a0 <\/span>Who did we miss on roll call?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cRicki in Cleveland for GLAAD.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cMike in New York for the Urban League.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cThis is Trebant in Portland representing Greenpeace.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cOk\u2026anyone else?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWe have anyone from the auto industry on the call?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cThis is Vinnie.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cMorning Vinnie\u2026who are you with?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cInterested parties.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cUm.\u00a0 <\/span>Ok, can you elaborate?\u00a0 <\/span>I need this for the President\u2019s briefing later this morning.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cLet\u2019s just say I\u2019m in a brotherhood and leave it at that, capisce?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cYeah, alright\u2026moving on\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cYes?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cSorry Sebastian, I need to choose my words better.\u00a0 <\/span>We need to get this meeting going.\u00a0 <\/span>If you check the agenda we emailed out, [sounds of shuffling paper] <\/span><\/p>\n

our first topic is design concerns.\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019d like to get feed back from everyone on what the newly created GM will be focusing on for its products.\u00a0 <\/span>Who\u2019d like to begin?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cDid you check on those bagels?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cSaffron?\u00a0 <\/span>Uh, yeah I have an intern running down the block to check\u2026do you have anything worthwhile to add to the agenda item?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cI\u2019d say that stealing an animal\u2019s sole possession in order to stuff your fat\u00a0face is pretty worthwhile.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cI totally agree and respect your opinion, but can we stay focused please?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cWell, PETA does have a few design ideas for future GM cars.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cExcellent\u2026I\u2019m ready to write them down.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[sounds of shuffling paper]<\/span><\/p>\n

[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cFirst, we want the driver\u2019s side window locked so it can\u2019t be rolled down.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cUm\u2026ok, why?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cWe call it the Portal Of Death.\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s where 90% of charred animal flesh is peddled to car owners.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cAh.\u00a0 <\/span>\u2018Portal\u2026of\u2026death\u2019.\u00a0 <\/span>What else?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cMaterials on the front of the vehicle need to be softer as to avoid the murder of defenseless creatures that\u2019ve had their environment invaded by two-legged terrorists.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cOk. Go on\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cI just have to axe one question\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cDre in Atlanta?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cYeah, why did the white girl gets to go first?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, there was no particular order here\u2026it was mostly who responded first, but we can go ahead and cut to you, Dre if you like.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cWell, I don\u2019t know much about what that animal girl was saying, but in the hood, we need the windows to roll down. That\u2019s all I got to say about that.\u00a0 <\/span>Nextly, we at SPLC want to know, how is GM going to deal with reparationism in the minority communities, per se.\u00a0 <\/span>Know what I\u2019m sayin\u2019?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, I think that we\u2019re still working on corporate mission statements and so forth for the new company, is that what you\u2019re asking about, Dre?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cNo, man.\u00a0 <\/span>What I\u2019m axing is about green.\u00a0 <\/span>How much can the communities lean on GM for financialistic support.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cThe Urban League wants a piece of that.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cThis is Cindy and ACORN is way interested in that too.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWait, please!\u00a0 <\/span>One at a time!\u00a0 <\/span>Look\u2026 this meeting is about design concerns and making GM more appealing to its customers as we progress into the future.\u00a0 <\/span>What you\u2019re all discussing are goals for the company, as directed by the Administration, to provide a more friendly and responsible corporate, but that\u2019s not what we\u2019re doing in this meeting, ok?\u00a0 <\/span>Ok.\u00a0 <\/span>Dre, you have anything else?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cUh, if you fu*k with the Escalade, people are going to get hurt\u2026that\u2019s all I\u2019m sayin\u2019, dawg.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cRight.\u00a0 <\/span>Ok\u2026did PETA have anything else to add to its previous requirements\u2026and no the bagel guy isn\u2019t back yet.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker] \u201cI have nothing else to say\u2026dawg.\u201d\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cGreat.\u00a0 <\/span>Who else wants to add to the list?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cMoveOn wants AM radio eliminated from all GM vehicles.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cOk\u2026Sebastian.\u00a0 <\/span>Why?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cPropaganda radio cannot be tolerated so until we can take out the Nazis who are on the radio, we\u2019ll settle for no radios.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWell, what about sports radio?\u00a0 <\/span>That\u2019s not propaganda\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cPlease.\u00a0 <\/span>You\u2019re not buying into that corporate bullshit line are you?\u00a0 <\/span>Besides, organized sports perpetrates a dominant male stereotype that has already dragged this nation through 15 or 20 different wars in the past decade.\u00a0 <\/span>The last thing we need is more macho bullsh*t sports programs.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cBut it\u2019s just baseball\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cExploitation of athletes, proliferation of \u2018us vs them\u2019 mentalities, the demeaning mascots that insult aboriginal natives\u2026are you sure you\u2019re the right person to be chairing this meeting?\u00a0 <\/span>Who are you really working for?\u00a0 <\/span>What\u2019s your name again?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cMute please!\u00a0 <\/span>Look, Sebastian, I\u2019m not saying AM talk<\/em> radio isn\u2019t a problem, what I\u2019m saying is that by nuking the installation of AM radios, you\u2019re hurting more than just the Rush Limbaughs of the world.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cSacrifices have to be made for the greater good!\u00a0 <\/span>Oh\u2026forget it\u2026dammit!\u00a0 <\/span>My housekeeper is telling me that my shih tzu is out again!\u00a0 <\/span>I have to go!\u00a0 <\/span>Consuelo!\u00a0 <\/span>Get the damn leash you stupid bitch\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/span>\u201cWell, that was interesting\u2026who wants a crack at this now?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cGLADD wants more Jeep Wranglers.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cThat\u2019s a Chrysler product, Ricki. This is GM.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cWhatever\u2026the family wants more Jeeps.\u00a0 <\/span>So I ask for more Jeeps.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s not like we\u2019re asking for rechargeable dildos or the Village People carved on Mt. Rushmore.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cUh, yeah, see the Chrysler thing\u2026that\u2019s another conference call.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cStupid breeder.\u00a0What a homo\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/span>\u201cAnyone else want to help with this\u2026effort?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cGreenpeace supports PETA\u2019s ideas and would go a step further and have the President outlaw all cars.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/span>\u201cTrebant, uh\u2026we just spent over $40b trying to save this company\u2026I don\u2019t think the President will be too keen on\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cThen you leave Greenpeace no choice.\u00a0 <\/span>We\u2019re starting the summoning rituals at noon today.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cWe\u2019re summoning Nemetona from her centuries old slumber.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>During the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for her: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cDude, you totally ripped that off from Ghostbusters.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cDid not.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cI watched that sh*t the other night!\u00a0 <\/span>You completely stole that!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cThat tricked out Caddy was whack, yo.\u00a0 <\/span>That was before old Sigonorrhea<\/span> Weavers got all ugly and sh*t.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>And Ray Parker Junior, back in the day, man\u2026back in the day.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cDre!\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s \u2018Sigourney\u2019, not Sigonorrhea, you stupid ass<\/span>!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cYo, man\u2026why you be hatin\u2019 on a brotha?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[sounds of various voices] <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cPUT YOUR FU*KING PHONES ON MUTE!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/span>\u201cDo any of you colossal retards have ANYTHING worth wasting more time recording?\u00a0 <\/span>Anyone?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cYeah.\u00a0 <\/span>This is Vinnie.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cYes\u2026Vinnie\u2026by all means\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cTake care of the unions.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker]\u00a0 <\/span>\u201cI said, take care of the unions.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u201cThat\u2019s it?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>[voice on speaker laughing] \u201cWell, if you don\u2019t, things will be very bad.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/span>\u201cFair enough\u2026I think this meeting is done\u2026I\u2019ll inform the President.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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