{"id":111763,"date":"2021-03-26T07:00:12","date_gmt":"2021-03-26T11:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=111763"},"modified":"2021-03-25T20:16:58","modified_gmt":"2021-03-26T00:16:58","slug":"youve-seen-the-sky-penis-now-gaze-upon-the-sea-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=111763","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve seen the sky penis, now gaze upon the sea penis"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_111764\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-111764\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-111764\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Tracking-History-of-the-Ever-Given-500x295.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Tracking-History-of-the-Ever-Given-500x295.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Tracking-History-of-the-Ever-Given-300x177.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Tracking-History-of-the-Ever-Given-768x454.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Tracking-History-of-the-Ever-Given.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-111764\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tracking history of the Ever Given<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>In the Suez Canal there&#8217;s a Taiwanese ship, Ever Given, that&#8217;s run hard aground. It&#8217;s blocking one of the most important waterways in the world. The Suez is a major point of world commerce. Nearly 19,000 ships transited the waterway last year, that&#8217;s an average of more than 50 per day.<\/p>\n<p>While the massive container ship is blocking up the port, and backing countless ships up on both sides of the Sinai Peninsula the last three days, people have looked at the ship&#8217;s recent voyage history. Just before entering the canal, Ever Given left its designated anchorage point and tootled around before entering the canal. In doing so they drew the unmistakable visage of a cock and balls.<\/p>\n<p>Just miles later they ran aground, grinding the canal to a stop, likely costing the world billions of dollars in the process. Like a flag officer looking for his next star, it seems that Poseidon is not a fan of penis drawings. Now we need the landlubbers to put some trackers on a tank or something and draw out a wang or two.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Jeff LPH 3 for sending in the story tip. More at the source; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2021\/03\/25\/move-over-sky-penis-weve-got-a-sea-penis-now\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Military Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the Suez Canal there&#8217;s a Taiwanese ship, Ever Given, that&#8217;s run hard aground. It&#8217;s blocking &hellip; <a title=\"You&#8217;ve seen the sky penis, now gaze upon the sea penis\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=111763\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You&#8217;ve seen the sky penis, now gaze upon the sea penis<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":664,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[447,407],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dick-stepping","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/664"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111763"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111765,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111763\/revisions\/111765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}