{"id":110869,"date":"2021-02-27T08:00:50","date_gmt":"2021-02-27T13:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=110869"},"modified":"2021-02-26T22:14:31","modified_gmt":"2021-02-27T03:14:31","slug":"stupid-criminals-of-the-week-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=110869","title":{"rendered":"Stupid criminals of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Short one this week as the family and I are on the road.<\/p>\n<h3>Florida man &#8216;blacked out&#8217; before severing wife&#8217;s lover&#8217;s penis<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>A Florida man who allegedly used a pair of scissors to cut off his wife\u2019s lover\u2019s penis claims he &#8220;blacked out&#8221; during the attack, a report said.<\/p>\n<p>Alex Bonilla, 51, is set to plead guilty Thursday to charges of kidnapping, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for the July 2019 attack in the victim\u2019s mobile home in Bell, the Smoking Gun reported.<\/p>\n<p>Bonilla barged into the victim\u2019s home, and threatened him with a handgun and a metal pipe. He tied up the man in his bedroom, and said, &#8220;You are not going to die, but you are going to have something to remember this for your whole life,&#8221; according to the outlet.<\/p>\n<p>The married father of five from El Salvador then pulled down the victim\u2019s shorts and said, &#8220;This is normal, you will not die today.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bonilla took a pair of scissors and began cutting the man\u2019s penis, splattering blood everywhere. He continued threatening the man before leaving the home with the severed organ, the Smoking Gun reported. The victim\u2019s two daughters were in the home during the incident.<\/p>\n<p>Doctors have been unable to reattach the victim\u2019s penis and he\u2019s been having trouble with urinating and having sexual intercourse with his wife.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You don&#8217;t say?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Bonilla faces 30 years in prison if convicted.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/florida-man-blacked-out-before-severing-wifes-lovers-penis\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Fox News<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>State police: Pittsburgh man suspected of DUI tried to hide marijuana blunt in his crotch<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>A Pittsburgh man accused of illegally having two loaded guns \u2013 one of them stolen \u2013 in a car he was driving Sunday in East Deer stuffed a marijuana blunt down his pants when he was pulled over by state troopers, police said.<\/p>\n<p>Police said they pulled over a car driven by Kenneth Sharp-Haymon, 18, along Route 28 because it didn\u2019t have a temporary tag in the correct spot.<\/p>\n<p>When Trooper Charles Hoffman approached the car, he said he could smell a strong odor of burnt marijuana and Sharp-Haymon\u2019s eyes appeared to be glassy and blood-shot. Sharp-Haymon told the officer he had been driving home from his girlfriend\u2019s house, the complaint said.<\/p>\n<p>Hoffman said Sharp-Haymon showed signs of impairment in field sobriety tests. A drug recognition expert later said Sharp-Haymon appeared to be impaired, the complaint said. Sharp-Haymon refused to submit to a blood test.<\/p>\n<p>A search of the car turned up two loaded guns, one of which had been reported stolen, along with ammunition, burnt marijuana and a scale for weighing drugs, the complaint said.<\/p>\n<p>Sharp-Haymon told the trooper the car didn\u2019t belong to him and he wasn\u2019t responsible for anything in it, the complaint said.<\/p>\n<p>Hoffman reported in the complaint that Sharp-Haymon did not stop moving around during the ride to the police barracks. There, Hoffman searched Sharp-Haymon and said he found a blunt stuffed down the front of his pants.<\/p>\n<p>Sharp-Haymon was charged with receiving stolen property, persons not to possess firearms, carrying a firearm without a license, drug possession, driving under the influence and a traffic violation. Online court records showed he was released after posting $5,000 bond.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source; <a href=\"https:\/\/triblive.com\/local\/valley-news-dispatch\/state-police-pittsburgh-man-suspected-of-dui-tried-to-hide-marijuana-blunt-in-his-crotch\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Trib Live<\/a><\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Short one this week as the family and I are on the road. 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