Dear Carl Webb:<\/p>\n
You seem like a great chap, really, I mean, sure you an\u00a0unrepentant\u00a0communist, and a deserter, but other than that (and being a complete deadbeat) you seem like right swell droog. \u00a0So, I’m coming to you out of concern. \u00a0See, we got your military records in, and my coblogger is just chomping at the bit to tear you a new ass. \u00a0(You know, besides the one you have your head stuck in.)<\/p>\n
But for a guy with a GED, you seem like a real Rhodes Scholar. \u00a0And I hate to see another IVAW member\/deserter\/marxist\/leninist\/trotskyite take another dive over an error that is clearly not your fault. \u00a0So, I have sedated Jonn for a bit, that will let you come out and correct the record before he takes your skinny ass out behind the woodshed (you know, notionally).<\/p>\n
See, the Army totally F’d you my man. \u00a0I mean, more than when they enlisted you through our\u00a0fascist\u00a0poverty draft, and the stop loss. \u00a0Would you believe those silly sonsabitches have documentation that doesn’t match your stories? \u00a0I mean, I was shocked as well. \u00a0It’s like I tell everyone all the time, if you can’t trust Carl Webb, who in this world can you trust, eh?<\/p>\n
But this excitement\/anticipation is giving Jonn a stiffy. \u00a0And I don’t think that his doctor can help him, even if it does last 4 hours or longer. \u00a0Jonn has a big heart, and this could really kill him, you know, to put out information received through the Freedom of Information Act on a guy from New Orleans who also served in the GA National Guard, and then have to find out that the Army screwed up the paperwork.<\/p>\n
I don’t want to see that happen. \u00a0I mean sure, in the darkest depths of my heart I often dream of staging a coup, but let’s be real, I can’t even insert pictures without Jonn’s help. \u00a0So, I need my man healthy, and only you can help.<\/p>\n
How ’bout you just send us one shred of paper that proves the record you claim. \u00a0You know, something from say, oh, I don’t know, the month before 9\/11\/01 through now. \u00a0I know you have it. \u00a0I mean, you loathe everything about the military, but shit, you’ve been living off the legacy of it since you enlisted on December 16 of 1982, so you must have a love me folder. \u00a0(Damn dude, kinda old to be crashing on folks couches ain’t cha?) \u00a0So, won’t you look deep into your heart and help me save Jonn’s life. \u00a0Only you can do so, and prevent forest fires if that furry bastard Smokey the Bear is to be believed.<\/p>\n
Anyway bro, Peace, Love and long live the proletariat!<\/p>\n
TSO<\/p>\n
UPDATE:<\/p>\n
Carl Webb Says:
\nMay 30th, 2009 at 12:47 am edit
\nExactly what have I claimed that you need me to verify?<\/p><\/blockquote>\nNGB 22 showing service in this millennia. Also, an MOS that shows Nurse. Or, any form, document, scrap of paper, hieroglyphics or other confirmation from someone NOT YOU, that shows you were ever a deserter. IVAW should have it on record since they verify all memberships, and none of your info shows you are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"