{"id":109351,"date":"2021-01-15T11:00:29","date_gmt":"2021-01-15T16:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=109351"},"modified":"2021-01-15T07:34:38","modified_gmt":"2021-01-15T12:34:38","slug":"yer-friday-funny-that-songs-about-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=109351","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Funny:  That Song\u2019s About WHAT?!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here ya go:  listen as Uncle John sings us \u201cThe Dildo Song\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4i62RnsIQHM\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>OK, people:  get yer minds out of the gutter.  The song\u2019s about a community on Newfoundland.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador\"><i>Seriously<\/i><\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t believe me?  Here\u2019s a picture of the road sign for the community.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/f\/f2\/DildoNewfoundland.jpg\/450px-DildoNewfoundland.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Dildo,+NL+A0B+1P0,+Canada\/@47.5735397,-53.6994707,11z\/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x4b73373f77e942bd:0x435c8ad09adc12c!8m2!3d47.5706202!4d-53.5555661\"><i>here it is on Google Maps<\/i><\/a>.  Per Google Maps, there&#8217;s also apparently a place nearby called &#8220;South Dildo&#8221; which is &#8211; as you might have guessed &#8211; just a few miles south of Dildo.  And there&#8217;s also a similarly-named island around a kilometer offshore from the community.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and they have a brewery too &#8211; the <a href=\"http:\/\/dildobrewingco.com\/\"><em>Dildo Brewing Company and Museum<\/em><\/a> (reload the page if you get an error message and the website should come up correctly).  It&#8217;s located at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Dildo+Brewing+Co.+%26+Museum\/@47.5684577,-53.5582155,17z\/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x4b7337ac46d4a7fb:0x33d0a0f44392a99d!8m2!3d47.5684577!4d-53.5560268\"><i>1 Front Road, Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.<\/i><\/a>  (They also apparently have a second location in Saint Johns at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Dildo+Brewing+Co.+%26+Museum\/@47.5613367,-52.712825,17z\/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x4b0ca34df11c62c3:0x28fb1d42ef091dff!8m2!3d47.5613367!4d-52.7106364\"><i>332 Water Street<\/i><\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>No word on what their beer tastes like, though.  (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here ya go: listen as Uncle John sings us \u201cThe Dildo Song\u201d. OK, people: get yer &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Friday Funny:  That Song\u2019s About WHAT?!!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=109351\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Friday Funny:  That Song\u2019s About WHAT?!!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170,236,271],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows","category-wtf","category-ygbsm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109351"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":109454,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109351\/revisions\/109454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}