{"id":10836,"date":"2009-05-22T12:44:17","date_gmt":"2009-05-22T17:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=10836"},"modified":"2009-05-22T12:47:58","modified_gmt":"2009-05-22T17:47:58","slug":"congratulations-curt-schilling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=10836","title":{"rendered":"Congratulations Curt Schilling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/gal_hated_schilling.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10838\" title=\"gal_hated_schilling\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/gal_hated_schilling-300x292.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/gal_hated_schilling-300x292.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/gal_hated_schilling.jpg 462w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSince our traffic today is roughly what one would expect if this were a Heart concert wherein the musicians played in the nude, allow me a short digression from our regularly scheduled program to continue bashing New York. The City itself, the horrible sports teams, the loathesome and nefarious creatures who populate those teams, and the belligerant and belicose pedarasts who root for them.<\/p>\n<p>In that vein, I would like to congratulate noted Republican, World of Warcraft player, and Demigod of all Bostonians, Curt Schilling for winning the vaunted title of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/sports\/galleries\/the_big_apples_most_hated_opponents\/the_big_apples_most_hated_opponents.html#ph0\">&#8220;The Big Apple&#8217;s Most Hated Opponents.&#8221;\u00a0<\/a>I can&#8217;t even imagine how excited Curt must be today. Nor how much disappointment must live in the hearts of sports fans from that execrable state. (Like my friend Bellavia.)<\/p>\n<p>Other notables on the list include my boy Papelbon, the dreamy Tom F&#8217;n Brady, Jason Veritek (pictured below with the delicious Soxette Heidi Watney who he may or may not be competing in the olympic bedathalon with) and evil puppet master (a higher sith lord than even Darth Cheney) Bill Belichick. I suspect that they hate Belichick more <a href=\"http:\/\/mikeresponts.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/21\/belichicks-new-chick\/\">because he keeps stealing New York women to add to his stable than anything else.<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/tekwatney.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10839\" title=\"tekwatney\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/tekwatney-300x241.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/tekwatney-300x241.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/tekwatney.gif 311w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nCongrats to the good guys for being despised by New York!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since our traffic today is roughly what one would expect if this were a Heart concert &hellip; <a title=\"Congratulations Curt Schilling\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=10836\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Congratulations Curt Schilling<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}