{"id":10774,"date":"2009-05-19T12:18:42","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T17:18:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=10774"},"modified":"2009-05-19T12:18:42","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T17:18:43","slug":"come-to-think-of-it-i-am-due-a-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=10774","title":{"rendered":"Come to Think of it, I am due a Vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somalicruises.com\/\">I cannot verify if this vacation is real<\/a>; it\u2019s just too good to check.<\/p>\n<p>But with testimonials like these, I\u2019m rolling my change right now.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I&#8217;ll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!&#8221; &#8212; Lars , Hamburg Germany<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 &#8211; PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English&#8221; &#8212; Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I haven&#8217;t had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don&#8217;t worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim&#8211;reminds me of a drunken&#8217;juicer&#8217; door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam&#8221; &#8212; &#8216;chopper&#8217; Dan, Toledo USA.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks&#8211;what a laugh riot! This is a must do.&#8221; &#8212; Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot verify if this vacation is real; it\u2019s just too good to check. But with &hellip; <a title=\"Come to Think of it, I am due a Vacation\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=10774\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Come to Think of it, I am due a Vacation<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":64,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/64"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}