{"id":105654,"date":"2020-09-29T11:45:52","date_gmt":"2020-09-29T15:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=105654"},"modified":"2020-09-29T11:30:12","modified_gmt":"2020-09-29T15:30:12","slug":"a-disturbance-in-the-farce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=105654","title":{"rendered":"A Disturbance in the Farce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-70448\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Lightning-bug-and-beetles-on-coneflower-2006-08-13-e-mail-272x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"272\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Lightning-bug-and-beetles-on-coneflower-2006-08-13-e-mail-272x300.jpg 272w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Lightning-bug-and-beetles-on-coneflower-2006-08-13-e-mail-302x333.jpg 302w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Lightning-bug-and-beetles-on-coneflower-2006-08-13-e-mail.jpg 581w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 272px) 100vw, 272px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s plain that there is some confusion among the Space Aliens that have landed here and are trying to change us into Them. The confusion relates to details about certain biological factors, probably owing to the fact that some Space Alien species are known to have as many as 26 choices in gender-related physiology.<\/p>\n<p>Just to set things straight, this should let you know exactly how Earth kids think.\u00a0 When you&#8217;re done with this review, please turn the page to Chapter 2.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GgGrsXqpmO0\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GgGrsXqpmO0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; It&#8217;s plain that there is some confusion among the Space Aliens that have landed &hellip; <a title=\"A Disturbance in the Farce\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=105654\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Disturbance in the Farce<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":105656,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105654\/revisions\/105656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}