{"id":105506,"date":"2020-09-26T10:53:31","date_gmt":"2020-09-26T14:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=105506"},"modified":"2020-09-26T10:55:05","modified_gmt":"2020-09-26T14:55:05","slug":"yer-saturday-chuckle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=105506","title":{"rendered":"Yer Saturday Chuckle"},"content":{"rendered":"

Obligatory warning<\/u>: may possibly offend those who are overly religious. Read on or not as you desire.<\/p>\n

—–<\/p>\n

A conversation overheard near the Pearly Gates<\/b>:<\/p>\n

God<\/u>: Gabriel, have you finished setting up future events for the 2020s?<\/p>\n

Gabriel<\/u>: Yes, God, I ha . . . wait, did you say “2020s”, as in plural<\/i>?<\/p>\n

God<\/u>: Yes. Why?<\/p>\n

Gabriel<\/u>: Oh. I thought the list was for the year<\/i> 2020 – singular.<\/p>\n

God<\/u>: You mean you put a decade’s<\/i> worth of events in one year?<\/p>\n

Gabriel<\/u>: Um, well . . . I guess I did.<\/p>\n

God<\/u>: Wow. Oh well, at least the year will be memorable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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