{"id":10415,"date":"2009-05-06T12:56:52","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T17:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=10415"},"modified":"2009-05-06T12:58:45","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T17:58:45","slug":"gay-songs-subsequently-made-not-gay-top-5-answers-on-the-board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=10415","title":{"rendered":"Gay songs subsequently made not gay, top 5 answers on the board…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There are just some songs that are so gay that even a dude in a Jeep Wrangler* will stop you on the street and say “Dude, act less like a sissy.”\u00a0 Over lunch today, my buddy and I came up with four that were just Liberace gay, but which were subsequently made kinda cool by a different artist.\u00a0 Can someone come up with a fifth?<\/p>\n

*Out Magazine’s Gay Mobile of the Year, only thing gayer than a Jeep Wrangler is watching Show Tunes with Richard Simmons (or Superbowl6Romeo) in one behind a bar called “Dick and Peters.”<\/p>\n

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#1, Faith, by Limp Bizkit
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\n#2, Smooth Criminal, Alien Ant Farm
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\n#3, Land of Confusion, Disturbed
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\n#4, Boys of Summer, The Ataris
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Anyone have a suggestion for #5?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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