{"id":104026,"date":"2020-08-22T08:00:03","date_gmt":"2020-08-22T12:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=104026"},"modified":"2020-08-22T00:08:01","modified_gmt":"2020-08-22T04:08:01","slug":"stupid-criminals-of-the-week-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=104026","title":{"rendered":"Stupid criminals of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_104028\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-104028\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-104028\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Credit-Seth-Gottfried-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Credit-Seth-Gottfried-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Credit-Seth-Gottfried-768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Credit-Seth-Gottfried-500x333.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Credit-Seth-Gottfried.jpeg 1286w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-104028\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit Seth Gottfried<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3 class=\"postid-16136515\">Firefighters smash windows of BMW parked in front of hydrant<\/h3>\n<p>This entitled BMW owner parked in front of a hydrant in NYC recently. FDNY was called to the area for an active three story structure fire. The basement savers were none too pleased with their access to the fire hydrant.<\/p>\n<p>What part of &#8220;NO PARKING&#8221; do some people have trouble understanding? Especially when the emergency service you&#8217;re blocking is equipped with axes, chainsaws, and a &#8220;don&#8217;t give a fuck&#8221; attitude about breaking anything in their way.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Jeff LPH 3 for the tip. Source; <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2020\/08\/14\/firefighters-smash-windows-of-bmw-parked-in-front-of-hydrant\/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&amp;utm_source=NYPTwitter&amp;utm_medium=SocialFlow\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">New York Post<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Man steals heavy equipment, crushes truck, files false police report<\/h3>\n<p>On August 14th the East Algoma Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) a stolen pickup truck in the Hat Lake area. The next day a log skidder was reported stolen from a forestry business in the area. The coppers started to connect the dots to this sudden rash of felonies in this small, rural town.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The investigation has since determined that a pickup truck had been driven on the logging road in the Hat Lake area and later became stuck on a bridge.\u00a0The driver of the pickup then attended a forestry business property and took a log skidder to remove the pickup truck from the bridge. Once at the scene, the suspect lost control of the log skidder and ran over his pickup truck.<\/p>\n<div class=\"widget widget-wysiwyg theme-blue widget-inject widget-inject-left widget-injected\" data-id=\"166066\" data-widget=\"6\" data-per=\"30\" data-min=\"\">\n<div class=\"section-items section-wysiwyg clearfix\">\n<div id=\"slimcut_outstream\">The owner then called police to report his pickup truck stolen.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>As a result of the investigation, Gaetan Henry, 36 years-of-age from Elliot Lake, was charged with:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Theft over $5,000 of a motor vehicle, contrary to section 334(a) of the Criminal Code (CC); and with<\/li>\n<li>Public mischief, contrary to section 140(1)(c) of the CC.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Source; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.elliotlaketoday.com\/opp-beat\/elliot-lake-man-accused-of-driving-over-his-truck-with-stolen-skidder-2646661\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Elliot Lake Today<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Woman flabbergasted after she was shot with BB gun for stealing Trump sign<\/h3>\n<p>So this Peggy Fox in NC goes to visit her brother and sees a &#8220;Keep America Great TRUMP 2020&#8243; sign in the yard. She&#8217;s never heard her brother get political, and since no rational person in her mind would support Trump, she thought it was a prank sign. Naturally, she removes said sign. The sign was not on her brother&#8217;s property. She claims this was all a mistake.<\/p>\n<p>The 76-year-old man whose property she was stealing the campaign sign from says he yelled at her to stop (she disputes this), then shot her in the arm with a BB gun he keeps handy for shootin&#8217; stray cats.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can\u2019t shoot people on your property,\u201d Fox said. \u201cIt was very frightening. Extremely frightening.He actually believed he could shoot me if I was on his property and, to me, that\u2019s terrifying.&#8221; Maybe she shouldn&#8217;t go around stealing people&#8217;s stuff then.<\/p>\n<p>It appears from my research that NC&#8217;s castle doctrine laws do not apply on open land, which is probably why the 76 year old man is now facing charges. He&#8217;s considering charging her for the theft in return, but that cannot be done for some reason until his assault case is heard.<\/p>\n<div class=\"card collection-item \" data-type=\"text\">\n<div id=\"\" class=\"card-content card-article\">\n<blockquote><p>Fox said she thinks the problem is the political divisiveness that is spreading across society. \u201cI think it speaks to the political conditions and it\u2019s really, really sad. I just wish people would talk,\u201d she said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"card card-captioned collection-item card-embedded-content\" data-type=\"image\">\n<div id=\"\" class=\"card-content card-article\">I&#8217;m quite sure the irony of her statement is lost on herself.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Thanks to Jeff LPH 3 for this one as well. Source; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsoctv.com\/news\/local\/woman-shot-with-bb-gun-removing-trump-sign-she-thought-was-wrong-yard\/4IEHLEQNEJEOZCRLTWT2IOYG64\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">WSOC TV<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Behind in the polls? Stage a kidnapping to garner sympathy votes!<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>Police in Sumter, SC have arrested two people, one of them a candidate for mayor, after they say the duo staged a kidnapping and beating in order to garner publicity, sympathy and votes in the November election.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Source;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxcarolina.com\/news\/sumter-candidate-for-mayor-stages-kidnapping-and-beating-to-garner-sympathy-votes-police-say\/article_f27fd59e-e3b2-11ea-a0cf-d3a04dadf4a6.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Fox News<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Firefighters smash windows of BMW parked in front of hydrant This entitled BMW owner parked in &hellip; <a title=\"Stupid criminals of the week\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=104026\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stupid criminals of the week<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":664,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,603,236,271],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-stupid-criminals","category-wtf","category-ygbsm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/664"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=104026"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104048,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104026\/revisions\/104048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=104026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=104026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=104026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}