{"id":1033,"date":"2007-12-31T11:16:27","date_gmt":"2007-12-31T15:16:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/31\/lawyers-suck\/"},"modified":"2007-12-31T11:54:56","modified_gmt":"2007-12-31T15:54:56","slug":"lawyers-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=1033","title":{"rendered":"Lawyers suck"},"content":{"rendered":"

Blackfive<\/a> writes about a young Marine sergeant who has been victimized by a smart-assed punk lawyer with shit-for-brains;<\/p>\n

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While saying goodbye, at about 11am, he noticed a man leaning up against his car. Mike left his friend’s apartment and caught the man keying his car on multiple sides.<\/p>\n

After caught in the process, the man told Mike, “you think you can do whatever you want with Department of Defense license plates and tags”. (In Illinois you can purchase veteran, Marine, or medal plates. Mike has Illinois Marine Corps license plates.) During the exchange, he made additional anti-military comments.<\/p>\n

Mike called the Chicago police and had the man arrested. A citation against the man was issued for misdemeanor criminal damage to private property.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The story all boils down to this; the scumbag piece-of-shit is a lawyer (sorry for being redundant) named jay Grodner, the Marine sergeant is deploying to Iraq in two days and the scumbag piece-of-shit lawyer plans on filing a continuance so he can avoid paying for his malfeasance.<\/p>\n

Blue Star Chronicles<\/a> has Grodner’s contact information, if you’re so led.<\/p>\n

And, yes, I’m impugning an entire profession based on the underhanded behavior of a few – if the rest of you scumbag piece-of-shit lawyers would police your ranks the way you should, maybe I wouldn’t. Cry me a friggen river.<\/p>\n

And this guy should have been disbarred a loooooooong time ago<\/a>;<\/p>\n

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In addition to being disciplined for being involved in a scheme to forging documents, it has been reported to CLR that attorney Jay Robert Grodner has since then engaged in a conflict of interest with his clients, has abandoned his clients, has engaged in false billing, has engaged in a fraud upon his clients, provided ineffective assistance of counsel, and has engaged in a “fraud upon the court”.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Um, forging documents – isn’t that like the most heinous crime for a “man of letters”? Of course, in Chicago that resume` could get him a judgeship – maybe even mayor.<\/p>\n

Crotchety Old Bastard<\/a> is contemplating a legal fund for the Marine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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