Without further ado, here are you Saturday follies.<\/p>\n
In a rare two-for-one play…<\/p>\n
Police in Newberg [Oregon] caught a break Sunday when a man accused of stealing an SUV crashed into a separate, unrelated stolen car after a brief chase.<\/p>\n
Newberg-Dundee Police officers discovered a reported stolen Toyota Land Cruiser driving through the downtown area Sunday morning.\u00a0 After being identified, the suspect attempted to elude police but eventually crashed the Land Cruiser into an occupied Buick Regal near the intersection of East Franklin Street and North College Street.<\/p>\n
Officers apprehended the suspect, Randy Lee Cooper, and took him custody. In the process, however, officers discovered that the Buick Regal was also stolen from a completely unrelated crime reported about three weeks prior. The driver inside the stolen Buick was found to be under the influence of intoxicants and arrested as well, according to police.<\/p>\n
Cooper, 27, faces several charges including Unauthorized Use of a Motor Vehicle, Attempting to Elude Police, Assault-3, Reckless Driving and other related crimes.<\/p>\n
The suspect driving the stolen Buick, Kristin Nicole Begue, 25, was arrested for Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants and Unauthorized Use of a Motor Vehicle.<\/p>\n
No injuries were reported.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Source; KOIN<\/a><\/p>\n
Wait a minute…the website rentahitman.com isn’t legit?<\/h3>\n
Common sense isn’t so common.<\/p>\n
[Michigan] State police say 51-year-old Wendy Wein, of South Rockwood [Michigan], was arrested Friday after attempting to hire a hitman to kill her ex-husband. They say she contacted a fictitious website called rentahitman.com, and completed a request form. Instead, police say the owner of the site called them.<\/p>\n
“I\u2019m very surprised someone thought it was a true website where you could actually do this,\u201d said Lt. Brian Oleksk with Michigan State Police.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
An undercover trooper met her in a parking lot, discovered her sincerity to hire a hitman, and she was arrested.<\/p>\n
This isn’t the website owner’s first “save”. He claims to have stopped 130 murders.<\/p>\n
Source; WXYZ<\/a><\/p>\n
Naked couple, walking dog, run from and then fight with police<\/h3>\n
The title kind of captures this one. From Massachusetts;<\/p>\n
Police went to Hayden Rowe Street after receiving calls about two naked people walking a dog. Officers saw Kinney and Pinto, who were completely nude, walking down the street with a medium-sized black dog named Lucy.<\/p>\n
\u201cAccording to the officers she is a very good dog,\u201d Bennett said.<\/p>\n
Questioned if they were OK and why they were unclothed, Kinney and Pinto either said they didn\u2019t want to answer or answered incoherently, Bennett said.<\/p>\n
During questioning, the couple yelled and swore at the officers, resisting any efforts of \u201cde-escalation,\u201d the chief said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
A foot chase ensued. Upon being caught, both parties fought with the police (injuring one) and were arrested.<\/p>\n
No word on the status of the dog, but she’s presumed to still be a good girl. For you gutter-minded folks, there are no pictures of the event at the link.<\/p>\n
Source; Milford Daily News<\/a><\/p>\n
Stupid Cops<\/h3>\n
Normally I limit these to stupid criminals, but in this case the cops are the dunces. Don’t let it be said that we can’t find humor on both sides.<\/p>\n
Liberty County [Georgia] officials believe they were set up on Tuesday when what they thought was a dead body turned out to be a sex doll.<\/p>\n
Around 2 p.m. in Allenhurst, not far from Dunlevie Road, Liberty County Sheriff\u2019s Office Detective Mike Albritton said officers found the object laying on the side of railroad tracks.<\/p>\n
By policy, law enforcement officers do not touch a deceased person until the coroner arrives, so they placed a sheet over the suspected body and waited.<\/p>\n
When the coroner arrived, detectives began to check for injuries and immediately discovered the body was a female sex doll. The doll was anatomically correct, with realistic skin and features, and was fully dressed, authorities say.<\/p>\n
Albritton said in all his years, he has never encountered a situation like this.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Now I’m no expert on sex dolls, but I have seen dead bodies. I’m reasonably certain that I’d be able to tell a sex doll from a real dead body.\u00a0 People are not making an “O” face post-mortem. Also fair to say none of the responding officers are former Marines. If they were, at least one of them would have immediately said something like, “That’s the Alicia Model 2 with the breast upgrade package.” They would then make the abandoned property disappear.<\/p>\n
Source; WSAV<\/a><\/p>\n
Drug smugglers overload plane, don’t make it very far<\/h3>\n
A small plane bound for\u00a0Australia<\/a>\u00a0crashed shortly after takeoff in\u00a0Papua New Guinea<\/a>\u00a0last week \u2013 partially because it was weighed down by $80 million worth of\u00a0cocaine<\/a>\u00a0stowed as cargo.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Authorities recovered 500 kilograms (more than 1,100 pounds) of cocaine near the crashed aircraft.\u00a0 This is well over the safe weight capacity for a Cessna 402c, and likely wasn’t stowed in a balanced fashion.<\/p>\n
The pilot, an Australian, turned himself in to the Australian Consulate and was arrested. Five members of a criminal cartel in Australia were arrested by authorities there for conspiring to *ahem* “import” the illicit drugs.<\/p>\n
Source; Fox News<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"