With my newfound super powers I’m starting a new weekly article. I’d be worried about a lack of source material for any weekly article, but stupid criminals are an abundant natural resource.<\/p>\n
Hopefully these tales of stupi-tude can bring some joy to your weekend.<\/p>\n
A resident on Long Island had his boat stolen. The thief, with his lady in tow, foundered the boat in the surf, eventually grounding it, by which point police had been alerted. What’re the odds he just ran out of gas?<\/p>\n
The article says that police<\/p>\n
were alerted by a lifeguard about \u201can occupied vessel that appeared to be disabled in the surf.\u201d When police responded, they detained a man and woman inside what turned out to be the stolen boat<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Article;\u00a0FoxNews.com<\/a><\/p>\n
Naked man wandered around a hotel claiming to be Batman<\/h3>\n
Only in Florida.<\/p>\n
Christopher L. Jackson, 49, was arrested Friday on exposure of sexual organs and loitering charges. He remains in jail on $1,000 bond.<\/p>\n
A Charlotte County Sheriff\u2019s Office deputy responded to a hotel in Englewood after receiving reports of a nude man walking around the third floor. After arriving, the deputy encountered Jackson, who was uncooperative from the beginning, the arrest report says.<\/p>\n
\u201cI made multiple attempts to obtain his name and date of birth which he replied with \u2018I\u2019m Batman,\u2019\u201d the deputy wrote.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The cop eventually found his clothes and with them a glass pipe.<\/p>\n
While taking Jackson to jail, the deputy discovered he had a warrant out of Sarasota County for an alleged larceny, according to the report.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Too bad he’s turned to a life of crime. He could certainly sell his services as a Charles Manson look alike. Photo in the source article.<\/p>\n
Article;\u00a0miamiherald.com<\/a><\/p>\n
Man Tries to Avoid Arrest By Doing Cartwheels<\/h3>\n
Florida…Again.<\/p>\n
Cops called about a guy blocking traffic for his daily calisthenics of cartwheels. Cops try to arrest him. Man does more <\/em>cartwheels. Hilarity ensues. Thankfully there’s video. I also noticed this guy wasn’t wearing his COVID mask properly. Truly a depraved monster.<\/p>\n
Video at the link, along with a couple of other stories of dumb criminals.<\/p>\n
Artice;\u00a0WGY Radio<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"