{"id":102216,"date":"2020-07-12T10:00:21","date_gmt":"2020-07-12T14:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=102216"},"modified":"2020-07-12T08:41:00","modified_gmt":"2020-07-12T12:41:00","slug":"but-hes-not-from-chicago-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=102216","title":{"rendered":"But He&#8217;s Not From Chicago, so&#8230;..!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/images.foxtv.com\/static.fox5atlanta.com\/www.fox5atlanta.com\/content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/932\/524\/ct1.jpeg?ve=1&amp;tl=1\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A dead cat gets voter registration in the mail: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/dead-cat-voter-registration-application\">https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/dead-cat-voter-registration-application<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And he wasn&#8217;t even living in Chicago!\u00a0Unfortunately for the senders, Cody the cat died 12 years ago at the ripe cat age of 18 years and counting. He was friends with everyone and never met a bit of catnip he didn&#8217;t like.<\/p>\n<p>From the article:\u00a0\u00a0Scratch this name off the list.<\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable\">An\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/us\/atlanta\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Atlanta<\/a>\u00a0family said\u00a0it received a\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/politics\/elections\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">voter registration<\/a>\u00a0form this week for their cat Cody Tims \u2013 who died 12 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s a huge push but if they&#8217;re trying to register cats, I&#8217;m not sure who else they&#8217;re trying to register,\u201d the\u00a0late\u00a0feline\u2019s owner,\u00a0Carol Tims, told Fox5 Atlanta.\u00a0\u201cI&#8217;m not sure if they&#8217;re trying to register dogs, mice, snakes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Tims\u00a0say they found the form addressed to the cat in their mailbox on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>Carol Tims described Cody as a \u201cgreat cat, indoor and outdoor\u201d who \u201cloved his family, loved his neighborhood\u201d and lived to the age of 18. &#8211; article<\/p>\n<p>Words fail me. That noise you heard was me falling off my chair, laughing.<\/p>\n<p>But in case you&#8217;re wondering , here&#8217;s another article on the perilous business of vote fraud.\u00a0 <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/new-report-reveals-perils-of-mail-in-voting-go-beyond-fraud\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">NEW REPORT ARGUES PERILS OF MAIL-IN VOTING GO BEYOND FRAUD<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>From the article:\u00a0\u00a0A new report from a conservative group on the potential problems with large-scale\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/media\/trump-fields-audience-questions-on-mail-in-voting-riots-says-democrats-destroying-our-country\">mail-in voting<\/a>\u00a0argues that a recent push from states to send ballots to all registered voters for November&#8217;s\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/category\/politics\/elections\">election<\/a>\u00a0would not only expose them to possible fraud but could likely result in a significant waste of taxpayer dollars.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ad-container desktop\">\n<div id=\"desktop_desk-art-pol-lb2\" class=\"ad gam\" data-iu=\"lb2\" data-ad-size=\"728x90,300x250,320x50,300x50,1x1,fluid\" data-ad-lz=\"1\" data-hot-unit=\"\" data-ad-init=\"1\" data-google-query-id=\"CPiSxY3dx-oCFRy1wAodgQYAPA\" data-ad-slot-rendered=\"1\" data-rendered-size=\"1x1\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/4145\/fnc\/desk\/art\/pol\/lb2_0__container__\">The report, by the Honest Elections Project, cites problems that have already arisen in a number of states showing that including inactive voters \u2013 including those who have changed addresses or died \u2013 would result in money being spent on ballots that would never reach their intended recipients. &#8211; article<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Expensive? Yes. Subject to fraud? Yes. Wasting money that could be spent otherwise? Yes. But &#8211; well, how about we start offering a purple pinky dip after someone votes, as some countries do over in the Other World.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dead cat gets voter registration in the mail: https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/dead-cat-voter-registration-application And he wasn&#8217;t even living in &hellip; <a title=\"But He&#8217;s Not From Chicago, so&#8230;..!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=102216\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">But He&#8217;s Not From Chicago, so&#8230;..!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,213,430],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-your-tax-dollars-at-work","category-2020-election"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102217,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102216\/revisions\/102217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}