{"id":100782,"date":"2020-06-11T07:41:45","date_gmt":"2020-06-11T11:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=100782"},"modified":"2022-01-13T20:31:15","modified_gmt":"2022-01-14T01:31:15","slug":"elmer-fudd-and-yosemite-sam-stripped-of-their-second-amendment-rights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=100782","title":{"rendered":"Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam – Stripped of their Second Amendment Rights"},"content":{"rendered":"

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In a predictable move, Gun Grabbing Fascists have executed a No-Knock Warrant and seized the firearms of two Senior Citizens.<\/p>\n

In a well-executed and simultaneous raid, Gun Grabbing Fascists raided the residence of Yosemite Sam, Age:75 as well as the residence of Elmer Fudd, Age: 83.\u00a0 \u00a0Mr Fudd said he has complained about those vewy pesky wabbits for decades.\u00a0 “Sometimes ya need to be vewy vewy kwiet and take matters into your own hands.” Fudd said.<\/p>\n

A spokesperson for the anti-guns loons reported that Yosemite had violated Red Flag Laws.\u00a0 They reported he was known to have a bad temper and a “Hare Trigger” that would flare up at the least amount of provocation.\u00a0 Neighbors had previously complained of repeated and rapid gunfire coming from his property.\u00a0 Mr. Sam was unavailable for comment but sources at the scene reported hearing him shout “No good bush whackin’ barracuda” as his guns were taken away.<\/p>\n

In a new series based on the beloved \u201cLooney Tunes\u201d cartoons, the classic character Elmer Fudd will no longer carry a gun.<\/p>\n

The new series \u201cLooney Tunes Cartoons,\u201d which premiered last week on the streaming service HBO Max, will feature the cartoon\u2019s characteristic violence \u2013 using sticks of dynamite, booby traps and the iconic anvils and bank safes dropped onto characters,\u00a0The New York Times reported last week.<\/p>\n

However, Peter Browngardt, the series executive producer and showrunner, told the outlet, \u201cWe\u2019re not doing guns.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut we can do cartoony violence \u2014 TNT, the Acme stuff. All that was kind of grandfathered in,\u201d Browngardt told the outlet.<\/p>\n

Elmer Fudd is regularly foiled trying to hunt Bugs Bunny on the show. In the new series, the character will carry a scythe.<\/p>\n

However, comics artist Johnny Ryan, who worked on the show, noted to the Times that he believes \u201cWe\u2019re going through this wave of anti-bullying, everybody needs to be friends, everybody needs to get along.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I didn’t realize we were going through a wave of anti-bullying.\u00a0 I missed that memo, no alert was sent, never got a ribbon or anything about this.\u00a0 What is “cartoony violence”?\u00a0 Where is the NRA and that punk that has been running it lately?\u00a0 I got a membership card and everything but I can’t seem to get a response from the gutless wonder running things over there.<\/p>\n

If this Peter Browngardt cared about kids, he should be more concerned with teaching them the difference between fantasy and reality instead of sharing “cartoony violence” with them.\u00a0 Maybe its just me, but “Peter the Pudd” here does not look like the kinda guy I want hanging around my grandchildren.<\/p>\n

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He just doesn’t seem like the kinda guy who is manly enough to have a woman want to take on his surname.\u00a0 \u00a0I don’t know,\u00a0 if I see him hanging around public restrooms I will assume he is not looking for the Jessica Rabbit type.\u00a0 I’ll bet anything that bitch had something to do with all this.\u00a0 Roger might want to watch his ass.\u00a0 \u00a0But remember kids…never judge a book by its cover or jump to conclusions.\u00a0 \u00a0Just stay away from creepy men that hate guns but get off on Grandfathered Cartoony Violence…you have been warned.<\/p>\n

I only laugh so I don’t cry.\u00a0 \u00a0How can we make sense out of any of this?<\/p>\n