“Buy me drink, GI?” Well, from now on: if you’re stationed in Korea, in those establishments known as “juicy bars” the answer damn well better be, “Sorry – no.”
How so? Well, it seems that the USFK CG just made that against regulations – and thus unlawful under Article 92, UCMJ.
Why? It seems as if some “juicy bars” were suspected of being a front for, or otherwise associated with, the skin trade.
No! Say it isn’t so! I’m shocked, shocked! Scandal!
Hell, General, I’m guessing that’s been the case since not too long after the first bar of any kind on Earth opened – probably in Ancient Egypt or China. Money talks. And where there’s money to be made, you’ll find practitioners of trade – no matter what trade you’re talking about.
Look, I don’t approve of the skin trade. I think engaging in sex-for-hire, either as a customer or a service provider, is stupid – pathetic, actually. And no, we shouldn’t be encouraging it.
But sometimes, young men with spare $$$ (and at least some young women, too) are gonna go out looking for a temporary “good time”. I don’t care how many stars you have on your shoulder, you’re not going to change 10,000 years or more of human behavior by making a pronouncement from on high. Nor are you going to end the world’s oldest profession by fiat.
In my book, treating the troops as adults plus hammering miscreants when caught would be a far more effective way to deal with this. Hiring a prostitute is already against the UCMJ.
The troops can deal with that; they’re adults, and deserve to be treated as such. Seems like their chain-of-command should be able handle the situation equally well.
But that’s just my opinion – one obviously not shared by the guy currently in charge in Korea. These days, they seem rather to like using mass punishment in the “Land of the Morning Calm” instead of providing their troops adult leadership.
I’m pretty sure the USFK leadership has any number of more important things to worry about than Joe buying a bar girl a drink, anyway. If they don’t . . . well, then maybe they just don’t really need to be Generals any more.

