Category: YGBSM!!

  • You Ain’t Gonna Believe This Sh . . . .

    Looking for something to watch tomorrow night? Well, if you can’t find anything else you could tune in to Fox at 8PM.

    There you’ll be able to watch a man make a jump from an aircraft.

    From 25,000 feet.

    With no parachute, no reserve – and no wingsuit. He’s going to attempt to land in a net.

    Seriously.

    Yeah, he’s doing it in the Granola State. The location is an old movie “ranch” north of LA.

    I hope the guy makes it. Even if he is a walking example of cojones muy grandes – y un cerebro muy pequeño.

  • More DNC “Hot Air”? Well, Sorta.

    I am not making this up.  From FoxNews:

    Hundreds of Bernie Sanders supporters are expected to stage a Fart-In Thursday at the Democratic National Convention meeting in Philadelphia.

    An assortment of Socialists, beatniks, and leftwing rabble-rousers plan to consume massive quantities of pork and beans in preparation for the pungent protest.

    Normally I’d say “YGBSM!” about a story like that.  But given the intended “protest” activities, well . . . maybe that would be inviting disaster.

    And God help us all if they find enough raw onions, chili peppers, pickled eggs, and stale beer to go with the beans.  (smile)

  • That’s Gotta Sting

    Guess who wants to help “Make America Great Again”?

    Obama’s Half-Brother To Vote For Trump

    Malik Obama apparently is registered to vote in Maryland.  He says that he’s planning to return to the US to vote in November.

    He also says that he has “deep disappointment” in his half-brother’s Administration.  He’s particularly bothered by the Clintoon email scandal, saying, “She should have known better as the custodian of classified information.”

  • Sore Back? Try Viagra.

    New research shows it just might help – especially if the issue is sciatica.

    No, I’m not joking. I’m dead serious.

    Here, apparently Viagra helps make one less stiff.  And in this case that’s a good thing.  (smile)

  • Two Ways to Save on Groceries

    Grocery bills can be a killer.  Still, you can’t really avoid them – though many of us eat too much for our own good, one does have to eat.

    Now, there are two ways to save on those food bills.  First:  you can shop smarter.  Apparently many stores and foods have multiple recurring sale “cycles”; buying at the right time in quantity can save a pretty penny.  This article from AOL News gives a good description.

    There’s also a second way – though it’s not one I’d recommend.  This video demonstrates both the method and its drawbacks.

    More info about the latter incident can be found here.  I’m guessing the would-be thief will have a hard time living this one down.

    I do hope they thoroughly sanitized those packages before putting them back out for sale, though.

  • So THAT’S What’s Really Causing Global Warming!

    Well, we finally know why the climate is getting hotter, and rivers are drying up.  Per a senior Iranian Imam, it’s you ladies’ fault.  You’re dressing “immodestly”.

    No, I’m not kidding.  Imam Seyyed Youssef Tabatabi-nejad actually made such a statement recently.  Here’s one reference to his recent pronouncement on the subject.  Here’s another.  There are plenty of other published citations to the same sermon.

    So, all you ladies:  start dressing more modestly when you’re out in public.  Think of mankind’s future!  (smile)

    . . .

    Sheesh.  With that kind of ignorant thinking among their supposedly “educated” ruling elite, no wonder the entire region is stuck in the 12th Century.