Category: Who knows

  • Finally – A State Legislator With Some Common Sense

    I’m sure you all remember the recent Baltimore “Pop-Tart Gun Crime“.

    Well, it looks like at least one Maryland State Senator has some common sense – and is pissed enough to try and do something productive.

    Sen. J. B. Jennings has introduced a bill that would describe “appropriate discipline that must be adhered to during counseling students of all grade levels in any Maryland school that uses public funds.”  The bill reputedly includes a protocol for counseling and disciplining school administrators who violate these guidelines.  And it further mandates that minor offenses such as the “Pot-Tart Gun Crime” not be entered into a child’s school records if it’s simply an instance of “kids being kids”.

    Not sure what chance this has in the People’s Republic of Maryland legislature.  But it seems a breath of fresh air nonetheless.

    I’m normally not a fan of more laws.  But when the lunatics are running the asylum and about to burn the place down, well, sometimes a new law just might be needed.

  • This Week’s Friday Funny

    Thought this one apropos for this week’s Friday funny.  Enjoy.

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    French Military History in a Nutshell

    Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by – of all things – an Italian.

    Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare:  “France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman.”

    Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

    Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

    Thirty Years’ War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

    War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

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  • Friday Morning Feelgood

    Many complain about  big companies being cold, impersonal, inflexible, and more concerned about the “bottom line” than people.  And in many cases such criticisms are absolutely true.

    Then occasionally you read something like this.

    Kudos, United – for having some employees with common sense, and for empowering them to use it.

  • Time for More Dog Control?

    Maybe.  It seems like a police K9 in Massachusetts managed to fire a pistol into an occupied dwelling.

    Police in Lawrence, MA, were investigating 3 shots fired.  They spied a vehicle containing suspects.

    The suspect vehicle led police on a high-speed chase.  When it stopped, one of the vehicle’s occupants got out and buried something in a snowbank.

    The police detained the 3 occupants of the vehicle.  The police soon afterwards released a K9, who located the buried object – which turned out to be a firearm.  In doing so, however, the K9 managed to discharge the weapon into an occupied dwelling.  Thankfully there were no injuries.

    The 3 occupants of the vehicle are now facing various charges.  No word on whether the K9 was placed on administrative leave pending investigation of a negligent discharge.  (smile)

    No, I’m not joking – well, except for the “administrative leave pending investigation . . . ” part.

    At least, I think that was a joke.  With some big-city police departments, you never know. (smile)

     

  • New Cheerleader vote scrounging

    A few weeks ago, we had Laughing Wolf encouraging us to vote for a daughter of an acquaintance as a Colts Cheerleader;

    Kaiti C

    Twist, one of our regulars here, wrote last night that his niece is also in the running, listed as Rachel F and he asked if we’d push for some votes for her.

    Rachael F

    Twist says that her brother is an active duty soldier and her cousin is a Marine, so she really supports the troops.

    Laughing Wolf and I checked out the voting rules last night and you can vote for both each day – but only once a day for each. So you should go help those ladies out at the link above.

  • A TAH Exclusive Interview with Kaiti C.

    Macy's

    Our buddy, Laughing Wolf conducted an interview with Kaiti C, the cheerleader candidate for the Indianapolis Colts who we’ve decided to sponsor. Your votes have boosted her into the top ten so she has a chance to compete, so keep voting;

    KaitiC

    A few weeks ago, you were asked to help a young lady with part of her effort to become a Colt’s cheerleader by voting for her — and you did so. Your efforts helped push her into the top ten.

    At the urging of WOTN and Jonn, an e-mail interview was done with Kaiti C. so you could learn a bit more about her. The voting will continue up until the tryouts, and will gives the contestants a leg-up going into the in-person portion.

    1. You were in sports in high school, what did you enjoy most and why?
    Yes, I did soccer, track, and dance. I would have to say dance was definitely my favorite. In general I really like the team aspect of sports as well as the competitiveness. It is very rewarding when hard work pays off.

    2. You were a Purdue Golduster, what made you decide to try out for the squad? What’s your favorite memory from that?

    I actually didn’t know a whole lot about the program going into tryouts, but I just knew that I wanted to continue dancing. And now I am very thankful that I did! I was only on the team for two years but I absolutely loved the experience. My favorite memory would definitely be getting to lead the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City. The Purdue Golduster Dance Team is actually part of the Purdue All-American Marching Band and it was my sophomore year when the band was asked to not only be in the parade, but lead the entire thing. It was an unbelievable experience.

    3. Why do you want to be a Colts cheerleader?

    I’ve always been a huge Colts fan plus I love to dance and perform so it just seems like the perfect combination for me! I also really like how involved they are in the community.

    4. The Colts and the Colts cheerleaders support a number of troop and veteran causes, what do you think of that and what do you look forward to the most with those activities?

    That is one thing that I really like about the Colts cheerleaders. I think that it would be very rewarding to get to give back to the troops and veterans since they have done so much for us.

    5. What are your thoughts on our troops and veterans?

    It’s hard to even know where to start with this one. There are no words that can express how thankful and appreciative I am for everything you do. You truly are the heartbeat of our nation.

    6. You have a strong fan base in our troops and veterans, is there anything you want to say to them?

    I just want to say thank you so much for all of your support. The fact that you are taking time out of your day to support me, someone you don’t even know, truly means a lot.

    7. What are your future plans outside the Colts?

    I am currently going to school for elementary education which I really enjoy. However, I am also currently an intern with a wedding and event planner which I absolutely love. Hopefully I will get offered a job through this internship, but if not then I would like to be either a first or second grade teacher.

    So vote for her some more – once every day. By the way, her Mom reads TAH, sometimes, so, you know…

  • LA Times; details on that shootout in LA (UPDATED)

    Shoot first

    The LA Times roots out some of the details of the two officers who opened fire on a pair of women who happened to be delivering newspapers while the LAPD was looking for Chris Dorner, who had shot two police officers, killing one, the other morning. Witnesses say that the police didn’t shout a warning and that bullets were flying wildly through the neighborhood;

    As the vehicle approached the house, officers opened fire, unloading a barrage of bullets into the back of the truck. When the shooting stopped, they quickly realized their mistake. The truck was not a Nissan Titan, but a Toyota Tacoma. The color wasn’t gray, but aqua blue. And it wasn’t Dorner inside the truck, but a woman and her mother delivering copies of the Los Angeles Times.

    […]

    Law enforcement sources told The Times that at least seven officers opened fire. On Friday, the street was pockmarked with bullet holes in cars, trees, garage doors and roofs. Residents said they wanted to know what happened.

    […]

    Kathy Merkosky, 53, was outside her stucco home pointing out the six bullet holes in the bumper and grill of her silver Acura MD-X. She knew her truck was damaged when she spotted it on television and “saw fluid flowing into the street.”

    Her Ford Focus was hit as well — a bullet shattered the windshield and another flattened a front tire.

    […]

    Goo said he could hear the bullets hitting the front door and feared they were coming through the house. He said he called 911 for the police, but was notified that they were already there.

    See, I thought there were only two officers involved. In that case, I figured they had a couple of nuts in uniform, but now that I hear that there were at least seven, well, that tells me that there’s a training problem in the LAPD system. Out of seven, one might have said out loud that they were a bit out of control and suggested to the others a different course of action – but apparently that didn’t happen.

    Thanks to Old Trooper for the link.

    UPDATE: KD8NOA sends us a link to a second incident much like this one – wrong make & model and color of the truck and a white guy about 100 lbs. lighter than Dorner;

    Seconds later, Perdue’s attorney said, a Torrance police cruiser slammed into his pickup and officers opened fire; none of the bullets struck Perdue.

    His pickup, police later explained, matched the description of the one belonging to Christopher Jordan Dorner….

    Yeah, I’d get out of the LA until this over. Cops haven’t killed anyone yet, but not from a lack of trying.

  • Getting Screwed by the IRS . . . .

    Literally.

    A man in Oregon has filed a lawsuit alleging that an IRS agent forced him to have sex in order to avoid tax penalties.

    I have no idea if the man’s claim is true or not. Frankly, to me it sounds more like some teenage guy’s fantasy.  Or maybe the plot to a bad 70s porn movie.

    But given the story Jonn posted earlier today – and the one posted by TSO immediately afterwards – well, I hesitate to dismiss it out of hand as bogus.  Stuff that used to be considered outrageous is today rather common.

    And if I’ve learned anything in life, it’s this:  no matter what you’ve seen or heard, when it comes to sex you just ain’t seen or heard it all yet.