Category: Who knows

  • Imad al Alami and his negligent discharge

    Imad al Alami and his negligent discharge

    AW1Ed sends a link from Fox News which tells the story of the sad end of Hamas co-founder Imad al Alami who was inspecting his handgun a few weeks ago when it discharged into his terrorist head;

    Imad al-Alami, 62, was “examining his personal weapon in his home” Jan. 9 when the gun went off and a bullet struck him in the face, Hamas said.

    He had been hospitalized in Gaza until his death, according to the Jerusalem Post.

    Hamas initially announced al-Alami died of natural causes, dispelling rumors he’d committed suicide or was murdered. However, the group later admitted an accident had actually caused al-Alami’s death.

    Yeah, history is replete with accidental deaths – Ceasar accidentally stabbed himself twenty times, Gaddafi accidentally stabbed himself in the ass, Saddam Hussein accidentally tripped and fell into a noose. Now, poor terrorist, Imad al-Alami, accidentally shot himself in the head.

    There are no “accidents” with firearms, someone has to consciously pull the trigger.

  • Eight from Don Juan’s Reckless Daughter

    Recently, I’ve been on the road quite a bit. That has its disadvantages.

    However, road travel also has its benefits. It allows you time to think – and to get reacquainted with music you love. And there’s simply something quite enjoyable about heading down the highway, dawn in the rear-view mirror, with music you love and haven’t heard in years playing in the background.

    And yeah – that means you’re about to get another musical “walkabout” from me. You’ve been warned. (smile)

    . . .

    Before this trip, I took another look through the music library – after all, you can only listen to the same set of tunes so long before you begin to get tired of them. And I found something there that I’d put aside and forgotten over the years.

    In previous articles here at TAH, I indicated there were two ladies I’d pay serious money to hear play in a small venue. I was wrong; add a third to that list. That third lady is Don Juan’s Reckless Daughter – AKA Ms. Roberta Joan “Joni” Mitchell.

    Here are eight tunes by the lady, along with some brief comments. They showcase a truly wonderful voice and songwriting talent. All are her compositions; the first three were made famous by other performers.

    The last tune is a particular favorite of mine. FWIW: I think that anyone who’s ever taken on significant responsibilities – be they of national import, at work, for one’s family, or of any other type – can identify with the tune’s sentiment.

    Both Sides Now (Judy Collins recorded this in 1967.)

    Big Yellow Taxi (Mitchell recorded and released it in 1970, but it didn’t do as well as the version recorded and released that same year by “The Neighborhood”. Mitchell later had a bigger hit with a live version of the song released in 1974.)

    Woodstock (Crosby Stills Nash and Young recorded the definitive version of this tune, but Mitchell wrote it.)

    Help Me (Mitchell’s biggest and only top 10 hit. Nice tune.)

    Raised on Robbery (Minor hit and fun tune.)

    Court and Spark (Gorgeous title tune from the album marking her commercial high-water mark.)

    Twisted (This tune is simply hilarious – and yes, that IS Cheech and Chong you hear doing spoken background vocals somewhat over midway through the tune. [smile])

    Free Man in Paris (Written by Mitchell about her observations of music industry figure David Geffin during a trip they took to Paris with Robbie Robertson and his wife, Dominique. As noted above, anyone who’s ever taken on significant responsibilities IMO can identify with this one.)

    . . .

    Joni Mitchell suffered a brain aneurysm in March 2015. She survived and has made a reasonable recovery, but apparently has significant residual health issues. Sadly, I’d guess her career as a performer has ended.

    But her existing recorded work still showcases her immense skill as a composer and singer. And the above only covers a smallish part of her career.

  • Camels disqualified from Saudi beauty pageant

    Camels disqualified from Saudi beauty pageant

    On a day of strange news stories, this might be the topper. It seems that a dozen camels were disqualified from participating in a beauty pageant at the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival in Saudi Arabia because a doctor was caught giving them botox injections, along with other cosmetic alterations which make them more attractive, relatively speaking. From NPR;

    Saudi media reported that a veterinarian was caught performing plastic surgery on the camels a few days before the pageant, according to UAE’s The National. In addition to the injections, the clinic was surgically reducing the size of the animals’ ears to make them appear more delicate.

    “They use Botox for the lips, the nose, the upper lips, the lower lips and even the jaw,” Ali Al Mazrouei, a regular at such festivals and the son of a prominent Emirati breeder, told the newspaper. “It makes the head more inflated so when the camel comes it’s like, ‘Oh look at how big that head is. It has big lips, a big nose.’ ”

    Real money is at stake: About $57 million is awarded to winners of the contests and camel races, The National reports, with more than $31.8 million in prizes for just the pageants.

    I know my driver ogled camels while we were in Iraq screening for Shi’ites escaping Saddam Hussein’s rampaging army. He would talk endlessly over the intercom about his attraction to their large lips. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was one of the beauty contest judges.

  • NFL rejects AMVETS’ #Please Stand ad for Superbowl

    Tim sends a link to the Daily Caller which reports that the NFL rejected an ad submission from AMVETS because of a hashtag (#Please Stand) that was included in the ad. Vice President of Communications at National Football League Brian McCarthy explains;

    “The Super Bowl game program is designed for fans to commemorate and celebrate the game, players, teams and the Super Bowl,” McCarthy explained. “It’s never been a place for advertising that could be considered by some as a political statement.”

    “The NFL has long supported the military and veterans and will again salute our service members in the Super Bowl with memorable on-field moments that will be televised as part of the game.”

    “AMVets (sic) submitted an ad last Wednesday with the line ‘Please Stand’ (no hashtag),” McCarthy continued. “We looked to work with the organization and asked it to consider other options such as ‘Please Honor our Veterans.’ They chose not to and we asked it to consider using ‘Please Stand for Our Veterans.’ Production was delayed as we awaited an answer.”

    “As the program was going to production, the organization asked about including a hashtag and was informed that approval would not be provided in time and was asked to approve the ad without the hashtag. The organization did not respond and the program ultimately went into production to meet deadlines.”

    Personally, I don’t care either way. Football fans have voted with their feet on the issue, and the NFL is a public corporation that can do whatever it wants. If football players don’t like veterans (and I believe that is NOT the case) that’s fine with me. It’s a free country and opinions shouldn’t be stifled.

    I do believe, however, that all of this kneeling for the National Anthem actually contributed to the outcome of the presidential election last Fall.

  • Coming Soon to Grocery Stores Near You!

    What new product am I talking about? Well, here ya go – it’s called “Unicorn Fruit Loops”:

     

     

    No, I’m not joking – I’m serious.

    It’s already available in the UK. Supposedly it will be available in the US in March.

    I’d guess it will be quite popular with college students and recent grads – at least, until reality smacks them “upside the head” – as well as among       Leftists       Socialists        Progressives in general. I’d also guess it will be especially popular in Greenwich Village and the Castro District.

    No word on whether it comes with “mini-Skittles” mixed in the cereal, though. (smile)

  • Explosive discovery in Arizona

    Explosive discovery in Arizona

    Timothy sends us a link from ABC15 about a discovery near Pine, Arizona of plastic cylinders buried in a residential yard. The cylinders contained eighty blocks of military C4 explosives, nine Claymore antipersonnel mines with firing devices, and one roll of military det cord;

    Investigators believe the explosives were in the ground for approximately 20 years before they were found.

    “We have no information to suggest that anything nefarious was going to occur or that these were being stored for a future act,” Durastani said.

    BATFE is offering a ten thousand dollar reward for information leading to the person who stored the stuff twenty years ago.

  • Seven From Tina

    Nothing again from DPAA again this week – I guess the “holiday break” affected their workflow substantially. So once again, some Sunday morning music instead.

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    A few days ago, I wrote that there were two ladies I’d pay serious money to see perform in a small venue.

    That previous article identified the first: the exquisite Annie Lennox. Here are seven from the second – the exceptional Tina Turner.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    And, my personal two favorites.  (Note:  if you’ve recently lost someone close or are having serious relationship issues with someone you care about, you might want to give the first of these a pass.)

     

     

     

    Damn, that woman can sing.

    . . .

    FWIW: the “backstory” of the last tune – Private Dancer – is quite an interesting one. If it sounds quite different from most of the lady’s other tunes . . . well, it should. It was written by Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits, and was originally recorded by Dire Straits during the sessions for their 1982 album “Love Over Gold”.

    After recording the instrumentals for the song (some accounts say Knopfler recorded the vocals as well), Knopfler thought the song was really one a woman should sing. So the tune was dropped from “Love Over Gold”; Knopfler later offered the tune to Tina Turner.

    When I say “offered the tune”, I mean exactly that. Knopfler originally wanted to give Turner the complete recorded instrumental tracks  from the Dire Straits recording sessions and let her provide a vocal track to complete the song. Unfortunately, his record company apparently balked at that. So members of the band (less Knopfler, presumably for the same reason) performed as Turner’s session musicians when she recorded it in 1984. Jeff Beck sat in for Knopfler on lead guitar, and IMO did a fine job.

    To my knowledge, the original Dire Straits version was never released (as noted above, accounts vary regarding whether Knopfler ever recorded a vocal track for the song). That’s a pity – I’d love to hear Knopfler’s guitar work and his take on the vocals for the tune.

  • Michael Neu; “Nigerian prince” arrested

    Michael Neu; “Nigerian prince” arrested

    Michael Neu was charged with 269 counts of wire fraud in Slidell, Louisiana for his participation in “Nigerian Prince” schemes to defraud Americans according to the Huffington Post.

    Neu is accused of wiring some of the money he helped obtain to “co-conspirators” located in Nigeria. The police department did not immediately return a request for more specifics on his alleged role.

    “Nigerian prince” scams are a type of advance or upfront fee fraud, meaning a scheme that tricks victims into sending a “fee” on false pretenses. The scammers may promise more money, goods, services or a special deal in return. They may also claim to need help transferring money out of a specific country. When scammers get the fee they requested, they disappear.

    From NBC News;

    Slidell Police Chief Randy Fandal warned people to never give out personal information over the phone or via email or to wire money to anyone they don’t know.

    “If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is,” Fandal said, adding that “99.9 percent of the time, it’s a scam.”

    Apparently, that can’t be repeated often enough. Of course, there are people who will think that because Neu was arrested, it’s safe to trust that email from the next Nigerian prince. It’s not.