Category: Who knows

  • T-Shirt of the Month

    We’re all familiar with the recent brouhaha about NSA telephone/internet monitoring.  We also all know about any number of instances where our “illustrious” Federal government seems to ignore the public and do what it pleases, consequences be damned.  (No, I didn’t say a damn thing about the AHCA.  But if the shoe fits . . . . )

    Well, it seems like one enterprising artist in Minnesota decided to use those things to his advantage commercially – and IMO, hilariously.  Here’s the design on one of his t-shirts.  The image is rather smallish, but expands nicely.

    Predictably, some of our American Royalty apparently “were not amused”. NSA reportedly sent the guy a “cease and desist” letter claiming “violation of intellectual property” in parodying the NSA seal.

    Sheesh.  It’s called parody, guys.  Seems to me what little I remember of the law says that parody generally is considered “fair use” of intellectual property.  And that’s clearly a parody of the actual NSA seal – check out the text used in lieu of the original text along the bottom border of the joke seal. (smile)

    Besides – last time I checked, documents/images/photographs produced by the Federal government cannot be copyrighted.  They can be protected against illicit use by Federal law, but this doesn’t seem to be such a case.  This is an altered version that is obviously a parody of the original vice deceptive use.

    To his credit, the guy didn’t back down. He’s partnered with Public Citizen and plans on taking NSA to court for violating his First Amendment right to free speech.

    I’m guessing this one ends up settled out-of-court pretty soon.

    Given how well the rest of our “esteemed” Federal government listens these days, I’m seriously considering ordering one of those shirts.  If you’re interested in doing so, a link where you can do that is is in the linked article (2nd link).

  • Stupid Terrorist Tricks

    Headline says it all:

    Suicide Bomber Blows Himself Up on Empty Mediterranean Beach

    Seems as if he was observed and chased away from the hotel he was apparently targeting.  So he fled to an empty beach nearby – and executed his one-way mission.  Solo.

    A second suicide bomber, possibly in a separate and unrelated attack, was reportedly noted and disarmed by Tunisian security forces before he could execute his mission (or anyone else).  Good job, guys.

    Wonder if you still get “72 virgins” if you only take yourself out – or fail in your mission completely?  (smile)

  • How an Army Helmet became emblematic of the World Champion Red Sox

    Gomes

    Look, my blog, my rules. 

    OK, maybe not entirely, but once or twice (if Tom Brady can find a receiver) a year I get to brag about the greatest city in the history of mankind: Boston.  I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but whatever city you are from (if not Boston) will always vie for a second place finish.  So allow me my day.  (Even you Yankees fans.)

    Even today I heard Mike and Mike on ESPN wondering why one of our bearded champions, Johnny Gomes wears an Army helmet for the celebrations.  It’s actually a nice military-related story.

    From the US Army:

    NATICK, Mass. (Oct. 24, 2013) — On a late June day at Fenway Park in Boston, Master Sgt. Miguel Chacon was looking on with great pleasure as Red Sox players signed autographs for his three children and dozens of others when he felt something hit him on the side.

    Chacon, in uniform, looked down to see a pair of batting gloves, which he assumed that some fan had tossed down to be signed. A moment later, an usher tapped Chacon on the shoulder and told him that it was Red Sox outfielder Jonny Gomes, known for his unwavering support of the U.S. military, who had thrown them over.

    Later, he was able to thank Gomes personally for the unsolicited gesture, but Chacon wanted to do more.
    So when Lee Cummings, who works at the U.S. Army Research Institute of Environmental Medicine at Natick Soldier Systems Center, offered him tickets to the Sept. 15 Red Sox-Yankees game at Fenway, Chacon, the USARIEM senior enlisted advisor, brought along the Advanced Combat Helmet that he had worn in Iraq and a bag of “recruiting goodies.”

    On a pre-game tour of Fenway, Chacon showed the helmet to a club official and told her that he had brought it for Gomes. She escorted Chacon and fellow USARIEM Soldier Spc. Travis Crook below the stands and to a door outside the Red Sox clubhouse.

    “About three minutes later, here comes Jonny Gomes through the door!” Chacon said. “I reached into the bag and I said, ‘This is the helmet that I had in combat.’”  Chacon told Gomes that he wanted him to have it.

    “Are you serious? This is cool. This rocks,” Chacon recalled Gomes saying. “He was just taken by that helmet,” Chacon said. “He loved it. He lit up.”

    As they talked, Gomes pulled down his right sock to reveal a tattoo that stretches from his knee to his ankle. The tattoo includes an American flag, the Statue of Liberty, and a target with the date Osama bin Laden was killed.
    “I’ve met some players,” said Chacon, “but I’ve never met a player as patriotic as Jonny. Never.”

    The helmet — with Chacon’s rank, roster number, blood type, an American flag and a Special Forces sticker on the outside — has become as much a celebratory icon as the beards worn by the Red Sox, now facing the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series. Chacon didn’t part with it lightly.

    “Things that I’ve taken to combat and back, they have a lot of value to me,” said Chacon, who has set aside the gear for his children to one day give to theirs. “This is the stuff that dad went to war with. I wanted to give a piece of the battlefield back to Jonny.”

    Chacon’s helmet couldn’t have found a better home than Gomes’ locker.

    “It’s an honor to see him wear that,” said Chacon, adding that Gomes, in turn, “honors the military. That’s bigger than anything. I’m glad it’s getting them through the battle that they’re battling through right now to win the World Series.”

    I’m headed to Tulsa on Saturday, but I’d rather be lining up to watch the Sox on the Duck Boats and hear a little Dropkick Murphys!

     

  • Sweet Jane Mourns

    Lou Reed passed away yesterday.  He was 71.

    A few details and a brief career retrospective are available here.

    RIP, Lou.  I guess you’re now taking the ultimate walk on the wild side.

  • The Damn Few Episode 16: Starship Sealy (AKA Women in the Infantry)

    The latest from the crew at Ranger Up, a fairly long video. As always, because its Ranger Up and on TAH, there’s a LANGUAGE WARNING!

  • Yer Friday Funny – Truly Unfortunate Names

    Sometimes people just don’t think ahead, or consider how what they do or say will be perceived by others  That’s resulted in countless problems – including some hilarious ones involving names.

    We’ve all heard of the, um, “unfortunately named” late NASCAR driver Richard Trickle.  Well, turns out there are a fair number of others out there with a similar problem.  This article lists a substantial number of such unfortunately-named individuals.  Some are hilarious.

    They missed my personal favorite, though.  (smile)

    So – what’s the most unfortunately-named person you’ve ever heard of?