Poor, stupid, white…Republican
Might want to worry about your own convention, sparky.
Every body wants to rule the world
Are these the droids you’re looking for?
As if the Cubs didn’t have enough on their plate
Beyonce’s not responsible for white people killing cops. What?
How do you destroy that which has no life
Hey, did y’all know John Kerry was in Vietnam?
Obamacare “not the problem”…yeah, right.
You white people need to learn your place
New Hampshire Edition!
Oh, well I guess we can all go home now
Purveyors of hate denounce hate
This isn’t the Marcobot you’re looking for
Paging President Teleprompter, your smirking idiots need a reminder
…first they came for the Bernie supporters.
Old white dude is down with the bruvahs
Hillary is a tool of the patriarchy
Being this stupid should require a license
Hillary is a tool of Wall Street
Must be something in the water
It’s not the years, it’s running away from his wife
That time they all pretended it was the 60’s
About as useful as tits on a boar
Yea, more billionaire douchebags for president
So there was some Democrat thingy last night and this happened
At least she didn’t advocate aborting them
…then they came for the communists.
Why don’t they just outlaw it? That seems to work for everything, right?
Democrats worried non-Democrat will blame the Democrats for being Democrats
Ed graduates from JV propaganda to the professionals
PP doesn’t really kill babies and cut them up…MSNBC said so
Christians in Iran…yeah, all religions are bad.
17 year old kids are freakin’ geniuses
They’re sharpening their long knives on flint…see what I did there?
By ‘unrecognizable’ I think you mean ‘pissed off’.
Well that should go over like a fart in church
How do you say ‘bullshit’ in French?
Looks like the people who pay no taxes are the very ones in support of new ones
That bastion of right wing thought…
Rapey cultural relativism in a PC world
DUer’s worried that a GOP win means a lock on SCOTUS
This is what happens when you’re married but you’re not
Pussy whipped DUmbass’ girlfriend says his truck has to go
Oh, they were Algerians and Moroccans…that makes all the difference
DUer’s think Iran > Saudi Arabia
“…brick layers union set to sue.”
Saying “Islamist cultures are the worst” doesn’t set well with DU
Bernie can’t fix it all alone, y’all!
ISIS and healthcare…yeah, stick with me on this one…
He was for it before he was against it
Pot calling the kettle Islamophobe
Stolen Valor, DUtardian Dystopia
Sex abuse that doesn’t involve a Clinton
DU guts Constitution with this bit of mental masturbation
Your first mistake; this isn’t a game
Maybe Ted carries a Bowie knife?
Hipster slacker bitches are the worst
“Why can’t he get his meat at Whole Foods like the rest of us?”
Not showing up to listen to Obama talk about himself is racist.
NRA = political hack organization, Unions = paragons of virtue
Actually the suck is part of the plan.
Howard Dean – jealous old white guy
If we’re being honest, it was in pretty shitty shape to begin with.
Christmas miracles for people who don’t believe Christ was real.
Professors always have the coolest ideas
Rocket surgeon will fix all the problems
That time “refugees” raped and plundered on New Year’s
Murder rampage gun show loophole from hell!
Please…not this “noble savage” bullshit again
DU is now a site for right wing talking points…yup.
I’m sure this is 100% accurate and unbiased
The grass is always Sunni on the other side