Category: Karl Eikenberry, that dick

  • Eikenberry denied academic post by pointy-headed academia

    Eikenberry denied academic post by pointy-headed academia

    Most of you who have been around here for a few years know that Karl Eikenberry, retired three-star general and ambassador to Afghanistan during the Obama Administration was once my platoon leader decades ago. I never liked him much, but now I’m forced to defend him. He was appointed to Northwestern University to become the first executive director of a new global studies institute at the college. But then academia got on it’s high horse and opposed his appointment. Why? Well, here, a grad student explains as reported by the Washington Post;

    “An ex-U.S. general will likely think about international politics in terms of war and from the perspective of the U.S.’s interests, and the research agenda will be negatively skewed as a result,” wrote Charles Clarke, a Northwestern graduate student and one of the petition’s backers. “Instead, why not appoint someone who will encourage research that is less belligerent and tainted by U.S. bias?”

    […]

    “This is the worst stereotyping I can imagine and an affront to any veteran,” Eikenberry wrote in an email. “What is it about a military officer’s career that makes her or him unqualified to serve as the executive director for an institute of global studies? Their familiarity with leading large organizations, securing resources, directing strategic planning, and implementing institutional change? Their experience of living in diverse cultures abroad (in my case Korea – twice; China – three times; Hong Kong – twice; Italy; Belgium; and Afghanistan – three times)? Or their experience in the field of national security decision-making and international security issues?

    Most of the classes that I took in regards to international politics included a lot of instances of war – it is “politics by other means”, according to Clauswitz. Most of the world has engaged in war at some point in it’s history, and if you want to avoid war, no one is more accommodating than a soldier, you know, someone who hates war most because they pay the ultimate price for that endeavor. But, hey, if Northwestern and their grad students want to pretend that war doesn’t exist, I don’t see much of a market for their ideas in the future.

    To be fair, many of the people who opposed Eikenberry’s appointment to the post spoke publicly about his lack of academic credentials – that he didn’t have a PhD. I guess someone should care that a PhD. is important for something. While the pointy-head class cloisters itself even further from the real world, the rest of us will look to people with real world experience for expert opinions.

    Thanks to Chief Tango and Bobo for the link.

  • Little America: Listening to Biden and that dick Eickenberry

    The Washington Post reveals an excerpt from Rajiv Chandrasekaran’s book due out this week entitled “Little America: The War Within the War for Afghanistan” which illustrates that which I’ve been saying from the beginning about Obama’s lack of commitment to the surge in Afghanistan causing it’s failure. From the Associated Press report on the book;

    Obama purposely did not read a grim CIA assessment of Afghanistan that found little measurable benefit from the 30,000 “surge” forces Obama eventually approved, the book quotes a U.S. official as saying.

    A previously undisclosed Biden memo to Obama in November 2009 reflects his view that military commanders were asking Obama to take a leap by adding tens of thousands of forces whose role was poorly defined.

    Although Biden’s doubts have become well known, the new book details how Biden used a months-long White House review of the war to question the basic premise that the same “counterinsurgency” strategy that had apparently worked in Iraq could be applied to Afghanistan.

    “I do not see how anyone who took part in our discussions could emerge without profound questions about the viability of counterinsurgency,” Biden wrote to Obama.

    The reason Bush’s surge in Iraq worked was because he demonstrated that the US was committed to winning in Iraq. Despite the fact that Republicans and Bush lost the 2006 election, Bush announced the surge days after the election. While Democrats, IVAW, Vote Vets, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi worked to undermine the impact of the troops against the insurgency, those insurgents realized that they couldn’t stand against the US determination to kill them and they decided their best bet was to join us in destroying the foreign fighters in Iraq.

    The Obama Administration lacked that determination. Eager to seek a political solution that wouldn’t anger their base too much, the Obama Administration sought a compromise on commitment instead, which signaled to the Taliban that they could wait us out. Despite the fact that the CIA said that 30,000 troops wouldn’t have that much impact on the Taliban, Biden, the smartest man in the room, wanted the number capped at 20,000. Even that dick Eikenberry gave the Taliban hope;

    [Ambassador to Afghanistan, that dick Karl] Eikenberry, a former top Army general who had served in Afghanistan, said more forces would only delay the time when Afghans would take over responsibility for their own security.

    The Eikenberry memo was leaked shortly after he sent it, and confirmed by U.S. officials. Biden was presumed to agree with it, but he stayed mum at the time.

    Obama’s compromise – 30,000 additional forces and a deadline to begin bringing them home – was intended to blunt the momentum of a resurgent Taliban insurgency without committing Obama to an open-ended war.

    Their strategy from the beginning was withdrawal – if the war had appeared open-ended, it might have dissuaded the Taliban from continuing a fight which had no end, as it looked to the Iraq insurgency in 2006. But Obama, Biden and Eikenberry blew it. they were more scared of an open-ended war than the Taliban. The Obama Administration blinked.

    The first wave of the insurgency surge, 17,000 Marines, were sent to Helmand. from the Washington Post’s excerpt;

    “Can someone tell me why the Marines were sent to Helmand?” the incredulous McChrystal asked his officers.

    The answer — not fully known at the time to McChrystal and his officers — would reveal the dysfunction of the U.S. war effort: a reliance on understaffed NATO partners for crucial intelligence, a misjudgment of Helmand’s importance to Afghanistan’s security, and tribal politics within the Pentagon that led the Marines to insist on confining themselves to a far less important patch of desert.

    Kind of reminds you of Lyndon Johnson plotting targets in Hanoi, doesn’t it? So the Obama Administration ignored the CIA recommendations along with the tactical expertise of their commander on the ground to fight the wrong war in the wrong way – depending on Joe Biden’s ninja robot zombies. Joe Biden who has been on the wrong side of every foreign policy debate since he got to the Senate. The smartest guy in his own head.

    Yeah, we need four more years of this crowd.

  • Karl Eikenberry, That Dick, grows a pair in the final days

    Ring-knocker and my very first plaoon leader Karl Eikenberry, That Dick (yes that’s his full name) finally grows a pair of ‘nads in his final days as ambassador to Afghanistan according to the Washington Post;

    After an upbeat speech about Afghanistan’s future prospects to university students in the Western city of Herat, Ambassador Karl W. Eikenberry added remarks that he said were “spoken from my heart.” He complained bitterly about American forces being “compared to occupiers” and being “told that they are only here to advance their own interests,” suggesting such comments could lead the United States to give up on Afghanistan.

    Although he did not mention Karzai by name, Eikenberry was referring almost verbatim to harsh criticisms the Afghan president voiced Saturday and has expressed on previous occasions. “I must tell you that I find occasional comments from some of your leaders hurtful and inappropriate,” Eikenberry said.

    Well, ya know what, Lieutenant Dingleberry, (as he was known around the squad bay) maybe if you’d said something like that in the early days of your tenure, Karzai might have shut up with that shit by now. Instead you just took all of it right the ass, and allowed karzai to say whatever he wanted.

    But “hurtful and innappropriate” are words for pussies. How about calling him a fucking liar with his empty, third-world head up his third-world ass?

    I’d have choked the little curtain-draped goat-raper by now.

    Maybe the next guy will have the ‘nads to call Karzai what he is; only a sliver away from being the Taliban in the war against terror. In fact, Karzai can have all of those civilian casualties laid at his feet – if he hadn’t made hiding behind civilians an effect strategy, the Taliban never would have employed it against us to the extent they have, the little cowards.

  • Karzai: US negotiating with Taliban

    Back in November of 2009, the blogs reported that the US embassy in Kabul, run by that dick, Karl Eikenberry, was negotiating with the Taliban to end the war in Afghanistan. On that same thread, some PAO bint named Caitlin Hayden from the embassy came on this blog to tell us that we were wrong. Well. today, Afghan President Hamid Karzai told Reuters that the US is involved with negotiations with the Taliban;

    Diplomats have said there have been preliminary talks between the two sides for months, and Karzai has said Afghans are in contact with insurgent groups.

    “Peace talks are going on with the Taliban. The foreign military and especially the United States itself is going ahead with these negotiations,” Karzai was quoted as saying in the Reuters article.

    The U.S. Embassy in Kabul declined immediate comment.

    So will Caitlin come back to scold us again today? Stay tuned.

  • Internet cops in the White House

    Blackfive and Mr Wolf sent us this link to the latest outrage from the White House;

    The White House has named Jesse Lee to a new position within its communications department titled Director of Progressive Media & Online Response. According to The Huffington Post, Lee will essentially be responsible for building up Obama’s online presence as he prepares for his reelection bid, and squashing any negative stories:

    If you’re going to post something online about Obama that isn’t true, Lee is going to be the one to handle you

    This really isn’t new. Regulars here might remember the PAO from the embassy in Kabul who used to come on when I wrote about that dick Karl Eikenberry. Her entire arsenal consisted of “That’s false because I said so.” We can probably expect that same level of towering intellect from the White House.

    Blackfive wrote that he’ll spend half of his time tracking Hanson and me. He might as well join my regulars from DoJ, DoD and Congress.

  • Krauthammer: Evil does not die of natural causes

    Even the title of Charles Krauthammer’s latest piece in the Washington Post is brilliant. But there’s so much more;

    The new post-bin Laden dispensation is that the entire decade-long war on terror was an overreaction — as shown by the bin Laden operation itself, which, noted one critic, looks a lot like police work, the kind of law enforcement John Kerry insisted in 2004 was the proper prism through which to address the terror threat.

    On the contrary. The bin Laden operation is the perfect vindication of the war on terror. It was made possible precisely by the vast, warlike infrastructure that the Bush administration created post-9/11, a fierce regime of capture and interrogation, of dropped bombs and commando strikes. That regime, of course, followed the more conventional war that brought down the Taliban, scattered and decimated al-Qaeda and made bin Laden a fugitive.

    We came to kill. That is what you do in war. Do that in police work and you’ve committed murder. The Navy SEAL(s) who pulled the fateful trigger would be facing charges, not receiving medals.

    You should read the whole thing.

    I’ve watched members of the former Bush Administration credit completely the Obama Administration with bin Laden’s death, but no reciprocation from the Obama folks. They couldn’t have pulled off the flawless operation without all of things the Bush Administration had put in place, but you won’t hear that from the Obama crowd who are still on the campaign trail and still campaigning against Bush.

    Don’t forget that this administration wants more diplomats and fewer troops in Afghanistan. If they were fighting the war the way they want to fight, there’s be a crowd of diplomats outside the OBL compound still negotiating with him to surrender. And that dick Eikenberry would be hogging the megaphone.

  • Panetta to Defense, Petraeus to CIA?

    TSO sends a link from Politico who thinks they have the answer to who will replace Gates as the Defense Secretary;

    CIA Director Leon Panetta, the long-rumored frontrunner to replace Defense Secretary Robert Gates, is expected to be Obama’s pick, The Associated Press, NBC News, ABC News and several other sources reported Wednesday morning.

    The commander of U.S. forces in Afghanistan, Gen. David Petraeus, is Obama’s choice to replace Panetta at the CIA.

    I would think that Petraeus would take Mullen’s slot as Joint Chiefs Chairman, but, I’m sure that the Obama Administration is just trying to keep him on plantation for the next election. Panetta wasn’t qualified for his job at the CIA, so why would we expect Obama to name someone with experience for the Defense Department.

    Fox News claims that Ryan Crocker will replace that dick Karl Eikenberry as ambassador to Afghanistan.

    I’m sure John Kerry is upset that he wasn’t chosen, but he’s just biding his time for Hillary’s seat next year.

  • Karl Eikenberry is a dick

    Many of you know that Karl Eikenberry, our current ambassador to Afghanistan was once my platoon leader in Battle Company of the 1st Ranger Battalion back in 1975 and the only comment I’ve ever made in reference to him is that he’s a dick. Well, someone in a position to know has reinforced my opinion with some inside information from the embassy.

    Eikenberry has a policy in place which he calls “Green Water”. Basically, it means that everyone in the Embassy has to drink local water instead of bottled water. Well, everyone except Eikenberry himself who gets his bottled water flown in occasionally – but enough so that he doesn’t have to drink the local water.

    He has another policy that forbids anyone from carrying their weapon in the Embassy except the Marine guards when they’re on duty and his own protection detail.

    So you can see that leading from the front by example is something with which he’s not too familiar. Like I said, he’s a dick.