The Mainstream Media (MSM) – geez, you just gotta love that commitment to the environment!
Reporting is hard work. It sometimes means you have to do some leg work and fact checking – like background research, follow-ups, calling people, and (gulp!) sometimes even go somewhere and interview sources.
But all of that takes time. And all of it – particularly the background research and travel – can be really bad for the environment.
So in the spirit of going green, some members of the MSM are truly into “green” reporting, such as low-impact writing and recycling. It’s critically important to help preserve Mother Earth/Gaia, you know.
Of course, some old fogies just don’t understand the concept of green reporting. They have mean, pejorative names for it. They actually call low-impact writing MSU (“making sh*t up”). And they call recycling “plagiarism”. Those bastards!
Such heartless meanies. They’ve even made serious trouble for many reporters who were simply trying to save the planet because of those efforts. Just look at Janet Cook – who received the Pulitzer Prize for a primo example of low-impact writing – but gave it back, doubtless under duress Or Christopher Newton, who wrote over 40 stories in the early 2000s of the same type, saving God only knows how many tons of pollution through avoiding travel, phone calls, interviews, and fact-checking. Or Jason Blair, who did the same at the New York Times. And there are any number of other, similar incidents throughout the last 30 years or so. All they were trying to do was reduce the environmental impact of their work. And they got crucified for trying to save the planet. Crucified!
And Blair was also bigtime into saving the planet through recycling. (Those unenlightened meanies call it plagiarism, but hey – they”re simply not “thinking green”, remember?) Blair recycled extensively in his work. And now we have the current example of Fareed Zakaria, of Time/CNN/Washington Post, who’s just shown everyone he’s truly green by doing the same. But they – and countless others – paid a heavy price for their work on behalf of all of us. They got hammered by “the man” when they were simply trying to save the planet!
Hey, recycling like that really cuts down on the environmental impact of writing a story! (Just remember not to do too many Google searches.)
All eventually got called on the carpet for their heroic acts by those mean old fogies who insist on some things they call “accuracy” and “professional standards”. But we all know that was simply unfair and shortsighted. After all: those heroes were simply trying to do whatever they could to save the planet. What’s a little . . . cutting corners or stretching things when the planet’s future is at stake!
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(Just in case anyone missed the obvious: yes, the above article is definitely sarcasm. And the idea that the IT industry is bad for the environment is absolute bullshit, too. The IT industry has been a huge net plus for mankind environmentally, enabling virtually everything to be done with far less use of resources than would be possible otherwise.)