Category: Stolen Valor Tournament

1) Kenneth Crocheron
9) William James Burley

4) SFC Coombs
5) Timothy Maynard

3) James Edward Ferris
11) Donice Armstrong (A.K.A. Amy the Hooker)

7) Christopher Tirao
2) Chelle Lynne Anderson-Tesla

So, the Beard emails from TSO’s phone to say he’s busy;

1) Tina Kersten
9) Craig Pusley

4) John Gidduck
5) Carmine Annunziato

3) Bradley Calvert
6) Albert Bustamente

10) Andre Vergara
15) Romeo Martinez

TSO is otherwise engaged with his duties at Boys State this week. He’s in California and since the tournament is totally his baby and he’s without reliable internet service, i guess we’ll have to wait until next Monday for the second round. I know you’re champing at the bit to hammer these guys, but now you have a week to lobby for your favorite. I don’t have any favorites this year. They’re all equally crap.

TSO who is playing Tac NCO to a bunch of teenagers somewhere in America this week just checked in and said that round two of the Stolen Valor tournament will start on Monday. Sorry to keep you hanging, but apparently the technology doesn’t reach everywhere.

Which of our fine festooned friends here will advance to the non-elite 8?  First, the ones who came before:

And now, below the fold, I give you Soup Sandwich v. Heavy Drop, Snake Eyes v. Captain Stubing’s Evil Twin, Chippendale v. Jelly Roll Patrol, and The Anonymous Awesomest SEAL v The Real Liam Neeson!

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