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Category: Hollywood shitbags

  • “Got Your 6” skepticism

    StrikeFO sends us a link to the story of the latest Hollywood campaign to “support” veterans called “Got Your 6”. You can see their video at this link between mindless yammering by gadflies and script readers. Guys like Michael Douglas and Alec Baldwin who declare that they have veterans’ “6”. But it’s all a slick ad campaign to make us think that Hollywood really cares about us – despite the crappy movies and television shows that have come out of the vacuum of common sense and selfish purpose the last several years. Of course, you know it has something to do with the President, right? From the “Got Your 6” website;

    Inspired by First Lady Michelle Obama’s Joining Forces initiative and formed as an entertainment industry commitment at a Clinton Global Initiative America convening, Got Your 6 launches today with tremendous strength.

    “The entertainment industry captures our imaginations, opens our eyes and touches our hearts, and I’m proud to work with them on our Joining Forces initiative,” said First Lady Michelle Obama. “By sharing the stories of strength and resilience that define our military families, we can motivate even more Americans to honor these courageous individuals in new ways….
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    Yeah, well, where was the entertainment industry when we needed them in 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007? Now because the right guy is in the White House, they support veterans and service members. Nice try. Why did the vacuous trolls need to be “inspired by First Lady Michelle Obama” – why couldn’t they be “inspired” by the service people who selflessly sacrificed so they could prattle on mindlessly for a decade under the protection of those service members?

    And, by the way, I smell the Paul Rieckhoff ass-stench all over this thing. Scroll down the page at the “Got Your 6” website and sure as shit, there’s IAVA – the Rieckhoff Publicity Agency.

  • FU MTV

    Claymore sent this link from The Blaze which, in their Schoolhouse Rock cartoon version of the history of the youth vote, MTV’s Rock the Vote depicts the Army as a huge machine, driven by a skeleton, that chews up potential draftees and spits them out as flag-draped coffins;

    Let’s get some statistics straight here. 3.4 million Americans served in Vietnam, of those, 648,500 were draftees – that’s 19% of the service members who served in or off-shore of Vietnam were drafted. Of the 58,000 who were killed there, 30 percent or 17,725 were draftees – that’s less than 3% of the total number of draftees who served in Vietnam. I know that’s different from the version most people hear and believe from their hippie-f*ck teachers, but statistics mean something.

    And, oh, by the way, according to VFW research, 97% of people who served in Vietnam were honorably discharged, and 91% of veterans who actually served in Vietnam are proud of their service in Vietnam.

  • …and Michael Moore will be playing GWB

    OK, I made that up, but Old Trooper and Zero Ponsdorf both sent a link from Variety announcing that Jane Fonda is being considered to play Nancy Reagan in “The Butler”, a story about Eugene Allen who worked in the White House from the Truman Era until the Reagans were there.

    In the midst of recruiting an all-star ensemble for his long-gestating passion project “The Butler,” director Lee Daniels has tapped Jane Fonda to play Nancy Reagan.

    I’m sure it will be an interesting story, but it’s one I’ll never see. I’ve been noticeably absent from every showing of a Fonda film in forever. If all the traitorous bitch earned is my floor popcorn, she’d be overpaid.

    Though no cast deals are in place yet, producers are eyeing a summer start date.

    Yeah, well, they’d better reconsider putting this commie slut in their movie if they have their eye on making any money on it.

  • Hollywood assault on gun owners

    I picked this up from our buddy, Laughing Wolf on Facebook. It’s trailer to a new movie due out this Spring called “God Bless America” (Langage Warning);

    It’s obviously an attempt to make gun owners look like a bunch of nuts on the edge of a rampage, and the influence we have on our kids. All it takes, apparently is the news that we have a life-threatening disease.

    Just as I’m on the way to the range so I can practice shooting sheets of paper in case the NBP decides to put a price on my head.

  • The only reason chicks join the military…apparently

    This is Katy Perry’s new video “Part of Me” in which she catches a cheating boyfriend and then chops off her hair, binds her really great breasts and goes to the Marine recruiter. So I’m wondering is this what Hollywood thinks is the only reason that women join the military? Hasn’t it been the theme of about four movies over the last few decades?

    But, Katy does look good in MarPats. I don’t know why, but there’s something about a woman in uniform that makes me a little warm. Cuz Navy utilities look good on Rihanna in the Battleship trailer, too;

  • As if we needed another reason to hate her

    I picked this up from my buddy, Maria Conchita Alonso, on Facebook. An article from UK’s Daily Mail about Jane Fonda’s latest book in which she admits to the world that her biggest regret in life is that she didn’t boink Che Guevara;

    She supposedly confided during a feminist consciousness-raising session, ‘My biggest regret is I never got to f*** Che Guevara.’

    Yeah, I can think of about a thousand things she could regret that she has done to screw up her life. Things like lying to the media about the North Vietnamese treatment of US prisoners of war, or making “FTA” – the movie meant to undermine the safety of troops involved in combat in Vietnam. Or being a big slut who slept her way through Hollywood. Or being a huge disappointment for her father.

    No, her biggest regret is that she didn’t boink a smelly, unkempt commie murderer and failed revolutionary who tried to start a revolution where neither side wanted a revolution and paid for that mistake with his life.

    I know, two Jane Fonda posts in the same week is a little much, but ya know the clueless bitch is begging for it.

  • Marky-Mark confuses life with his movies

    Yeah, I think my girls were in love with this Mark Wahlberg doofus in the 90s. I’m sure it was because of his towering intellect;

    In the February issue of Men’s Journal, Marky Mark says that he would could have stopped the 9/11 attacks from happening had he been onboard one of the planes.

    He told the magazine (read aloud in your best Boston accent):

    “If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” Wahlberg said. “There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

    Of course, that’s because he would have had the benefit of foresight, and because he’s just so bad ass. I mean he’s a star, right? They’re all better than us and see things the way we can’t. Maybe next he’ll tell us how he would have taken down bin Laden with his bare hands in the first ten minutes after his plane landed on 9-11.

    Thanks to Tman for the link.

  • Feeding the Machine

    I just got a fund raising email from the pornograhers at Firedog Lake begging for money to supply the hippies in the Occupy Wall Street protests across the country with the things they didn’t think they needed when they started their protest in the Fall of the year;

    Jonn,

    The FDL Membership’s Occupy Supply fund has raised an incredible $120,000 – 100% of which has been committed to preparing occupations across the US for the cold winter months.

    We’ve already spent $81,835.71 on union and American-made winter weather gear, like -40 degree socks, hats, scarves, base layers, generators, food, sleeping bags and a lot more. Our reporter Kevin Gosztola has brought the Occupy Supply fund to over 50 occupations across the country, meeting with protesters and purchasing the things they need with the help of FDL members, the Machinists union, and volunteers.

    FDL Members have also organized a dedicated national supply chain of ‘Occupy Liaisons,’ working directly with the occupations to assess needs and then collaborating with the Supply Fund to quickly distribute cold weather gear to those who need it most.

    Every day, more and more occupations ask for our help – but we need your support to continue to fulfill their requests through the winter and beyond.

    I’ll bet that “more and more” are asking for their help…since begging is what hippies do best. Money down a dark hole. Surely, they don’t think they’re making an investment in America.

    As Glenn Greenwald wrote at Salon this week, the Occupy Supply fund and Occupy movement share in common that we are “not devoted to voicing grievances as much as [we are devoted to] finding a model to solve them.”1

    Oh, that’s brilliant. They’re experimenting with forms of government to produce a new order. They’re so naive, they’re almost cute.

    I wonder if they know that they’re pumping their money into the capitalist machine. I hope they buy stuff at Walmart and get their money’s worth.

    Meanwhile, actress Anne Hathaway showed to protest wth the OWS clan with her “Blackboards not bullets” sign. She decided to support the protesters even though she’s in the 1% with her fifteen million clams net worth. I guess the hypocrisy is lost on Hollywood.