Author: Hondo

  • “Louisiana Purchase” Turns Out Toxic

    Well, the next-to-last results are in from the 2014 elections.* And there’s a story related to that today which simply warms my old, cold heart. (smile)

    Remember Mary “Louisiana Purchase” Landrieu? You know, that Senator from Louisiana who sold her vote on Obamacare in exchange for “special financial considerations” for her Louisiana constituents? And did so in spite of the fact that most of her constituents didn’t want ObamaCare to pass?

    Well, Louisiana held a runoff election for US Senator yesterday. And in what was IMO a fine example of Karmic retribution, Mary “Louisiana Purchase” Landrieu . . . lost.

    Seems like the people of Louisiana doen’t much care for ObamaCare – with or without their special financial considerations. Or maybe they just didn’t like having a senator that blatantly sells their vote. Either way, they decided to remember that fact when they went to the polls.

    Bye-bye, Senator. Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out of your office, and enjoy looking for a job in that “wonderful economy” the current POTUS has created since he took over.

  • The Little Drummer Boy . . . General

    We often say that truth is stranger than fiction. We say that because, well, it’s true.

    If someone told you that a lad had (1) run away from home to join the Army at age 9; (2) was a Sergeant at age 12; (3) by age 13 was a twice-wounded, exchanged POW, and had been discharged; (4) made the Army his career; and (5) retired as a General . . . well, you’d probably accuse the person telling you that of telling tall tales, or talking about some third-world country. Or maybe engaging in an episode of “better living through recreational chemistry.” (smile)

    Problem is, they’d be talking about US history. They’d be talking about John Lincoln Clem.

    They’d also be telling the truth.

    . . .


    John Joseph Klem was born in Ohio in August 1851. (He later adopted the spelling “Clem” for his last name; as a youth, he adopted the middle name “Lincoln” in place of his given middle name Joseph). When he was 9, his mother died.

    Clem’s earliest military history is not well documented. However, generally accepted history is it that he ran away from home at age 9 after his mother’s death and attempted to join multiple Union regiments forming after the outbreak of the Civil War. Some research casts doubts on this, and indicates he actually left home a year or two later.

    Clem’s earliest documented service was with the 22nd Michigan. He was initially rejected by the 22nd Michigan as well, due to his young age and small size. However, accepted history is that Clem followed the regiment anyway; after a time, the regiment’s officers adopted him as mascot and drummer boy, chipping in to give him a “regular soldier’s” pay. After a time (in May, 1863), Clem was allowed to formally enlist – at age 12.

    Though often rumored to have served at the Battle of Shiloh and been the “Johnny Shiloh” of Ray Bradbury short-story and Disney movie fame, the former claim appears almost certainly apocryphal. The 22nd Michigan, with whom Clem did serve, was not at Shiloh. However, it appears that Clem’s service at Chickamauga was indeed the inspiration for the Civil War song “The Drummer Boy of Shiloh”, which was first published after Chickamauga and which doubtless inspired Bradbury’s story and the Disney movie.

    Clem is documented to have served at the Battle of Chickamauga in 1863. At Chickamauga, Clem did more than merely beat a drum. During the Union retreat, Clem is reported to have served with an artillery caisson withdrawing from the battlefield. That caisson was reportedly intercepted by a Confederate Colonel, who demanded Clem surrender. Accounts state that Clem – using a musket with a stock shortened so that he could carry it properly – shot the Confederate Colonel vice surrendering, and escaped with the caisson.

    Though later research has cast some doubt on the “shot a Confederate Colonel” portion of this account – Confederate records do not show a Colonel to have been wounded at Chickamauga – the Union Army accepted the story at the time. Clem was promoted to Sergeant not long afterwards, becoming the youngest NCO in Army history (age 12). He was also later decorated for his actions at Chickamauga.

    Clem was taken prisoner in October 1963 while serving as a train guard. (Other accounts indicate he was taken prisoner during the latter stages of Chickamauga.) He was returned to Union control as part of a prisoner exchange not long afterwards; he resumed service with Union forces of the Army of the Cumberland, serving in multiple battles as a mounted orderly. While serving, Clem was wounded twice. In September, 1864, he was discharged.

    After the Civil War, Clem completed high school. He applied for admission to West Point, but failed the entrance exam and was refused admission. Almost certainly because of his well-known wartime record, President Grant appointed Clem a Second Lieutenant in 1871. While the appointment may have been political, it turned out to be an excellent move on Grant’s part.

    As a Lieutenant, Clem served initially with the 24th US Infantry. He later attended artillery school, then was transferred to the Army’s Quartermaster Department in 1875. He was to remain a Quartermaster officer the remainder of his career.

    Clem retired from active duty on 13 August 1915 – on reaching the Army’s mandatory retirement age of 64. He’d attained the rank of Colonel. As was customary for retiring Civil War veterans who had achieved that rank, he was promoted to Brigadier General on retirement – indeed, Clem was the last Civil War veteran to serve on active duty. A bit over a year later, he received a promotion on the retired list to Major General.

    Clem lived more than two decades after his retirement from the Army. Just before World War II, a ship was named after him – the USAT (later USAHS) John L. Clem.

    Clem died on May 13, 1937 – roughly seventy-six years after he’d reportedly run away from home to join the Army. He is buried at Arlington National Cemetery.

    Drummer boy at Chickamauga. WIA twice, without permanent disability. POW. Youngest NCO in Army history. Direct commissioned by the President. Last Civil War veteran to serve on active duty. Retired a General.  Ship named in his honor.

    Yes, I’d certainly call that the proverbial “life well-lived”. We all should be so lucky.

    Rest in peace, General Clem. Rest in peace.

     

    Sources:

    http://www.civilwar.org/education/history/biographies/john-clem.html
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Clem
    http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/jlclem.htm
    http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/w/Johnny_Klem
    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/mcnamarasblog/2011/09/johnny-clem-%E2%80%9Cthe-drummer-boy-of-chickamauga%E2%80%9D.html
    http://histclo.com/bio/c/bio-clem.html
    http://www.old-picture.com/defining-moments/Boy-Soldier.htm
    http://www.gacivilwar.org/story/john-lincoln-clem-an-american-legend
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USAT_John_L._Clem

  • Just When You Thought the Army’s Uniform Games Had Ended . . .

    . . . it turns out that’s not the case.

    According to the Army Times, the Army has announced that, because of adoption of the new Operational Camouflage Pattern, additional new uniform items will be required. Specifically, soldiers will need new boots, t-shirts, and belts to go with the new camouflage uniforms.

    Now, maybe new boots make sense; the desert tan boots used with the ACU were somewhat lighter than the new OCP.  The new boots are coyote brown.

    But new T-shirts and belts are just stupid, at least if they’re going to be mass-issued gratis.  What, has RIT quit making freaking dye?  And a new belt?  C’mon, folks – the belt isn’t even freaking visible.  The only time it’s seen is when you take off the jacket.  And if you’re taking off the jacket in combat, well, I think that means you’ve got worse problems than a mismatched belt.

    But I guess the DA part of the Five-Sided Asylum had to find something for some of its staff to work on.  This must have been really important.

    The Army Times article has more details.  It’s worth reading – unless you are having high blood pressure problems today.  Then maybe you might want to wait a while.

    One of those details:  the new OCP isn’t designed to be “universal”.   Jungle and desert variants will soon be announced.  I bet at least one of those will need “new boots, t-shirts, and belts” too.

    Sheesh.  GMAFB.

  • Can You Say, “Stonewall It”? Sure. I Knew You Could.

    Provided without comment, except to say that I’m shocked, shocked.

    Feds balk at releasing docs showing IRS
    sharing tax returns with White House

    “Most transparent administration in history?” Um-huh. Sure. Whatever.

    Yeah, your leg’s wet again. And it’s not rain.

  • Purple Hearts for Fort Hood Shooting Victims? Maybe.

    Well, that could be the result if the latest Defense Authorization Act (DAA) passes and is signed.

    Per the Army Times, 2015 DAA being considered by Congress

    . . . stipulates that Purple Heart medals will be awarded to “members of the armed forces killed or wounded in domestic attacks inspired by foreign terrorist organizations.”

    The Army Times article has more details. IMO, it’s worth a read.

    IIMO it’s way past freaking time for this to have happened. Better late than never, I guess.

  • The Zombie Apocalypse . . . Begins??

    I’ll just leave this here . . . .

    About 100 brains missing from University of Texas

    No, the article wasn’t referring to the Board of Regents. (smile)

    But if it was zombies, they’re gonna have one helluva hangover. From my dealings with OB and Crown beer while in Korea (which at the time still had measurable traces of formaldehyde), that sh!t will give you one of the worst hangovers possible.

  • USAF Missile Launch Officer Facing Court-Martial for Drugs, Obstruction

    Jonn and I have written before about the troubles in DoD’s Nuclear Kingdom. Well, looks like there’s a bit more fallout (intentional pun) from those investigations.

    Besides cheating on annual proficiency exams and poor leadership, the investigation turned up leads indicating possible illegal drug use. Those leads were turned over to AFOSI, who investigated the matter.

    It looks like the leads were worth following. One 2d Lt is now facing court-martial for drug and obstruction of justice charges; the court-martial will start 21 Jan 2015. Three others were also investigated, but to date charges have not been preferred against them.

    The UK newspaper The Independent has a short article giving more details; ditto Fox News and several local Montana media outlets. All appear to contain about the same information.

    Looks like fixing the Nuclear Kingdom’s problems may take a while. That should be no surprise, though. Changing an organization’s culture always does.

  • Another “Global Warming” Update

    Well, let’s take a look at some climate news from the past couple of weeks.

    Buffalo Snowfall:  7+ Feet In Places.  In November.

    Snowfall Forces Move of NFL Game from Buffalo to Detroit

    Disaster Declared in Western NY; 13 Confirmed Dead

    Grand Rapids, MI:  New Record for Snowiest November Ever – With 9 Days Left in the Month.

    9,000 Low-Temperature Records Set During November.

    That “Collapsing Glacier” In Antarctica?  Um, Turns Out That’s Not Due to Global Warming.

    And Remember:  That Global Warming Is Making Antarctic Sea Ice . . . Both Thicker and More Extensive Than Expected?

    Maybe it’s just me.  But if the planet is getting warmer, shouldn’t measured climate data show that – rather than a modest decline since the 1930s or 1940s? And shouldn’t we be seeing thinner, less-extensive sea ice at the poles?

    But as you might have guessed: yeah, they’re still claiming all this excess cold and growing ice is due to “global warming”.

    That last shouldn’t really be any surprise. When someone has their head firmly inserted in their fourth point of contact, all they have is hindsight.  Actually seeing anything right in front of them becomes damn near impossible.

    “Follow the money.”