This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here

Author: Ex-PH2

  • How To Win a War Started by the Gun Grabbing Fascist Tits

     

    Crossbow Bumpstock

    I read an article on the “revolution” against gun grabbing/confiscation and the numbers, math, how gun owners could form a civilian army, etc.  And it won’t work well, because – well, lack of subtlety is the response.

    A few observations on my part. Guerrilla warfare, as anyone who was in-country in Vietnam will tell you, is not necessarily made up of shoot-shoot-bang-bang. It’s a lot more subtle than that. Pretty girls, for instance, will distract any male human animal (exceptions are noted) enough to take his mind off his target and plant it elsewhere.

    For example, there is black & white film stored on video showing Army trucks with replacement troops rolling into Bien Hoa, while alongside the road, on the dirt berm, all these young Vietnamese women dressed in traditional ao-dais and wearing that common coolie hat were watching and counting. When they thought the camera was on them, they immediately dropped the hat over the face. They were spies, as were the mama-sans and papa-sans who worked on the bases, counting empty racks and newly-made up racks and new duffel bags.

    If you really want to stop the gun grabbers, that asinine scene in conservation area in Oregon state in the winter of 2016 is THE dumbest thing EVER concocted by an egotistical asshole. No wonder it failed.

    You must be far more subtle, if you expect to win a war against Grabbing Your Guns By the Fascist Tits.

    Distracting the Gun Grabbing Fascist Tits while someone sabotages the vehicles isn’t all that hard.  Here are some suggestions:

    – Sabotaging vehicles does not require incendiary devices. That thinking is far too narrow and amateurish. You get a transceiver that picks up the remote key signal which is a radio frequency, clones it, open the door, pop the gas tank lid, and pour sugar into the gas tank. About two pounds should do it. Car thieves are using this cloning  technology now to steal cars without doing any damage to them, especially those with keyless ignitions. Piece of cake.

    – Cut their brake lines enough for the brake fluid to drain out slowly.

    – Pop the hood and cut the battery cables. Or just remove the batteries when you’re done messing with the vehicles.

    – Drain the antifreeze/coolant out of the radiator. There is a plug for that, you know.

    – Removing all the lugnuts from the wheels but leaving the tires in place will result in – what?

    – Try letting most of the air out of three of the tires until they are nearly flat, along with removing the lug nuts and mailing them back to their HQ.

    – As long as you have the vehicle doors open, pour fluorescent neon pink or orange or green paint on the seats, so that it gets on the Gun Grabbing Fascist Tits and stays there for weeks.

    – Remove all the license plates from the rear ends of all vehicles. Mail them back to their HQ from a city you don’t live in. Or use UPS.

    – Have a device that sets off all the alarms in all their vehicles, one after another, and they can’t shut it off because they are locked out. Keys no longer work. How come? Cloned radio frequency on each vehicle changed to a single frequency for all and they don’t have it. Like I said, car thieves do this all the time now.

    – Clone the same GPS signal for as many escape vehicles as possible, and once the Gun Grabbing Fascist Tits are distracted by the signal scatter, shut them off and remove them from your own vehicles, then turn them back on and leave them behind. (And yes, you can shut off your vehicle’s installed GPS, despite what people think.) Just make sure that you have these pursuers so far out in the boonies that they have to ask for directions back to Chicago or NYC or whatever at a local gas station, and maybe buy paper maps to get home.

    – And when they find them and open the doors, make sure you’ve left behind some very angry wasps in their nest.

    – Let them think they are closing in on the “lead escape vehicle” and when they’re all gathered together, release the balloons packed inside. Make sure the balloons have candy bars tied to them, and a way to rupture so that the candy lands on the Gun Grabbing Fascist Tits.

    – Plant a small transmitter in the target Gun Grabbing Fascist Tits’ vehicles that has a recording on it of Woody Woodpecker’s laugh or maybe Bugs Bunny ‘What’s up, Doc?’ – something inane and insane like that, which they can’t shut off because you have to stomp on it to stop it. Maybe under the carpeting next to the door on the driver’s side is a good spot.

    – Peel and put those large self-stick sheets on their windshields and back windows and outside mirrors, and be sure to include messages of “love” on them. Obscene drawings are okay, in this instance. Put them over the headlights and brake lights, too.

    – Know the area so well that you can drive home in the dark with no headlights, only using infrared on the road. Make sure you’re driving a dark-colored car, too.

    Come on, use your imagination. Don’t be so shoot-shoot-bang-bang about it. That’s too amateurish. You don’t want people sending you bags of fruit-flavored dicks in the mail, do you?

  • Idiot Spew Alert

    This falls into this time-honored category:

    STULTUS EST SICUT STULTUS FACIT (Stupid is as stupid does)

    The headline reads: “Naked Sailor at Busch Gardens parking lot arrested for assaulting police officer”.

    https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/10/15/naked-sailor-assaults-police-officer-busch-gardens-parking-lot-cops-say.html

    Well, but he was intoxicated with illegal drugs and alcohol, and he was buck naked, too, so there’s that. He was stationed at Norfolk, a member of the crew of the G.W. Bush.

    I’m sure the sailor will get some quality down time now. No explanation for his stripping off was included, but one can speculate, of course.  Might have been attacked by bees, which would explain his going past full potato right to rhinestones. I’m sure that when he was trying to get into a stranger’s car, he was simply hoping someone could take him to a clothing resale shop. So where was his wallet?

    He now has five pending arrest warrants.

    And I can’t go any further without failing out of my chair, laughing and scaring the cat. I cannot recall any incident of this kind when I was in the Navy, but it was perhaps a more polite period in society back then. That could account for it.

  • She’s Baaaaaack!

    You all remember Emma Gonzales, don’t you? Lovely young girl, despite the shaved head. Such crocodile tears she wept for as long as she was onstage, and then hey! Presto! They vanished. She was also good at reddening her eyeballs. One can only hope she’ll get glaucoma out of it, or worse.

    https://www.nraila.org/articles/20181012/who-s-bs-ing-now-gonzalez-argues-for-gun-confiscation-but-insists-she-s-pro-second-amendment

    And that bald head? I thought it was only nuns and Marines that shaved their heads. Well, nuns sort of are Marines, wearing black habits – the Army of God or something like that.

    But I digress… somewhat.

    It seems that Ms. Gonzalez is back, in fine fettle, arguing for confiscation but insisting that she is so very 2nd Amendment-friendly… except for those parts about confiscation and banning guns and – well, such a plan she has for Others (that’s us) to follow that you have to read it for comprehension, not just context.  And you have to do it without throwing things, too. She thinks the Australian confiscation plan was just great! And ditto, the UK, except that in both Oz and Merry Olde England, people are still allowed to have weapons – for hunting, target shooting, and other such endeavors.

    Just to make it clear where she stands:  “… if she actually read the website of the gun control group for which she is a national spokesperson, she would learn a “comprehensive semi-automatic assault rifle ban” is among its agenda items.  The ban it has in mind not only “prohibits the future production and sale of these weapons” but “provides a solution for dealing with those semi-automatic assault rifles that are already owned,” such as “a buyback program” for lawfully obtained guns. Needless to say, this measure by definition would affect those who are “already … responsible gun owner[s]” and force them to give up their property.”

    “That’s not all. Even if we assume she doesn’t know what her own organization wants, we have her own words delivered on other occasions to explain exactly what she means.”

    “At a public appearance in May, Gonzalez told her audience, “It’s just cheaper to take away the guns that aren’t imperative to living in America,” adding, “You don’t need an AR-15 to protect yourself in bed from a robber at night.” She even hinted on that occasion that guns should be limited to the military: “Go join the Army if you want to have fun shooting off a weapon, and serve your f***ing country.” – NRA article

    I really do appreciate her referring to this nation of ours as ‘your fucking country’. She can leave any time. I’m sure either Venezuela or Cuba would welcome the little bitch with open arms.  As nasty as she is, she might even fascinate or amuse Vlad Putin for a brief moment or two.

    Now, don’t be too easy on her. She’s only 18, hasn’t really seen the world for the vicious, gangbanging place it is, nor does she have even a vague understanding of the conflict of meanings manifest in everything she says.

    Deep down inside, she’s an apprentice bitch on wheels, practicing on the unsuspecting souls who support her as-yet-unspoken agenda without realizing what sort of quagmire they’ll be marching into by that very support of her.

    Just wanted you to know that I’m not snoozing here.

  • Secret Squirrel Code Talkers

    I have been fascinated by Secret Squirrel Code Talk for a long time. In fact, it is so fascinating that I wondered if it was even vaguely possible to develop a new Secret Squirrel Code to throw off the Bad Guys, whether they are Splodeydopes or 6-limbed critters with a third eye in the middle of their foreheads. (It’s for aiming the megalaser guns they stole from the Fleet factory on Dionysius 11B Central.)

    So I worked on it for a while, and came up with a few things, and then realized that there are amazingly talented people in the TAH viewing audience who can quite easily create Secret Squirrel Code Talk in a heartbeat.

    Here’s my contribution for starters.

    Note to Chef d’Équipe:

    We’re ordering 30 pounds of onions, 30 pounds of potatoes and 4 cartons of tabasco for dinner

    Translation: we’re dropping 30 bumpers of conventional bombs and 15 MOABs plus 4 incendiary bombing runs

    Is there any smell with those onions? Negative. We provide only the best materials when we have dinner guests.

    Translation: are any of those bombs loaded with nerve gas or chemicals? Negative. All are non-chem and clean.

    SHOPPING LIST:

    5 lb potatoes – all red, no russets – carpet bombing 5 runs

    5 bottles of McIlhenny hot sauce – incendiary bombing 5 runs

    Cooking spray – 6 cartons – 6 squads of fighter-bombers or for land forces, 6 brigades of heavy artillery-based infantry

    Who’s jumping out of the cake at the end?  Yo mama! – Nuke mines are planted and primed. Get the hell out of that valley now.

    = = = = =

    Now it’s your turn, and it does not have to involve food. It could be beer or whiskey, volcanoes, fishing expeditions – you name it, it’s good.

    I’m a strong believer in full, front participation in these War Games quizlets, so have a good time.

    No, I don’t know where Waldo is, either, but if you take a hint, he might be up the street at Joe’s Bar & Grille. Remember, somebody might be listening! They may only look like the sparrows next door.

  • Sometimes I Just Go Full Potato

    This article from the Atlantic back in May this year should be a must read for any conservative and for any middle-of-the-road liberal whose centrist views are angrily disputed by the so-called progressives, dismissed as alt-right and insulted by those people into moving further to the right of center.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/05/can-rhetoric-on-the-left-fuel-bigotry-on-the-right/560285/

    The author’s view is that the progressive’s screamingly angry, hyperemotional rhetoric and violent physical responses to an opposing view of even the mildest sort drives people away from them, who would otherwise continue to embrace a slightly progressive left of center stance.

    This is what I have been saying repeatedly: the more these tantrum-throwing, foul-mouthed, ghoulish, violent zombies attack people openly, as they are doing now, the more they will drive the moderate centrist liberals to the right hand side of the political pendulum.

    By engaging in this public surge and display of unfettered hate – for there is no other name for it – they are revealing themselves for what they really are: extreme radicals and bullies willing to do anything, including burn down the house while you are in it, to get what they want. They do not believe society’s laws and rules apply to them, because they regularly and intentionally (or stupidly) misinterpret the Law of the Land. They are encouraged to do so, and to traipse as close to the edge of anarchy as possible to get what they want, with no thought to the consequences.

    Now we’re seeing some results of that behavior in Doxxing Boy’s arrest, indictment, and soon-to-be trial and (we hope) conviction and vacation in a federal prison with some truly dangerous people as neighbors, as well as the Canadian soyboy salon ex-employee who kicked a woman at a prolife rally and is now in jail. The list of crass, crude and vulgar things sent and said to members of Congress in Cong Scalise’s essay demonstrates clearly that this bunch of screaming howler monkeys are not, and may never be, civilized in any way at all.

    There are two kinds of millennials: one kind is the lamebrained idiots who climb the steps of the Supreme Court building and pound on the doors, screaming like demented zombies. I’d guess that if they had time to spend a week in Washington, haunting the SCOTUS hearings and screaming like banshees when they are removed, they don’t have jobs that they’re worried about losing.

    The other type of millennial is the kind that has high-paying jobs in finance, technology, engineering, etc., is businesslike about running a household, knows exactly what they want in the way of housing and where they want to live, per the response to questions about them from realtors who are seeing a buying population growing in that group. They want families, not empty homes. They want “stuff”, not grungy jeans. Yes, they want clean spaces and crime-free streets, but don’t we all? It isn’t about bicycle paths. It’s about safety for kids on a hike in the forest preserve, and schools where their kids learn something besides “mommy was my daddy and it’s okay”.

    These people are the mid-center centrist liberals whose views are attacked by those others, those loud-mouthed, hate-spewing progressives who label them alt-right for daring to be so centrist.

    This population group will be future conservatives, given enough time and enough hatred from the radical progressives that despise them. And there are, frankly, more of them than there are of the other type.

    The Atlantic article is not a short read. It will take some time on your part, but it is worth your time to read it. You may not agree with some of the author’s specific points, particularly in regard to Bush and Obama and their reservations about using terms like “radical Islam terrorists”, which is to be expected.

    But the gist of it holds true. The so-called progressives are doing far more damage to themselves than any amount of argument from us could  hope to produce. Fix yourself a pot of coffee or tea, get some snacky foods on a plate, and read it start to finish.

  • Outrage Is a Mild Word

    1967 Blizzard

    The link below is to the first to two articles regarding a demand by the International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) that a carbon tax be inflicted on the public at large so that they can milk that revenue for $122 trillion. This will be at YOUR expense and mine. The figures are in US dollars, not foreign currency. https://wattsupwiththat.com/2018/10/10/ipcc-demands-122-trillion-to-fight-the-global-war-on-weather/#comment-2486959

    I calculated my one-month winter use of natural gas for heating the house, cooking and providing hot water, using a base usage from my monthly bills, of 155 therms in January.  One therm of energy is 96.7 cubic feet. That means that in winter, I use 14,998.5 cf or 14.9885 BTUs.

    According to the per Mcf tax indicated of $1,434.00 per Mcf  (1,000 cubic feet), my gas bill for January alone would run to $21,493.51. You can look at your own gas bill, or your electric bill, which would also be taxed, and do the math yourself.

    For those of you who use a vehicle to commute and run errands, if regular gas at the pump is $2.70, including taxes, the IPCC’s tax would add $249.00./gallon to the total.

    I do not have that kind of income. I do not know of anyone who does, except maybe that grandstanding fraud Gore, who wants us to vote for a penguin for Congress.

    There is a “bye” in the proposal that says the consumer would be on the receiving end of a rebate, but the “rebate” comes to about $2,000 per year. This will hardly cover any kind of cost to me or you or displace even a freaking cent of the staggering cost of that monthly charge to my gas bill. And that is only my gas bill.

    Electricity to run the furnace, start the water heater and the stove cooktop, and light my home and run my computer isn’t included in that calculation just yet.

    This link will take you to the second article, in which the author more clearly and completely provides the math for the carbon tax and the results. https://wattsupwiththat.com/2018/10/11/ipcc-sr1-5-carbon-tax-math/

    While the IPCC’s goal line is from 2030 to 2100, it doesn’t matter if it starts tomorrow or by the beginning of the 2100. It is a fraud, and nothing else, and no one should be expected to contribute to this fraud.

    I am more and more convinced that the United Nations is the most useless bunch of self-serving jerks on the planet, a group that does nothing but come up to you, the taxpayer, with its hands out for more of your income to spend on itself, and that the IPCC is a bunch of greedy, money-guzzling goons fronting the biggest fraud ever invented. I think that both of them, and especially the IPCC, should be defunded and dismissed and sent packing.

    They can go pound sand up their backsides.

  • Thursdays are for cooking….

    This one’s for Aysel, because she wants slow cooker / Crockpot stuff, so this one comes from the Crock-Pot cookbooklet (Dump Recipes) I found at the checkout stand at the grocery store. It’s a recipe card booklet published by  http://pilbooks.com/cookbooks/browse-cookbooks/

    Galic and Mushroom Roast  with gravy

    You need:

    1 boneless beef or pork roast – 3 to 4 pounds

    ¼ cup all-purpose flour

    1 to 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (to cook the beef or pork)

    1 to 2 – 12 ounce jars of beef gravy

    1 to 2 – 4 ounce cans of mushrooms, drained

    1 medium onion sliced thin

    3 cloves of garlic, sliced – in my view, the chopped garlic in the jars is just as good, so that would be about 3 teaspoons of chopped garlic

    Season the roast with salt and pepper.  Coat the roast with flour and brown it in a large skillet 5 minutes each side over medium heat.  Note: the recipe does not say cut into chunks but the cooker time (8 to 10 hours) should make it tender enough to fall apart on the fork.

    Put the roast, gravy, mushrooms, onion and garlic in the crockpot/slow cooker. Cover it. Set the temperature on LOW and cook for 8 to 10 hours.

    They have it served over a bed of rice. I should think diced, boiled red potatoes would also be a good choice. And I’d use at least 2 cans of mushrooms and 2 jars of gravy but that’s because I love both ‘shrooms and gravy.

    If you want to get more flavor, you can also use Mrs. Dash Garlic & Herb, but follow the recipe the first time you make this meal. The Mrs. Dash seasonings are all salt-free and add a lot of flavor. I have several different kinds that I use a lot.

    After you follow the recipe the first time, then you can put your own spin on it. And since chillier weather is coming on, think how nice that will be when you walk in the front door and it smells like supper’s waiting for you.

     

  • Trouble in Toronto

     

    It seems as though you can’t even go to a peaceful protest these days without some soyboy latte-slurping nitwit with delusions of self-importance showing up to make a nuisance of himself.

    At a pro-life protest in Toronto (that’s in Canada), a peaceful protest was underway outside an abortion clinic. As far as I can tell, no one was being rowdy.  No one, that is, until this sunken-chested dweeb showed up to not just annoy and heckle the protesters, who were behaving themselves, but to also do them some harm.  He damaged their signs, wrote on their backs with marker, and then wound up and kicked the protest leader in the shoulder and broke her phone. The video is in the linked article.

    https://globalnews.ca/news/4513068/man-roundhouse-kicks-pro-life-advocate-anti-abortion-protest-toronto/

    And the Toronto police asked the woman he kicked and injured what she wanted them to do about it. Well, duh!! How about arresting him for aggravated assault and battery?

    Per the Newsweek article, he has a history of violent attacks that seem to be aimed at women protesters. No information is available about what he does outside of harassing and physically attacking women at protests. He did have a job at a hair salon.

    https://www.newsweek.com/man-who-roundhouse-kicked-pro-life-protester-arrested-and-it-not-first-time-1161888

    As it happens, he was fired from his job at the salon when the salon owner ID’d him as Jordan Hunt, issued a statement saying “We do not condone this kind of thing”, and the Toronto police did finally arrest him when he turned himself in.  He now has charges against him of assault, several charges of “mischief”, and another charge of assault relating to a different protest mentioned in the Newsweek article.

    Frankly, this creeps me out because a lot of salons are run by gay men. While I’ve never had any qualms about getting my hair cut at one of them, the more expensive places pander to the notion of luxury at a high cost. You can get the same service at a more modest price at places like Supercuts and Great Clips or Sportsclips.

    But now, you do have to ask why this guy works at a salon, around women, and then goes out looking for a chance to kick or punch them?

    And if he is so pro-abortion that he will resort to violence, someone should remind him that if his mother had had the sense to flush him down the toilet, he wouldn’t be here.

    And now, he has been arrested by Toronto police (well, duh!!!) and charged with eight counts of assault, seven counts of “mischief” (writing on the backs of protesters) and another count of assault from a similar incident in August when he pushed a protester into a telephone pole.