There are only two things down the middle of a road…
Then stop breaking the effin’ law
Yeah, y’all should do this for real
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt
Not sure. Let’s ask the Venezuelans
Let not your hearts be troubled
If so, party at my house this weekend!
Socialists, fascists and Nazis…is it 1941 again?
Hey, remember when these guys said we’re headed for an ice age?
No, but apparently being in Hollywood does
Unicorns, rainbows, puppy dogs…
So now they’re worried about lying
This could be a lifetime appointment
Hmm…this story is getting more and more fishy
Does anyone really believe this crap?
Coming to a Prius or Subaru near you
Oh Great Pumpkin, where are you??
This pegged the irony meter…no shit.
When liberals lose, it’s ‘stolen’, when they win, it’s ‘mandate’
Both came with a free bowl of soup
And the Blue Falcon award goes to…
From the crowd that believes in 67 different genders…
Virginia is for (white) lovers!
Ugly cowboy hats for everyone!
Even the NFL players have no idea.
Only Gold Stars who toe the line are welcome, apparently.
DUmbasses are now UCMJ experts
Wait, are they slut shaming now?
Acknowledging there’s evil in the world
Planet of death…thanks climate change deniers!
But I thought Bush was Hitler?
Obama “one of our greatest presidents”.
So now John McCain is a liberal hero?
Wait…Comey’s pre-interview Hillary letter proves he wanted Trump to win?
“…you mean like with a cloth?”
Actually, I predict all of them will die…eventually
Cool…now compare Harvey to Bill
Um, I think I missed the “sexual harassment” part
I can see quite a few Democrats out of work if this were true
Yes, of course this is exactly the same.
There’s only two things in the middle of the road…yellow stripes and roadkill
I blame Irma for the lateness of this post.
Teats on a boar are more useful
Curse that right wing company!
Look out, it’s a flood of blue!
Get back to me when Hillary is in prison orange
Because she’s a screeching delusional harpy?
Early voting for fruits and nuts
In other words, she didn’t write it.
Old times there are not forgotten
Blood gets thin at that altitude
Sure…this could be true…of course
Someone’s not paying attention
Wonder what Japanese-Americans think about him?
Bernie and Stein supporters are to blame
Ten bucks says he hasn’t even seen it
Christmas is only 111 days away
Yuk yuk yuk…leftards is teh funneh
Here’s one from The Good Idea Fairy
Just give is a friggin’ rest, will you? SHE LOST!
Yes, because polls are what launched Hillary into the White House
So now Mike Rowe is the enemy?
…from people who don’t even believe in God.
Foot stompy rant about something
Illegals are the new Jews…if the left actually liked Jews
DUtards are literally begging for life to imitate their stupid tv shows