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Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

by Jonn Lilyea••2066

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

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2,066 thoughts on “Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL”

  1. “I will make it my business, that your tongues shall be silenced, that you will be punished and your travails enter into your mortal time. All this will come in just time, and never ever again, to be repeated. ”

    Waiting. Waiting…nope. Still, you’ve got nothing.

    “You had your fun.

    Now it will be a blank screen”

    Waiting….waiting…nope. Still, you’ve got nothing.

    “I have no interest in your comments or words,”

    For someone who professes to have no interest, you sure do have yourself worked up into a tizzy over what’s been said.

    Isn’t bearing false witness a sin?

    “Try and type to aol in July about singles bars you morons”

    Yay. I was afraid I’d get all the way through the comments without reading some crazy. Thankfully, there it is. Other than that, you’ve got nothing.

    YOu’ve got nothing, because you are nothing.

    “Yes It is true I work for DHS and have access to the most sophisticated forensics in real time. Keep talking and posting so we can locate and find and excuse, Come on, let me geo-locate and get your community and carrier, break the IP as we did Jonns and get within 70 feet of his home, for our collective memory.”

    Yah. Because in today’s political environment misuse of government facilities is such a good idea.

    Gimp move, asshat. Nobody’s impressed.

  2. OMG!!! Paul Wickre (Google it!) Can IP trace and make vague threats on teh interwebs….

    I bet those 4chan script kiddies are so in AWE of you Paulie, with your big, bad interweb skilz…..

  3. @1500

    Why dont you give me head start and just give me the state region??

    HAIL ME. I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE GETTER OF INFORMATION. I shalleth findeth thee….just as soon as you give me a hint.

  4. @1505 more corrections

    “Loser typing from DC.
    Conrad Hawkins in MS/MT/RL1/IT/WTF/BBQ? Inbound love letters to Lilyea and I consider trees as a natural resource (4O6) 27E-12!1?

    Go touch a Baby (I do not advocate this. He seems to be losing it at this stage…)

    50 calls to APL. Tel Aviv has her ass meant to Phil Monkress for a year (???)

    Triump the insult dog located and I love cell phone towers, 50 feet?? (Is he climbing towers now or trying to tell us how a cell phone GPS works?)

    Frederich Van VonValkenberg the Seventh.
    Country Duelling Attorney
    (4o6) 25B-47E7

    Marnie “Jon” MCClain (4o6) 25B-47E7 (You would think they would have two numbers for different offices?)
    Deputy Civil COunty Attorney (Maybe COunty is short-type for Colorado County?)

    Four Counts (like barons I guess) Mountain code Privacy and Tel Aviv Harassment.

    6 months x 4= 2 years in Country (He must be deployed)

    Conrad Hawkins High School right in Missoula Montana (I got nothibng on Missoula. It is funny enough)

    Gotcha Baby – Conrad Hawkins sings country western on Yahoo. (He is seriously creeping me out about this baby thing.)

    You can please come down for a year to buy your pattern. (Selling crochet or something?)

    Gotcha!!11!!!11

    I need more data, come on! I am in DC.

    (Seriously, is it me or did he just fail at the Turing test?)

  6. Paul, I pray your wife loves you deeply.

    At some point, your postings, boastings, actions, and associations are going to become a liability to her career.

    Any chance you could get Monkress to join us and discuss his service and heritage claims tonight?

  7. @1510

    Seriously, is it me or did he just fail at the Turing test?

    I’m thinking yes, and that he was giving the test to himself.

  10. I am in Bethesda MD, wealthy and my wife is in Congress,

    Funnily enough, there’s nobody, male or female, with the last name of “Wickre”.

    Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_members_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives_by_seniority
    Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_United_States_Senators

    So either Phillis Phuckre is lying about their wife being in Congress or their spouse isn’t proud enough of them to take his name.

    I can’t decide which is more worthy of pity.

  11. 11:23a LAFAYE IN 765-409-5646 M2AM M2AM 8

    Wow

    Another hit on TSO MArk SEAVEY

    RIGHT AT THE HERAT OF LAFAEYETTE INDIANA.

    MONILE OMNIPOINT RIGHT ON ROUTE #65

  12. Guys…GUYS! Ermahgerd guys! Staph! You keep this up and Phil is going to win the tourney! I gots money riding on Ken Crotchrot to win this year. STAPH!

  13. I get it now. He is a secret DARPA project testing weapons grade bullshit before unleashing it on the enemy. Can you imagine him talking with a Russian Spy?

    Now this stupid shit makes sense.

    Granted it’s a failure. But at least this way it makes SENSE.

  14. Curious: Is tele-harassment checking on the character of possible business partners?

    Following and I am curious.

  20. OK LETS SPIN THAT DIAL AND SEE WHO ELSE IS IN THE CONSPIRACY!!

    WOW A HIT ON TEXAS(214) 320-0732

    BRENDA JACKSON GETs THE PRIZE!!

    DALLes AND A MOBILE PHONE!

    JOHNNY, GIVE THAT GIRL A LANDLINE!@

    20 MINUTES ON WITH 57 year old WV Lilyea!

  21. @1524, 1525

    My offerings:

    This one is strong with the ways of the Tard Side.

    and

    There is no Paul…only PHOOLE

  23. Awwww… c’mon GT. Your not even a little bit intimidated by a raving drunk moron spewing idiocy and revealing computer skilz that any google-savvy fourth grader downloading scripts from any warez site could surpass in 10 seconds? Your not? REALLY? Color me shocked…. LOL!

    @1527 Nik… I like yours better! 🙂

  24. Congratulations, we have hooked a live one. Now if he could find the old nude photographs of me that my ex has in Ohio I would be WAY more impressed. Not to mention happy. I looked damned good in the 90s!

  25. Friday,05/10
    07:58p Rcvd 315-945-4444 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    08:53p Rcvd 315-945-4444 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    08:55p Sent 315-945-4444 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    08:58p Rcvd 315-945-4444 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    08:58p Sent 315-945-4444 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    08:59p Rcvd 315-945-4444 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    09:00p Sent 315-945-4444 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    09:04p Rcvd 315-945-4444 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    Wednesday,05/22

    WOW A TEXT HIT TO LILYEA

  26. Since the “God of the Old Testament” is posting phone numbers, will she post hers?

    @1516.

    I think his wife is not in Congress, I think she is a staffer down there in Florida for a CR; If she exists.

  27. Could someone who is not Wickre Man please fill me in on Tel Aviv harassment?

    I admit to being a bit behind on Tel intel stuff, but I don’t write spy novels, just humor.

    Also, all that misspelling — so painful to see.

  28. @1532

    Maybe. But the claim was she is IN Congress. Of course, then again, they didn’t capitalize Congress, so maybe they meant she was in congress and left half of it off, like:

    ..in congress with the devil.
    ..in congress with the beasts of the field.

  30. I see this getting to 1600 easily today. And the Psul! Dear gods above the PSUL!!!! It causes certain areas of my brain that respond to hilarity to over excite and fire random bursts of electrical signals through my brain.

  31. Excuse me Psul, or Mr. Testament, or whatever. Can you get Monkress to join us?

  32. I’m not sure what we’re supposed to be impressed with. Eight texts in 66 minutes? I text more than that on the way to the office, and that’s 10 minutes away on foot.

  33. Wait — did that fat bastard call me a smart alec?

    Oh, he hasn’t yet met my friend. Doom on you, doom on you.

  34. Could be EdUsmclg or the other idiot that calls Lilyea

    07:29p Sent 201-755-2711 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    07:59p Rcvd 201-755-2711 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    08:00p Rcvd 201-755-2711 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00
    08:00p Rcvd 201-755-2711 MTM TEXT MESSAG MSGF 0.00

    Narrowing it down!

  35. @1534

    … in congress with ANYTHING other than the raving demented douche banging away at his computer keyboard like a rabid monkey and going by the moniker “Psul.”

    THERE IS NO DANA… ONLY PSUL!!!

  36. Well, as Fuckre has proven themselves to be a one trick pony, and a blowhard at that, I’m off to bed.

    Wait. That wasn’t fair. I’m sure Psul turns more than one trick, and I’m equally as sure they’re not hard to get to blow.

  37. Ah, but you see, Psul the Impotent cannot read the texts he traces. They nought but adverts for cigars.

  38. Wow, Paul… only took you three postings to realized you misspelled your own damned name. Good job there cupcake! Nothin’ gets by you!

    SMDH

  39. Hey! Guys! If Psul Testament’s interwebz fu is good enough, maybe he could retrieve all those VA records from the Chinese!

  42. Hey, boys and girls! Now that that fat bastard Paul K. Wickre is tracing phone calls, 315 is an area code for New York and 201 is for New Jersey.

    So maybe Jonn is communicating with Nanny Bloomberg and with Christ Christie, NJ’s governor.

  43. Is this fool just checking his caller ID and posting random numbers?

    What a clown.

    I see a lot of threats and PII posted on folks without cause.

    This dude is not very bright.

    If I worked at APL, I would be polishing that CV or resume.

    Also, I call and text Jonn and TSO and tell them I want to sleep with them but I am frequently rebuffed.

    Does that count?

    Sorry guys.

  44. Got most of em

    Not interested in you smart alecks, just the criminals.

    Apparently your reading skills are not good.

    AS I have said before, just the harrassers. The ones with the filthy mouths and threats to bodily harm. Ran down the 1600 posts and found the 10. Now we are playing tricks to get you Internet clowns out of the way. Yup, Tricked tracked and traced.

    Good jobs ladies! You thought it was a game?

    Like I said, we are after the kingpins of the misdeamenors not you web crawlers.

    I see from tonight that the most heinous ones have shut up, as in fear.

    GOOD

    The ones we want are NH Sparky
    Ex-Ph-2
    Aint Scared
    NH-Sparky
    OMNI
    A proud infidel
    Valkyrie
    Medic 09

    for death threats in their relative States. and Track them we will, and find them and turn them over to the States Attorneys Office, on Class 2 Felonies or Class A Misdemeanors.

  45. Paul,

    I hope Phil is paying you overtime.

    As he is screwing his hourly employees.

    Classy.

    ….as potential contracts fall by the wayside.

    Well run organization you guys have…

  46. They’ve rebuffed you? Oh, I would never do that!

    The Wickre Manikin is digging a deep hole for himself. he should quit.

  48. I first got angry, but then realized … is Paul he probably was trying to find his d1ck and requested anything under the sun see if it was there …

    Is that why you so mad Pauly? because you hate people that still have dignity? *nod* *nod* must be hard is ok is ok, we all know you are working hard to make Monkey4$$ the winner of this year’s tournament.

  50. Yo NHSparky! you got an admirer!!! this dude wants you bad and .. TWICE!!! (post 1550)

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