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Day One Voting: Monkress v. Giduck

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TEASE: 75 votes in, and it is…..yeah, 38-37. At 100…. 50/50. Don’t expect any concrete answer on winner until the polls close.

OK, since I am on Mountain Time, and not feeling great, I plan to sleep in, so you get it a bit early.  I strongly ask that you go and read the bios I wrote earlier, if only because it took me a lot of time, and I want to feel needed.  If you are good, I will provide more pictures from Sturgis that may or may not include scantily clad women.  (I kid.  Any random picture from here would have that.)

SO, GO READ THE BIOS, and then vote.

Note: Each IP can vote 3 times per day.  I’d rather you only vote once, but I understand if you vote more, because some have numerous people voting in same house etc.  Either way, don’t make me edit the results too much, as it is a pain in the left testicle to do so.

GiduckMonkress

Giduck (L)              Monkress (R)

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138 thoughts on “Day One Voting: Monkress v. Giduck

  1. Gotta love it when an organization has to be reminded that when a non-member attacks a member, the organization stands with it’s own member against the attack. It really IS that simple. When those who publicly represent an organization fail to abide by their own rules, this is the sort of thing that happens. Unfortunately, we see entirely too much of it lately.

  2. (Did I mention that I hate politicians? Doesn’t matter if they are members of the military, retired fools, or elected officials. I like most used car salesmen better.)

  3. @91 and 92. Yep. As I said before, Monkey is 3/128ths Tonto without the Lone Ranger. The Duck is the real deal, so to speak.

  4. WAIT …. STOP the counting of all votes.

    OK … (catching breath)!

    OK … I have an idea!

    Why can’t we have two winners?

    If the margin is say … “as close as the fine hair on a nats ass”, then call it for what it is … a draw!

    Then we can all celebrate the down right douchebaggery of these two putrid rotting mollusks.

    Whatcha think?

  5. Talk about a Sophie’s Choice. I’ll make up when my mind I hear their positions on how they will assist phony veteran’s obtain their phony benefits. I am still upset that my hometown hero (actually three towns over), Gunny Highway didn’t make the cut.

  6. My eyes are failing, I guess. I cannot find the selection “all of the above”

  7. I’m going to be able to vote Chicago-style in this. I just won’t tell you snorks exactly HOW I vote.

  8. @109, Sophie’s choice? If these were her kids I bet she would push both of them towards the ovens.

  9. “I am still upset that my hometown hero (actually three towns over), Gunny Highway didn’t make the cut.”

    I’m pretty sure Mailhan wasn’t eligible this year, since he competed before. He’s in the top of the also ran’s though.

  10. @52 Hondo :

    I thought about the Sandy Hook Elementary horror when I wrote my comment. Indeed, that was bad enough and those who have sought to further their various agendas using it are some real (insert favorite epithet here).

    I don’t claim to be an expert on the matter, but if what I’ve read is accurate, what happened at Beslan is in a league of it’s own.

    Comments 76 and 93 are just icing on the cake.

    Hands down, no contest, Giduck for the win.

    On a side note, I may be getting the LBJ book you recommended to me for Christmas. 🙂 Looking forward to learning what a dogturd he really was.

  11. Cash Money says “Phil went from tough to turkey.”

    Cash Money says “I would pay money (good money) to be in that employee pool.”

    Cash Money also says “I wonder what Veterans within APL think about Phil’s behavior and their job security as it seems Phil steals from Veterans and their accomplishments.”

  12. Let’s examine the legal aspect of it.

    1 – Git(**)ucked has pestered the life out of several people through legal channels, always losing, but still costing them money, and doing it himelf.

    2 – Monkeyass/Affenteil has engaged the services of a sock puppet/troll/idiot to do the same thing for him, while he cleans out the accounts and the safe preparatory to running.

    Git**ucked is a do-it-yourselfer. Monkeyass is not.

    Do not drink and vote.

  13. Who else would pay a shitload of money to see a debate over who deserves to be the biggest shitbag? Even better have asshat underling debate between Paulie-boy and whoever Giduck has to defend him. Thinking of this has me literally giggling.

  14. I still have to go with Phildo.

    He managed to get a guy to publicly sink any chance he ever had of having a decent reputation, and that of his wife, and still was too much of a lazy douchebag to handle things himself.

  15. @ Smitty. No I just want them both to win because they so deserving in their own special ways.

  16. And do not forget Phil’s Law Enforcement claims or “Instant Indian” status.

    Imitating public servants and stealing from Great People and Nation(s) for personal, professional and financial gain.

    Low.

  17. Both of the finalists have done things that have made them finalists for the Ballduster… and both of them have the potential to sell out this country based on the lies they have and continue to tell about their military service. Having co-winners would be a disappointment for some, but it may be appropriate in this case.

    The way I see it is like this – if a FSB agent approached either one of these douche-bags and asked them to sell out the USA, both of them would do it in a heartbeat… they have nothing resembling morals that most other people have.

  18. Green Thumb: I agree that both are turds. The difference is in scope and scale.

    Monkey-man is a dog turd. In contrast, GIDuck is a brontosaurus turd.

  19. Shovel-do versus Phildo.

    I voted, and I usually if not always vote once.

    No stuffing ballot boxes here.

    I feel like I need to puke and take a bath.

    Clash of the Fucking Shitbag Titans.

  20. @131.

    I agree.

    But I would posit that if scale and scope were reversed things would shake out differently.

    Primary, secondary and tertiary impacts could favor phil (I refuse to capitalize his name anymore).

    Assclown taking taxpayer dollars, stealing from this country and competing against and taking from Veteran-owned businesses to line his pockets.

    Type A (X) personality and leadership style for his own betterment. Will the real PR COL please step up!?!

    But still maintains “authority” due to his buying the drinks and using his personal statuses (SEAL, LEO, NA) to solidify that aspect and that revenue stream. (I would say pay the bills, but it does not seem they have payed their phone bill recently; a bad sign)

    Plus, this fool probably has cleaned out the safe.

    There is a history lesson in this that Giduck should have learned if he spent all of that time in the USSR.

    But as the bio stated, Phil is still rolling with the taxpayers dollars; stealing from programs, projects and grants that could help this country.

    Just an observation.

  21. After reading @76, I not only want to shove the well oiled Golden Shovel up Dilducks donkey, but also the three individuals in SOA/SFA who backstabbed #76. Jeezus.

    Trio of Bedwetters

  22. @135 “Primary, secondary and tertiary impacts could favor phil (I refuse to capitalize his name anymore).”

    Hey, GT… Big oops. Check your next to last sentence, #135

  23. I am usually hesitant to speak on this subject, but I believe the FIRST PLACE recognition gained from this prestigious honor will, and rightly so, be spread to all,near and far in this great land. And most especially, it will spread to agencies using Fed $ for training.

    So,I vote once each day,(properly)and I always vote for Sir John. And here’s why.

    I was one of the named and served Defendants. The last thing on my pea-brain mind when I made a post, was that on Jun 11,2011, I was going open my door to a gentleman serving me a subpoena instigated by Dr. Strangelove.

    Thus far,about a year now, this retiree is in debt to the tune of $7,000 and climbing for EACH post I made regarding the subject.

    Dude, out of well over 400 post made on the good Dr., I made a total of FIVE!…. FIVE! The whole thing is so surreal, I feel like I’m Captain Willard walking around the village after beheading Col Kurz!

    And, yeah, we won the initial battle, but the war continues. And each move made to protect yourself cost.

    So, yeah, I have one hell of a personal reason to vote for Sir John to win. The first paragraph. The honor will spread.

    We have a moral rot in this litigious society. Con artist use the law to scam their way to wealth and power (think politician) by legally taking a mans wealth and possessions from a lifetime of hard work by making a man defend himself in court. As in this case.

    But I’ll be damned if I won’t fight this BULLSHIT to the bitter end, at the risk of losing everything!

    VOTE SIR JOHN

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