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Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

by Jonn Lilyea••2066

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

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2,066 thoughts on “Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL”

  1. I heard a rumor that a couple in Merrit Island, FL came home a few nights ago and discovered that their home had been broken into, and Authorities are certain that the perps were Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul K. Wickre (Gooooogle hit!!!) from two of the clues they found.

    There were straws in their toilet, and their chihuahua was pregnant!!

  2. @1357.

    That’s funny.

    And you know what’s even better?

    Phildo and the boys are reading this shit!

    Yo! Phildo!

    Is APL contracting out any “Stolen Valor?”

    Word (that rhymes with turd; you) has it that your the man, no strike that, your not a man, that the you are the one to ask.

    Any comment Phildo?

    As you sit there and get drunk while simultaneously lying, avoiding phone calls and feeling sorry for yourself, potential business deals are falling by the wayside.

    You should resign, you sack of shit.

  3. Are we just doing this to give this idiot Phillip Dale Monkress (google hit!!!!) the largest number of posts EVAHH?

    Oh, yeah, for Paul K. Wickre (google hit!!) Big Sky Country AIN’T Montana, sport. Never been there in my life.

  5. Biggest Camel toe that I ever saw was in Paul Wickre’s spandex, (Holy Cow Batman! Another Goooooooooooooooooooogle hit).
    Perhaps that is what landed him his “under the desk” job with Phillip Dale Monkress, (Be Bop Baby, another Gooooooooooogle hit for Monkeyshit.) These guys are becoming more infamous than James Janos aka Jesse “The Blob” Ventura; (and Dayum! Got another Goooooooogle hit on him too.).

  6. I’m just pissed that PAUL WICKRE threatened me….3rd grade GERMAN like psychopath! What a tampon…

  7. A DNS hit. Huh, man those are bad news. It really really sucks when your business is computers and yet you can’t stop one of those. That’s just a crying shame. A shame I didn’t get to see the look in their eyes. So much for fucking with the “lower class or working class” some of those people are pretty smart, for “working class” people. Hahaha!!!

    Disclaimer: I had nothing to do with it. Just enjoying the big ole’ slice of karma pi they got served. 😉

  8. A reminder: reread @199

    Monkeyass kept Capt. (retired) Boles onboard for almost 4 years to be APL’s FSO because asshole had the DUI hanging over his head. Monkey was successful delaying his DUI trial so he could build his business and make himself look good in the community. (After all, who could dispute what a great guy he is — unless of course you know about his lies of stolen valor, lies of Native American heritage, lies of small business status, and on and on?)

    Stolen valor is the key issue of this blog, but the list of lies goes on and on.

    What an asslicking, drunken, cokehead, jerk.

  10. For the record, I had nothing to do with the DNS hit. That’s pretty low-rent, really, and Phildo Maximus isn’t worth the potential legal hassles. Pauly boy isn’t really either.

    Though their absence makes me concerned for their safety. I wonder if something bad happened to them.

    Or maybe Paul switched his superglue and chapstick and is stuck to Phildo’s pubic thatch face-first.

  11. Watching the Lord’s work being done has never been so much fun.

    Life is hard, it’s a lot harder when you’re Phillip Dale Monkress’ minions and stupid.

  12. streetsweeper, you are done. tracked,traced and not so glib in the near future

    ed

    Wull, ed? Why dontcha just load your happy ass up and come visit for a spell? Would you like my address, town AND telephone number so that you won’t need to work to locate me?

    The ball is in your court, pal.

  14. For the record, I had nothing to do with the DNS attack, either. I heard about it through an anonymous friend I have. I told this anonymous friend what was happening and they looked over the blog and did it themselves.

    I wish I had those kinds of skills, but when it comes to computers, my repair knowledge usually involves hitting it with a rock until it works again.

    And, streetsweeper, thank you for throwing the ball into Phillip Dale Monkress’ (google hit) court. Too often, people never play with the special ed kids on the playground.

  16. I’m a grunt and my computer skills consist of searching for porn and checking my email so I’m with Julie, what’s a DNS hit?

  18. I had to look it up. DNS = domain name server

    It’s like the man said: sewage occurs.

  19. Every time I think of Phillip Dale Monkress the snotweasel and his snot-drooling sidekick Paul Wickre (Google hit!!) I think that those are two critters whose Fathers took their first look at them after they were born and told their mommas that they should have flushed twice!!
    They both tread water easily because SHIT FLOATS!!

  20. I love Anonymous, the group. They use to be a bunch of punk kids out to just mess up stuff, but the past few years they’ve taken on social causes to right certain wrongs. I’ve always hoped they’d get involved with Stolen Valor causes. I’m so very glad they have, we need more of them to look into these idiots.

  22. Shout out to APL employees:

    Is this for whom you wish to work?

    Now I am talking to the Junior employees, not the Senior staff that looks the other way (with their bonuses).

    Is this the man you want signing your paychecks? Giving you awards? Recognizing you for achievement?

    I know times are tough, but this is bad….really bad.

    Sometimes a person must step forward (unlike the PR COL) and say “Enough is enough”.

  23. What about those charitable donations, Phil?

    Any numbers because they do not seem to be there.

  25. Phil,

    If I was an employee of APL; what would you tell me?

    That is the question.

    ???

  27. Valkyrie: thank you for the link to Edible Anus. I think I may buy some of these for my bosses. They can draw whatever conclusions they like.

    Did you see my info for you on another thread re: finishing of your dad’s .38?

  30. If anyone hears if he gets called into court and what the results may be, drop it in here.

    Mondays suck, this one in particular. I could use the laugh.

  31. @1383 ExHack – You’re welcome, I hope it comes in handy. And no I’m sorry I didn’t see anything about my Daddy’s gun. I’ve commented so much (probably more then I should) that I can no longer follow all the posts. Hondo has my e-mail plus I’m friends on Facebook with Frankly, Julie Weir and a couple others, if you can offer some advise. Or point in the direction of the post. Thanks so much.

  32. Was it quiet again last night? No bugs, no invasions, no attacks by Paul Wickre (google hit!!) or Phillip Dale Monkress? (google hit!!) Excellent vigilance!

    If so, then you are all doing your jobs properly. You should be commended. I commend you.

  35. Good Morning Troops.

    In the spirit of the budget cutbacks in Washington and to honor the Marines at various FOBs having to live in austere conditions without a hot for the midrats,

    Monday’s Phillip Dale Monkress (dickbite)(Google hit!) and Paul K Wickre (buttmunch)(Google hit!) and Thread will be serving your choice of the following MREs:

    Chili with Beans
    Chicken Fajita
    Chicken with Noodles
    Pork Sausage w/Gravy
    Mediterranean Chicken
    Beef Roast w/Vegetables
    Beef Brisket
    Meatballs w/Marinara Sauce
    Beef Stew
    Chili and Macaroni
    Vegetable Lasagna
    Spicy Penne Pasta
    Cheese Tortellini
    Ratatouille
    Mexican style chicken stew
    Pork Rib
    Maple Sausage
    Beef Ravioli
    Sloppy Joe
    Spaghetti w/ Meat Sauce
    Lemon Pepper Tuna
    Asian Beef Strips
    Chicken Pesto Pasta
    and Southwest Beef & Black Beans

    http://www.mreinfo.com/us/mre/menus-xxxii-2012.html

    Thanks again to all for your commitment to this thread and the cause.

  36. What, Chip? No grilled lobster and ribeyes? You meanie! I’m gonna cry to my Congressman!!! Waaaahhhhhh!!!

    /Camp Leatherneck whiners
    //Yeah, I went there.

  37. @NHSparky

    While I can’t confirm at all if that’s the exact DoS they did, a DNS DoS is usually executed by forcing the DNS server to recursively execute queries, this throws them into a loop, soon enough they will just stop resolving thus the domain never gets translated into the IP address, thus it can never be routed.

    For the record I have nothing to do with the DoS (I personally believe DoSing is kinda lame) but it is amusing to see they can’t stop something as pedestrian as that type of DoS such a fail..

  38. @1393.
    I was them Gol-Dang Chinese!! I jest know it……”Kew-kew-kew-kew!”
    /Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

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  40. @1394 it was them chinese metasploits!!! PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!

    LoL it can only be Rosco P Coltrane if they come out from behind a tree or a sign! 😛 even on “them internets”!

  41. Yes, thank you, Hondo. The awesomeness of this meta-thread has overwhelmed my recollection of where I offered some suggestions. I should’ve cautioned my info is probably worth what Valkyrie is paying for it.

    The crickets are deafening. One of you adepts needs to rile up Phillip Dale Monkress and his pet mouthpiece Paul K Wickre (double Google hit!)

  43. For what it’s worth, the first THREE Google hits on Monkress all cycle right back to this space (including to the entries for 2 other fakers.)

    That’s a big dripping slice of awesome. Makes it easier for the IG types to do their preliminary investigatating.

  45. @1398Ex-PH2: but if he’s not here, if we don’t get stupid input from his minions how are we going to get to 2,000 comments? Come on Phildo you got this you can be the Michael Jordan of the Stolen Valor 2013 tournament!!

    I just hope Paul K Wickre doesn’t go all “Bradley Manning” and ends up in jail and messing up their clients, going hacking around, SQL injection, Cross-Site Scripting, Command Injection, OWASP Top 10 and all. Next he will say he learned everything he knows from Kevin Mitnick, anonymous and others.

    (Now you might be confused by the last paragraph, but google bot index .. LOVED it for sure)

    Maybe we should get some “Pro-bowl” going? I mean this dude is in another league by himself honestly.

    Yo Turdmunch! Ohhh Phiiiildooooooooooo Ohhhhhh Paulaaaaaaaaaaaa ….

    Any Washington DC politician has more class than you Monkress .. AAAANNNYYYY …

    ’nuff said! 🙂

  46. @Lost and Chip, did you guys include the posts on the other columns for Phillip Dale Monkress (google hit!!!) in your count?

    You add those into the total, it could be some kind of awesome sauce for turd burglars. (cred to GT for that one.)

  47. I actually miss Lover Boi and I know Dirk is missing him.
    Paul what’s up? You don’t write you don’t call. Please don’t say it’s over!! Your son needs you!! Who else will teach him to lie cheat and steal? Who else will show him it takes a real piece of poop of a man to defend others who lie cheat and steal? How will he ever grow up and be able to take his rightful place in the Stolen Valor Tourney if you and his Godfather Phil don’t teach him what’s it’s like to be a shadow of a real man?
    Please come back!! (I’ve been on the web and have some new insults)
    Miss you baby!

  49. I just realized, he went into trial .. do we even know if he’s out of jail? They do have computers in county jail tho, you think he can login and post here in between his shower dates?

    Come on Phillip Dale “cocksmith” Monkress and Paul “I’m such as hardcore hacker i hack 127.0.0.1” K Wickre … *puts a fake navy SEAL trident in the floor* HEEEEEERE phildo phildo phildooooo heeeeeeere phildo phildo phildooooo

  50. @1405, if he has gone to trial can you keep tabs on it and let us know thee outcome, would make for a great reason to bump this post back to the front page with a update I think.

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