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Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

by Jonn Lilyea••2066

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

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2,066 thoughts on “Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL”

  2. So I’m pretty confident that he’s full of smoke…. People who usually engage in scare/intimidation tactics have NOTHING but that…
    What a loser

  3. So, it’s quite apparent to me that somebody was drinking.

    1. They tried to incite panic. This ain’t exactly the place to hope to scare someone with “lawer” threats.

    2. WTF did they think was going to happen? Monday’s here. Shouldn’t like, half the user base be in custody by now? Did they think we were just going to forget about the whole shitfest Friday night?

    So, by my math, 1 + 2 = 12, as in a 12-pack, as in the approximate volume of beer needed to prompt someone to spew forth this amount of stupid.

  7. So, last night’s strategy was to clone email addresses and try fishing for intel. What a moron.

    By the way, I see someone from the Brevard County School System visited the blog searching on Monkress’ name.

  8. #507, more like 12 oz. of wine cooler, the choice of rump rangers like Mailbitch!!

  9. I do believe I have had MRE farts that were more worrisome than this guy.

    I keep getting the image of Wile E Coyote with an Acme computer trying to fish for the roadrunners location for some reason.

  10. #509
    I’m sure lots of people in brevard county know about Phil’s actions and I’m sure they are giggling their ass’s off right now!!!!
    The word is spreading

    Keep up the good work

  11. So, he’s a former DS, runs an IT firm, and the best that he can do with a computer is clone some e-mail addresses? It’s no wonder why he has to rely on his Native American Disabled Serviceman scheme to get contracts.

  12. @Robot Wrangler – you owe me another Coke, mine just went all over the place.

  13. Bobo…I was thinking the same thing. Then again, knowing what the DS’s did when I was on radcon duty (Proteus and Holland) it wouldn’t surprise me if he figured he could sit on his laurels, flash some “Navy cred” and figured the cash would come pouring in.

    Oh, he’s not doing the “grunt” work, either. He’s just the front guy–a very slick, lying-his-ass-off-poser figurehead.

  17. @516.

    Law enforcement claims.

    With his impending court date around the corner the local press should be notified to include the prosecutor or local law enforcement.

    That would be funny!

  18. It sounds like he HAD one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, but that was then, this is now. He’s slipped on the peel, tumbled ass over teakettle into the grave, and every day he’s digging himself deeper as fast as he can! As for his computer savvy, I picture him as having about half the brains or competence of either Beavis or Butthead!

  19. Beavis and or Butthead shouldnt be insulted like that. Even amoeba have more smarts and a better grasp on ethics than this gonad gremlin.

  20. So, he’s a former DS, runs an IT firm, and the best that he can do with a computer is clone some e-mail addresses? I

    Uh-huh. But I think you misspelled the type of firm this fartcatcher is running. It’s not an IT firm, it’s a SHIT firm.

  21. I have to ask with all the lawyers out there, if a company lies about being a Native American owned and they are not and have won contract(s) is this a federal crime?? And if a company lies about former employees as part of top secret clearance investigations would that be a crime as well???

  24. @521, RW, I stand corrected. A toadstool growing out of a cow patty in a pasture has far more brains, common sense, respectability, and competence than Monkeyass, and I have at least a million times more respect for said toadstool than I do for that poodle turd!

  25. “Philoneous” Phil Monkress.

    or

    Phil “My Ballsack” Monkress.

    Take your pick.

  26. @520 that’s some funny S@#T right there!

    @523 I’m not a lawyer, but most of those documents you are attesting to the truth thus at least fraud and the return of the money could be executed as it was obtained in falsehood.

    And as for Monkress, he lacks something everyone on this website has .. class

    ’nuff said

  27. I just re-read several of his late night drunken comments.

    I mean, what a fucking stooge this clown is…

  31. @532

    Kind of like that old juggler’s saying, “If you’re going to drop a ball, DROP the ball”?

    I wager ole Monkress knows a thing or two about handling a lot of balls.

  33. @528. At best, Monkeyass mentally lives in Disney’s Fantasy Land or Florida’s space coast, cocaine-induced delusional world of self-aggrandizement. He is no more a SEAL than Mickey Mouse. More like a good sized turd.

  34. @528. At best, Monkeyass mentally lives in Disney’s Fantasy Land or Florida’s space coast, cocaine-induced delusional world of self-aggrandizement. He is no more a SEAL than Mickey Mouse. More like a good sized turd.

  35. @528. At best, Monkeyass mentally lives in Disney’s Fantasy Land or Florida’s space coast, cocaine-induced delusional world of self-aggrandizement. He is no more a SEAL than Mickey Mouse. More like a good sized turd.

  36. @528. At best, Monkeyass mentally lives in Disney’s Fantasy Land or Florida’s space coast, cocaine-induced delusional world of self-aggrandizement. He is no more a SEAL than Mickey Mouse. More like a good sized turd.

  37. @ Green Thumb

    “Philoneous” Phil Monkress.

    That’s not a bad moniker. And now I know you listen to NPR…

    1. I’ve written to the national, too. Someone called and asked me to take down the name of the club, that they were going to handle Monkress locally. So I took the name of the club off of the blog. But then they did nothing, so, I put it back. All I’ve heard back from national is crickets. Fucknuts.

  42. Madison AL,Mineral WV and Marion IN. A tri-fecta!

    Let’s see what your local peers think about your speech, and actions….

  47. Oh man, each poser POS thread gets better and better! I want some lawer threats too!!! In a matter of a week, I’ve probably killed off 10+ hours of pure enjoyment reading all these….

    Please keep it going Monkress… I’ve got my popcorn and ready for more!!!

    Damn, I love this shit!

  48. Southern Class: My guess would be another rather feeble attempt to intimidate by another sock puppet.

  49. It’s gonna be interesting when the new Stolen Valor act goes through. Just sayin’.

  50. When are these retard “muscle” posters gonna get it??? WE AIN’T SCARED & you just look like a total douche minion posting shit.
    Quit being a shit covered tool

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