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Gregory Issac Tambone; phony veteran

by Jonn Lilyea••143

Someone sent us their work on this Gregory Issac Tambone fellow. He’s the owner of Bone Tactical which sells edged weapons and does security work and training. The industry thinks that Bone Tactical is a veteran-owned business;

Mr Tambone has a past that would preclude any military service. For example he was arrested in Florida in 2005;

Oquine Joseph, 20, was a passenger in the car that authorities say was driven by Gregory Tambone, who is accused of shooting Brent Sielaff, 24, at the Shell station in the 5300 block of U.S. 41. The home-invasion robbery happened in the 2800 block of 51st Avenue Terrace West.

A person who saw the shooting recognized that a woman in the shooter’s car was wearing a necklace stolen during the robbery, according to sheriff’s reports. Joseph said he was with Sielaff, 18, and his friends during the robbery, authorities said.

Ten years later, he was charged with rape in Salt Lake City;

A bouncer at a Salt Lake City bar charged in 2016 with raping a woman has been arrested in Florida and returned to Utah.

Gregory Tambone, 31, of Bradenton, Florida, was charged with rape, a first-degree felony, in April of 2016. He used to work as a bouncer at The Hotel, 155 W. 200 South.

In August of 2015, a woman said “she and some friends were out celebrating at a local bar” when “she went to The Hotel bar where she met with defendant Gregory I. Tambone where he works as a bouncer,” according to charging documents.

The two had met a month earlier and exchanged numbers, the charges state.

“As she was leaving the bar, Tambone asked (her) if she wanted a private tour of the building before she left,” according to court documents.

When they got to an upper level, Tambone removed the woman’s clothes “and forced her to engage in sexual intercourse with him” despite multiple pleas from the woman of “stop” and “no,” the charges state.

An arrest warrant for Tambone was issued on April 25, 2016. His initial appearance in court in Salt Lake was scheduled for Tuesday.

The National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”

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143 thoughts on “Gregory Issac Tambone; phony veteran”

  1. Another bone eared assfish of a Soldier of Fortune wannabe, I hope Bubba & Thor break him in really well once he’s in prison!

        1. After Bubba, Thor, Julio, and Tiny get through with him, he should be renaming his company “Boned Tactlessly”. 🙄

        1. Except for Dennis Howard Chevalier, a.k.a. Denny H Chevalier, phony combat C-130 pilot, phony Gulf War veteran, phony SWAT veteran, etc. A blobfish is more appropriate for him.

          1. Ole Dennis Chevalier use to be my boss in 2015-2016 in Dallas lol I couldn’t believe it when I google searched his name all kinds of stuff came up haha

      2. OH, there is also a Wrasse Fish that is known as the “Slippery Dick”, I insist that you check it out yourself if you don’t believe me, according to what I understand, it lives in shallower depths especially around reefs. This video has a Diver named Jill in it and Jill is playing with a bunch of Slippery Dicks on this dive. RELAX, it’s safe for work, Clergy, kids AND prudes as long as you don’t say the name of the fish she’s playing with. ANYWAY, here’s Jill the Diver playing with a bunch of Slippery Dicks:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkjSDqHRK8

        1. That was a running gag for a while on the Letterman show. If memory serves it was before he bailed on NBC.

          “And them’s good eatin!”

  3. Hey it’s a Hemmroid with two legs and a anus for a face
    Hope you enjoy your Google fame Gregory Issac Tambone

  5. Just visited his Facebook page and learned he
    invented the “bone breaker keychain self-defense tool”. Oooooooooohhhhhhhh!

    Hey EX-PH2, he even has something for the ladies included with an order……..

    “One lucky Bone Hawk customer will receive this previously worn loin cloth (I can autograph it at special request)”. LMAO

    What a gerbil fister!

    3. Eeeewww! Groooossssssss!

      Someone stop him before he pisses off all those pseudo-feminist SJW femminazis!

      Wait – never mind. It’s only rightful and correct that he should be thrown to those wolves, isn’t it?

  6. I now christen thee Tampon, which shall be your name henceforth. Tambone wasn’t sufficiently descriptive of you. You will reside in Google infamy until the end of time.

    1. Or at least pretending to reside in Honduras. There does seem to be some sort of discrepancy … Florence, Alabama, keeps showing up in some searches.

    3. The above-linked article about the rape says that he was arrested in Florida on a warrant and that he’s currently a guest of Utah’s tax payers awaiting trial.

      1. Good catch Jonn. I misread the dates. Although it would seem someone is still posting via his FB and Instagram accounts.

        1. The date on his Youtube Video is April 28. 2018… Yesterday. Unless someone else is putting it up and making comments about 18 hours ago talking about how he doesnt work in the US anymore

        1. Yeah, if it was a 10% bond, he only had to come up with $7500, and he would be gone. He’s staring at a long stretch in the graybar hotel, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility that he’s hanging out in Honduras now.

  9. Overland expeditions, huh?

    Who the hell says that? Like he’s going to go find Lake Victoria or Admiral Byrd his way to a pole.

    If he was convicted of any of those felonies, then he must have used one of those loopholes to get that assault rifle.

      1. Or perhaps from Ambassador Worldwide. Paging Green Thumb! Green Thumb to the white courtesy phone, please!

      2. Throwing burning squirrels into trees for signal purposes…

        The jokes write themselves.

        I almost forgot about “The Stunningly Stupid Agency”.

        Thanks for the reminder, and the laugh.

  12. Gregory Isaac Tambone just replied to my facebook message to him:
    “Thanks for sharing. Unfortunately there’s a lot of falso information out there about me. Have a great day.”
    I invited him here to try to unfuck himself.

  13. Now I see the hook- overpriced tacticool crap and the Warrior Adventures’ 501(C) Non-Profit status charity, please donate!

    I don’t THINK so, Muffy.

  14. Here’s an idea to consider: before he gets out of jail in Utah, someone could notify all those pink pussyhat wearers from January 2017 and all the feminazis from that ‘nasty girls’ meet-up, tell them to gather together because someone needs to receive a fitting punishment for bad behavior.

    Once they’re all lined up in two long rows with – oh, say, whip antennas?? – turn him loose and push him down the line between those rows.

    If there’s anything left of him, let the crows have it.

    What a scumbag sewer pump.

  15. What kind of guy thinks it’s a good idea to take pictures of himself holding multiple weapons while blocking a bunch of scantily clad Asian chicks in the trunk of an SUV? I don’t have to make many assumptions to get from there to some real bad shit.

      1. Been to Peru lately? IIRC, the PM there in the 90’s was a boorish lout and a real nasty focker by the name of Alberto Fujimori.

    2. He also is wearing the American flag upside down in that picture. Fuckstick. He deserves the men he is going to meet in lockdown.

  16. looks like he pulled a real boner. I hate to ask this, but is he originally from Florida??

    1. From the letter:

      “I was now branded a convicted felon for life.”

      Settles that little mystery.

    2. Gregory Tambone, is a regular “it was them, not me” kind of guy, isn’t he? He holds the gun, shoots someone, takes a plea, and it is someone else’s fault. He has a story about consensual sex, but is charged with rape. And that mother, that manic depressive mother. Dang President Trump, can’t you do an Obama and pardon the felon?

    4. Its amazing! He left out the part where he joined the military and served his country. Gave a detailed account of his life, down to his father’s political affiliation but nothing remotely hinting to any service to our country. Lol. Maybe when he was locked up as a teen it was a military school type of program. Those were real popular 20 years ago. He was in the lavender berets…a covert group of teenage inmates that bubba sold to the other inmates to do special missions.

  18. Security work as a felon.

    MY SIDES!

    Also a phony veteran?!

    Also a potential rapists?!

    Good grief, what a massive shitbag.

    2. And according to a couple interweb sites, he’s broken bond, and is wanted by the ATF for felon in possession of a firearm.

      Here’s my surprised look.

    1. That is to show that he is in distress. Cuz face it, his life has become pretty distressing now that all his lies and the bad shit he has done have caught up with him. Once they catch him, the BJT gang are going to have fun with him in the “pokey.”

  21. Cigar…check
    Tiny ballistic Vest…check
    Black SUV…Check
    Shaved head…Check
    Pistol…check
    Tricked out rifle…Check
    Six ugly chicks in back of said SUV…check

    Totally legit operator, 1 ea.

  22. http://www.mugshots.com shows 4 agg. assaults for Gregory I. Tambone in Fla. In Utah he has a wreckless driving conviction. And the warrant for rape. He was arrested for the warrant in April. He has a bail of $ 75,000 and might be released !! He might be back in Honduras . The Embassy knows about him .

  23. The Salt Lake Sheriff website , booking info Shows Gregory Issac Tambone booked for Rape on 4-5-2018 @ 20:42 booking # 18017077 ( http://www.iml.slsheriff.org) He did make bail several days later. He is not listed at the sheriff inmate roster as of 4-10-2018 . With 5 violent felonies convictions in Fla. and a rape in Utah . How was bail a option ?

  24. He has several videos on youtube / Bone Tactical. Showing him traveling from Alabama .His website makes a ref. to a charity Adventure ?? in Alabama. He is then in Nashville , Tenn. If he is on bail. I do not think he can cross a state line. With his wife ? Is he on the run again !

  25. His charity Warrior Adventures is based in Lauderdale , Alabama . Is it a fake as well ?? The Herald – Tribune Jul. 29 , 2005 stated that Greg shot Brent Sieloff at the Shell Station at the 5300 blk. of U.S. # 41. He later was charged with Agg. Assault in Florida 4 times .In Utah he was arrested for wreckless driving and the the Rape warrant was issued in 2015 . This is his 7 th arrest and 6 th felony .

  26. There are several art. at Recoil online magazine on Bone Tactical products. They removed the true but negative comments. They need to remove the articles in stead .

  27. This guy is full of shit. So you’re providing private security for people in central and south america. Well you can’t provide security for international business people because they probably need to travel to do their business and they’re not going to change that for their security guard which leads us to just about the only other people with a lot of money and need for private security, the cartels. But you’re being hunted by the cartels too right? So who the hell are you working for. Does the central/south america mule rental service really need private security?

  28. His name is not Gregory Issac Tambone it is Robert William Fisher and he is on the FBI most wanted list. In April 2001 He shot his wife in the back of the head and slit his two childrens throats from ear to ear, then lit candles in the house and broke a gas line which ten hours later blew up and burned the house but not down. Just sayin, still POS

    2. Greg Tambone would like to be on the most wanted list. He calls himself a “international fugitive”. Sadly, he’s just a rapist.

  29. That’s really sad. He has now hooked up with Josef Ewert and they are traveling and worked no together. Birds of a feather…

  30. Recoil magazine published that my company was veteran owned and operated (without contacting me first) because at that time I was completely “dark” with nothing in my name and my company was technically owned and operated by veterans of the US Military.
    I have never made false claims of any kind which can easily be verified with about 5 minutes of investigation. I don’t know if this post is some sort of personal vendetta or not, but I do know it’s nothing more than defamation and slander.

    1. The above information shows otherwise. How about addressing each of what you think is a “false” claim, then providing what you think are the facts, instead of simply dismissing them as false.

        3. I have “done something”, junior. That “something” included dealing with shitbirds like you. Tacticool junkies and criminals feeding at the edges of legitimacy with wild schemes of being the next Erik Prince.

          Everyone knows you guys are knuckleheads and the only jobs you can get is standing in front of the checkpoint serving as the lure for the fish.

          Last, even if the story in Recoil Magazine was incorrect, it was your responsibility to correct it for the record. You met that responsibility the same way you have met all of your life responsibilities; you ran out on it and blamed others.

          No, you are not anyone who has “done something” of any significance or note. You are just a leech on the ass of better men and women.

          So STFU and go back to hiding out with whoever your sugar daddy is today–he needs a sammitch.

    2. Yay, ZOMBIE THREAD~!

      Hey Greggy,
      Come back early and come back often. We haven’t had a chew toy in a long time.

      Oh and you have nailed a couple of items on the TAH Bingo card.

      “defamation and slander.”.

      Yeah, not when the truth is exposed.

      Go read this fucknugget…maybe you can get a clue…

      https://www.azuse.cloud/?p=39711

      If you’re emailing or commenting to threaten us with legal repercussions, you’ll be better off emailing our lawyer at seaveyattorney[at]gmail[dot]com because you’re only going to be further humiliated if you do it in the public forum. To save you some typing, charging us with libel or slander is charging us with making false statements. So unless you’re prepared to prove that any of our statements about you are false in court, please refrain from using those terms.

      1. Chip, glad you are getting some enjoyment from this sir. It’s immediately apparent that you are of the keyboard warrior persuasion. Having a popular following as well as haters to boot I’m familiar with your type. The type that gets their enjoyment in life from online crap talk and instigation of people they would never confront in the real world. That being said, I am not that type, and yes my record speaks for itself. The violent felonies I’ve been charged with and then acquitted of after surviving multiple assasination attempts is the stuff that guys like you dream about while “stolen valor hunting” and trolling. Therefore I’ll end the discussion with this, I see that you’ve redacted this article to make it look less like slander. I’m not going to sue you. At the end of the day the only thing this does is drive people to my website who immediately realize that I’m the real deal and then buy some of my equipment. So thank you. Please post more hate, and make sure you spell my name right. Bone out.

        2. Boy this guy is full of himself, now, isn’t he?
          “From the top of his head, to the tip of his toes, from the end of is micro dick, to the tip of his nose.”

          Oh and I haven’t redacted shit Greggy, “in this article to make it look less like slander”, because I’m just a commenter here, I have no control over this blog.

          I’m just calling em’ like I sees them.
          A shit stain liar and typical narcissistic behavior and response.

        3. Greggy here would be funny if he wasn’t so pathetic.

          He knows he is a fake. But the sweet, sweet nectar of his own lies is addicting.

          He will be in prison talking mad shit about how he was the next Erik Prince…without all of the actual Erik Prince accomplishments.

        4. Yeah, cause nothing makes we want to buy overpriced unnecessary shit like the “owner” being a total shitbag felon loser.

          WTF could possibly go wrong?

      2. Haters come with the territory when you’re an industry leader. It’s sad to see these kind of people pushing the agenda of tyranny and supporting the stripping of individual freedoms but most know I’m not the type to sue. For every person who wants to try and drag my name down there’s a thousand supporters of the good fight. Here’s what they don’t want you to know: https://www.bonetactical.com/greg-tambone-bio.html

        1. Industry leader…LOL

          Murder, robbery, rape, DUI, fraud.

          This dude has dived past full potato to chunk of lead. Yes, he is that dense.

    5. “I don’t know if this post is some sort of personal vendetta or not”

      Well, if it were me and I didn’t know the answer to that I would damn sure find most skippy. And if I felt threatened I would go to the police. And get a Lawer.

      1. Also, Greg… hope you haven’t been convicted of a Felony. All of those pics could be pretty incriminating if your PO or local law enforcement saw them.

          1. Oh, fuck, it’s too fucking early for this bullshit.

            Just turn yourself in and take your punishment like a man.

          2. INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.
            Got it.
            BBWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

            What. A. Fucking. CLOWN.

            “industry leader”
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (nope)

            “It’s immediately apparent that you are of the keyboard warrior persuasion”
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nope dickhead,
            I actually served 23 years which is 23 years more that you did.
            You. Ain’t. Jack. Shit. Doodily.

            “The violent felonies I’ve been charged with and then acquitted of after surviving multiple assasination attempts is the stuff that guys like you dream about while “stolen valor hunting” and trolling. ”

            Hey ASSASS, try learning how to spell.

            No I don’t dream of being a felon.
            You have some high standards there bitch tits.

            “At the end of the day the only thing this does is drive people to my website who immediately realize that I’m the real deal and then buy some of my equipment.”

            OK there Mr Moneybags and everyone’s hometown hero.

            I took a look at your shitty website and the most impressive thing on there is your fairy tale Bio which reads like a bad mental case cheap dime store wanna novel.

            Here’s how many high falutin’ customers you probably have… 0.

            We can only hope that soon we have a follow up that you’re behind bars and Bubba has made you his bitch for some smokes in the kilik and you’re regularly taking it up the ass all while crying like a 12 year old girl.

            I can’t wait to see what other shit you dream up next.

            Oh you forgot to say you were working undercover with the CIA and the NSA and that the President has your secret cell phone number on speed dial.

            Come on dickhead, up your game a little, OK?

            BACK TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE and YAY GOOGLE for Gregory Issac Tambone; phony veteran, liar, rapist, robber, thief, liar, bullshit artist extraordinaire. Well, at least you’re good at one thing.

            1. He can’t admit to being a veteran his bio is fabricated. ..he is a spook. He is deep the pubic personna is all cover.

      1. ChipNASA, did I copy your traffic correctly; ie That Gregory Issac Tambone is a phoney veteran,liar, rapist, robber, thief, liar, bullshit artist extraordinaire?

        Is this a piece of work or what? Real easy to settle all this mofo. Man up with the proof of your claims.

        Bet you’d like to have a Bone Tamped. More training for your new gig as lead towel boy at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear). Parasite on Society.

  31. Looks like Greggy can’t figure out that the people who post comments generally are veterans… and he isn’t anything at all.

    So much whining. So little time to listen to it.

  32. Greg, ever figure out it’s neither fun nor smart to piss on an electric fence?

    But I must say, it’s pretty fucking entertaining watching you do it from my end.

    Wonder how much your bail bondsman would like to have you back in UT? Probably wouldn’t be too hard to find them, now would it?

    Little IP check here, little phone call there, and viola! Greg is playing prison bitch once again.

    1. Since ol’ Greg was a “political prisoner”, I’m guessing that he loves himself the COCKMEAT SAMMICH, SOUTH-OF-THE-BORDER STYLE!

  33. I’m kinda wondering whether Greg “the Blowhard” Trombone here even realizes that 10 USC 1073 makes crossing state lines to avoid felony prosecution a Federal felony. And if he’s skipped bail in Utah while felony charges are pending against him, well, . . . .

  34. Make a motion for the deployment of the “Continent of Insults” for this fool lying POS Gregory Issa Tambone. Do we have a 2nd?

    1. OK, I’ve been thinking about this all day after this came back from the dead and then ole Faggotry Tampon Trumbone came in and had the *gall* to give *ME* shit?

      Yeah, Roberts Rules on TAH says, A request has been identified and then do we have a Second?

      1. OK, per the rules, we had this initial request, a Second, and then an Aye vote so Gregory, bend over and get ready to start training for your eventual jail sentence…..

        The Continent of Insults®™
        (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
        THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!
        …Gregory “Gaygory” Issac “I suck” “Faggotry Tampon Trumbone” Tambone. , NEVER a Veteran, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper,
        You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, wait of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON?? Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles,
        you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains,

        1. a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it,
          may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P. ) , is a phoney veteran,liar, rapist, robber, thief, liar, bullshit artist extraordinaire, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian and of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
          If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
          Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
          Here endeth the lesson.

  35. Looks like we have our “winner” for next week’s “Blast from the Past”. :mrgreen: So much baloney from Gregory Isaac Tambone, phony Veteran, that it requires a post of its own. Gregory, you’ve pumped out so much baloney that you’re on the way to be an industry leader in that area.

  36. Love it when Stolen Valor alumni come back to re-grace the pages here at TAH. With our elite BFTP team on the hunt, next week should be epic.
    Stay tuned…

    2. I know it’s only Monday lunchtime, but, I thought old Greggy here deserves to be back out on the main page…..

      Oh and 5th/77th FA
      You did copy my traffic correctly; ie That Gregory Issac Tambone is a phoney veteran,liar, rapist, robber, thief, liar, bullshit artist extraordinaire?

      Is this a piece of work or what? (Yes) Real easy to settle all this mofo. Man up with the proof of your claims. ” (Won’t happen)

      As for Main Page and Google Fame?!?!?!
      YAY MOAR FOR GREGGY!!!!!

      I agree

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI

  37. I’m kinda sad Ole’ Gay Suck Tampon hasn’t come back here dropped his pants and pissed all over everything and run away again.
    I do like zombie threads and chew toys.

    Maybe next week.
    Maybe for Christmas.

  38. I have been confused about this guy’s past.

    I know he was arrested when he was 18. Trying to figure out how he made the Football team at the University of North Alabama.

    Also trying to figure out how he earned a Degree in 3 years at that College, when the norm is 4 years.

    Is this really him commenting here? Did he really write his Bio as a way to confess his sins, to cleanse his soul, to start anew? In one of his videos, he implied that he regret his past mistakes and had turned his life to God.

    Is he communicating from Utah…or abroad?

  39. I hope Greggy stews all weekend knowing that we’re all in his head and Google Loves him.

  40. OK It’s Tuesday and I’m feeling creative and generous.

    “Hey Mister Tambourine Man, post your bullshit for me
    I’m not sleepy and there ain’t no place I’m goin’ to
    Hey Mister Tambourine Man, keep your shit coming for us,
    In the jingle jangle TAH morning, we’ll come followin’ your shit
    Take me for a trip upon your magic swirlin’ shit
    All your life has been posted
    And my keyboard has your shit
    And Google gonna post
    Wait only for many post the following
    I’m ready to go anywhere
    You are posting in your underwear
    On to our own parade of posters, we’re following you
    I promise to follow you all
    Hey all you Stolen Valor Bitches, post your shit for us
    We’re not sleepy and there ain’t no place we’re goin’ to
    Hey, all you Stolen Valor Bitches, post your shit for us
    In the jingle jangle Google, We’ll come followin’ you

    (There you go. Like the The Continent of Insults®™ , feel free to modify and maybe I’ll start a song library.
    I think there’s a nice ballet of the Green Beret around I should save…..)

    1. Dude is such an egomaniacal douchnozzle, I bet he likes to try to take his tiny pee pee and tuck it back and stick his tactical bone in his own ass and then congratulate himself about it.
      Jesus Christ.

    2. BLUF: Fed, state and local law enforcement officials love videos like this. It make getting a warrant soooooo much easier.

      What a tool.

  43. I’m sure this page does a lot of good exposing individuals who have stolen valour from veterans. Greg has been open about his past, but to my knowledge has never has claimed to be a soldier. You’ve accurately exposed his charges and that’s all fine, but this just seems to be a Yelp review by people who are jealous of a guy doing something with his life. Reputation as it is, Greg is showing people can personable even after prison and being charged with crimes. I enjoy watching his YouTube channel

    2. Yeah. I’m jealous of a convicted felon and sex offender. You guys showing up here all drank the kool- aid at Greg’s place didn’t you. Never drink the kool- aid.

  45. Hate on this guy all you want. I’ve never heard him claim to be a military veteran of any sort. I’ve watched a lot of his videos and was highly entertained. I also learned a lot of things I never knew. He’s making a living off what he knows and loves. Leave the dude alone

  46. I’ve watched a fair amount of Greg Tambone’s videos, and never once have I seen or heard him claim that he served in the military. Calling him a “phony soldier” is bullshit. He’s a guy who’s been in some scraps and had some crazy stuff happen to him. That’s all. His products seem like quality. You don’t have to serve in the military for your opinions on combat related things to matter. You also don’t have to serve to do private contracting.

    2. Yeah, you kinda do have to serve in the military for your opinions on combat to matter. It’s the difference between an educated opinion and not talking out of your arse. Trombone is a hack. He’s a convicted felon who can’t even be in possession of a firearm. This has to be Greg. I don’t think there’s anyone naive enough to believe what you just wrote. Phony soldier is about the nicest thing that can be said about Greg.

    3. “Attention in Walmart, clean up in aisle 4, we seem to have a sock puppet that has crapped his pants, pissed himself, puked on the floor and now is sitting there is his own effluent sobbing like a little baby.”

  47. I’m here for the giveaway BUT I do support BONE TACTICAL and Greg has always denied being in the Military. support support support!!

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