Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Alton Doyle Glenn who chose to get in a pissing contest on the internet with some real snake-eaters who called him out for his claims of being a SEAL and a Vietnam veteran. Here he is with his little SEAL ballcap;
Well, he was in the Navy, more than two years after the fall of Saigon;
Yeah, six weeks in the Navy – he didn’t even finish boot camp, but now he’s a damn SEAL.
Loser. He needs a new hobby, maybe something to do with cleaning portapotties by hand.
I think you spelled ‘tongue’ wrong
If he was a real nam vet he would already know how to clean a shitter.
1. Pull the half barrel of shit out from under the floor.
2. Add some diesel fuel and light her up.
3. Stir often.
4. Repeat until ordered to stand down.
Sounds right. and that ain’t no shit.
I learned how to do that in Desert Storm as a boot Cpl, so know that skill set lived on for quite awhile.
I got some great pics of it, or at least as good as the could be with a cheap Kodak 110 camera…ah, the good ol’days.
At least now you have a marketable skill. Be sure to include “Precious Metals Recovery Expert” to your resume. That one landed me the current job that I have.
And here’s the Christmas present we’ve been waiting for.
Almost one year to the day that Killer Killam showed up, we get his twin brother who’s a six week SEAL.
Thank You, Jonn and a very Merry Christmas to you and yours.
The resemblance is uncanny.
Digging the Hulk Hogan Fu-Manchu in the 2nd pic….friGen poser.
Pretty obvious he was enlisted into to “Seal Boot” – a covert, concentrated course – and then shipped off to the CIA to solo patrol the Mekong taking out high value VC and NVA assets. Pretty sure he was in on the John Kerry rescue. After ETS his records were sealed and covered and shipped to St. Louis just in time for the fire.
He looks like one of those “Vietnam vets” who supported Kerry…
This turd weasel (his catagory) are some of the worst that do this sort of shit. I’m referring to the cocksuckers who join, but who either go awol after boot camp or become the pussy-cowards that can’t finish for either mental or physical issues. In my mind they are worse than the cowards who play dress-up and are too chuckenshit to sign the blank check the rest of us signed. I despise his type the worst of all!
His birthdate is November 1960.
Doing the math is easy on this one. Even a caveman could do it.
He was pretty het up on his FB page about being exposed. Wonder if he’ll come over here?
Exactly, the earliest he could have entered active duty would have been 11/78 if he got a waiver for not finishing high school or 6/17 if he did graduate…both would have required his parents written permission.
I was born in Dec of 1960. If he enlisted in 77 he is not a high school graduate…earliest he could graduate would be 1978.
What a bag of snipe snot.
I was 17 when I graduated high school and had already enlisted in the Army months earlier with a deferred intake date until after I’d graduated, so it does happen.
it could, depending on your birth month. Most of us born in those days were started in K by birth month. Those born after Sep usually waited until the next year so we graduated at 18.
He did not turn 18 until Nov of 78…so….
I went into the Army delayed entry program November 1977, then into Active duty on August 1978 (on my 18th birthday), so it’s possible he was delayed entry program as well. Still no possible way of having Vietnam service time at all though. He gives POS Poser a bad name even!
The FOIA and Arrest Record birth date shows he was inducted into the Navy exactly on his 17th birthday.
Based on his discharge date six weeks later, so I’m guessing the apron strings/umbilical cord just couldn’t quite make the stretch from Texas to Great Lakes.
But he does have that Certificate from the American Legion that proves he was a 12 year old Viet of the Nam SealScoutSniper, so he’s got that going for him.
Dumbass! (in my best Red Foreman voice)
Claw, was that certificate issued to Alton in 1972?
?
Calling Joe Gainey…come out, come out wherever you are…
This clown is just a year older than me (I’m December 1961) and I remember being in Junior High (7th grade) watching TV news stories of the NVA taking Saigon in April of 75.
If he was in Vietnam he was one bad-ass 8th grader, for sure!
I’m sure he was taken out of class during summer vacation by the CIA to help kill NVA/VC. They had to drop him off at his mom’s house by UFO.
I was 11 when the NVA launched its 1972 Easter Offensive across South Vietnam, and I was glued to the TV news every day watching news reports of the ARVN being besieged at An Loc and the Vietnamese Marines retaking Quang Tri. Since I saw it all on TV, that makes me a veteran of the 1972 Easter Offensive. Right? Right?
Odd, I never notice all these vests and patches when I am at the range. I guess they forget their cute vests and Sniper/RECON/SEAL/Ranger patches when they are at the firing line.
Maybe they practice their skulling skills at the range so I never really see them.
Hey, he has a giant “SNIPER” tab on his Biker vest, are we sure he’s fake? /SARC
I noticed that, too, API, and wondered if he knows that advertising like that would quickly get him obliterated in a real combat zone. But then, he couldn’t even finish boot, so he must be a true dumbass.
The MOSTEST fun about this little escapade of his is that he was discharged in January 1978, one of THE worst winters in the Chicago area. Snow was so bad it shut down the highways and O’Hare Airport was buried in snow. The average temperature was 22F. It was SO bad that if you had to wait at the train station in Lake Bluff, you could freeze to death.
Yeah, dumber than a box of bent screws, this one is.
Seriously, has ANY actual sniper ever worn a large “Sniper” patch on a leather jacket?
Only those on snipe hunts wear them.
Was that the winter when they had something like 3-5′ of snow in Iowa and Indiana? And yeah, Anthony Doyle Glenn is about as useful as rubber lips on a woodpecker.
Might have been. There were two bad winters in a row, but I moved into the city before the second one hit. And then, there was the winter of January 1985. Worst freezer ever. Ask anyone who was a Great Lakes then what it was like. We’ve had some doozies, I can tell you.
Or Minnesota. Wind chill was punishing that year. Joined the Marine Corps the next year after graduation and only go back in spring or fall. So cold you could throw a pan of water in the air and it would turn to mist (so I heard. Never tried, too cold).
I was there. January 1985, they opened McD’s on base, but weather was so bad nobody was allowed outside that weekend.
Pipes froze and burst in the chow hall in the middle of the 500 barracks (across the street from BE&E school) and turned the whole place into a hockey rink.
Ah, fun times.
That winter the piles of snow at the end of my driveway were taller than 6′.
The International dealer and one of the Ford dealers donated 4wd pickups to the police department so we could get around.
Most of the restaurants ran out of food on the second day after the blizzard, as did the grocery stores.
Went through Basic at Leonard Wood in the ’77 winter. Lost over a third of our BCT battalion to respiratory illnesses –
was bloody happy to be elsewhere the year after. Bavaria was warm by comparison.
I am not a sniper.
I am not even near the quality shot of my brother who was trying to get into sniper school.
But I don’t advertise what I can do with a rifle or pistol, don’t want to wear those vests that scream “concealed carry”, nothing that makes someone target me as dangerous – except “reading the street”. And I try to do that low-key as well.
This idiot gives those of us with beards a bad name.
One time he went to India and dressed up as a snipe to be hunted. They couldn’t get him. Darn!
I don’t think that he was at Great Lakes long enough to get his dress blues.
He claims on his FB page that he’ll have 40 years of active duty service as a soldier this coming January 5th.
He says VN Era (kinda like my Coastie neighbor that never left NC). But in his case that is a stretch cause all he was was alive as a kid during VN. I was alive during WW2 and Korea so I’m a “Era” vet of those too.
I was born in 1970, so I guess that makes me a Vietnam era “vet” by his reasoning. 🙄 While we’re on it, would those of us alive during the manned lunar landing period of the space program be “lunar vets”? 🙄 Sheesh, some people’s kids. 🙄
I was at a commo site in Germany during the lunah landin. The downlink passed through us for a portion of the flight.
Can I get me a astronaughty badge?
Sniper: a person chasing after snipes; On Fire Island, two naked guys chasing each other in the surf. Take your choice with this guy.
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He swears up and down on his FB page that a “Certification of Nomination” letter from a American Legion recruiting packet mail-out is absolute proof that he served in Viet of the Nam as a SEAL Sniper.
I’m trying to glean as much info as I can before his FB page goes “POOF”, it’s only a matter of time.
I get those letters from time to time. I keep telling the Legion that I rarely drink and do not smoke.
I don’t drink and quit smoking. But, I always thought smoking made me look cool like Robert Mitchum in Thunder Road. My wife doesn’t agree.
“Viet of the Nam”, does that mean I’m now an “Afghani of the Stan” Vet? On the serious side, if I were to ever try to say that for real, I’d appreciate y’all clobbering me in the head until I ceased and desisted.
Eye of the ‘raq?
My only claim to fame…
Where is his service dog? You can’t be a seal and veteran of the Vietnam War without a dog.
Say now, since I enlisted in the Marine Corps a month earlier than he did the Navy I guess I am a Viet Nam vet too?
Where can I get a cool hat to show my legitimacy?
Talk to James Rice from the other day.
He is big on hats.
http://bailbondcity.com/texas/henderson-inmate-GLENN/42262
http://bailbondcity.com/texas/henderson-inmate-GLENN/45987
http://bailbondcity.com/texas/henderson-inmate-GLENN/58161
He has another FB page too – no military claims and not much else on it either, other than he claims to have left high school in ’76, which is inconsistent with his claims of being a Vietnam vet.
https://www.facebook.com/alton.glenn.3
And claiming to be a professional engineer at that. In some states that is a crime unless you have professional certification in that state. I hate phony engineers almost as much as SV assholes.
The college he lists only grants Associate degrees in Engineering Technology and I don’t even see a Structural Engineering Technology option listed.
He must be very special to have a diploma from a program that apparently, doesn’t exist.
Ha, I just knew that a SlUrPeR41 look alike mug shot was out there somewhere.
Can’t wait for him to cometh to get all of us miscreants.
What was that about rancid cherries and Stolen Valor?
I see “Aggravated Assault W/ Serious Bodily Harm” along with aggravated assault and Public Intoxication, looks like he has a violent streak while ThE OtHeR GoOf only had what, Drunk and Disorderly?
Yea, he’s a meany that one. Wonder what family member got the shit end of that stick?
Quite the dresser.
That second shirt looks like one of those beer cap festooned bar tops.
So it seems looking at these he likes to beat on women too. I’m presuming, with the aggravated assault/family charge. What a peach of a man.
Another member of the slapaho tribe? And Stolen Valor is usually the cherry on top of the shit sundae…
Guy has more records than NPRC… (ha ha)
Why can’t I have a leather vest?
D-Bag
Vietnamsniperseal after just six weeks in boot camp; damn this guy was good …///
Alton Doyle Glenn is a washout
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a SEAL
Alton Doyle Glenn is a liar
Alton Doyle Glenn is a punk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a failure
Alton Doyle Glenn needs to move to Florida and get the hell out of Texas
Alton Doyle Glenn is a dishonorable jerk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a lowlife scumbag
As I understand it, trainee discharge in SEAL’s is a serious, but cureable disease…
What a douche, he needs his home town and street address published so he can be shamed by any true vets around !!
Judging by the rap sheet, he lives near my brother-in-law.
Wunderbar…
Cocksucker.
He’s 56 and looks to be in his seventies (at least).
I can’t believe his family members don’t realize he isn’t a soldier and wasn’t in Vietnam.
Bringing it up to him may not be worth the effort to them, considering his rap sheet he’s likely not a reasonable man, amenable to facts and logic thought processes.
I was thinking the same thing about his age. . .
Wow!
I’ve THOUGHT about becoming a SEAL, so I guess that makes me one.
What is it with these cock knocking, no load fucktards?
Biker vest- check
Vietnam
Veteran Patch- check
Sniper Tab- check
Looks totally legit to me…..NOT!
No Doo Rag or Dog. Fail.
Biker beard…Check
Leather Biker vest….Check
Harley…Check
Seal logo….check
The real deal! This piece of shit didn’t even make it out of Great lakes! What a joke! If this is the pussy that Donald trump grabbed, everyone owes Trump an apology!
Isn’t this him as well?
https://www.scam.com/mugshots/alton-glenn-12071704
Also see he is claiming to be Special Forces Assistant Operations and Intelligence SGT.
Very good! That’s probably when he was celebrating too hard after his 500th headshot in Afghanistan.
Headshot? You mean headJOB behind a highway rest area, dontcha?
Maybe he was the pivot man for the 500th “moneyshot” he was in?
Just said hi on facebook.
It’s an honor vest, don’t you know. They’re all the rage.
What is really scary is that he was charged with a DUI in 2015 and another one in 2016, both in NM.
Yeah, he is a Sniper. With his car, getting behind the wheel intoxicated. One of these days, he may end up injuring or worse, killing someone if he is allowed to continue driving while under the influence.
Two DUI’s in NM? Amateur.
He needs at least a couple more before he can run for office there.
The lying bitch has replied to my facebook message to him.
You claim sniper, Vietnam Vet, and SEAL, eh? Yer a lyin’ piece of shit. You couldn’t even make it in the Navy. You fucking posers make me sick, standing in the blood of better men than you could ever be, wanting their glory because you are too spineless to go after it on your own. You want fame? You got it. Your name is going up in Gooooooooooooogle, and that is forever.
https://www.azuse.cloud/?p=69475
Doyle Glenn accepted your request.
Leave me b. You have know idea what the story is or what happened……….
I will support my P. O. W. , Vietnam Veterans, W. W. I. , W. W. Il, all Veterans. If that bothers some, so b it. I have an Honorable Discharge and proudly served my Country…………
I know that you are a poser, that you were only in the Navy for 6 weeks, that you are not a Viet Nam Vet, that you are not a SEAL, and that You are not a Sniper. I know that you are a phony blowhard and that your posing is going to make you gooooogle famous. If you were any kind of legit, you would have made your case with me or at “This Ain’t Hell” blog. We don’t leave a phony b, <as you put it. We will do all that we can to show the world just what you are not. Wearing a silly assed Sniper tab was the first red flag . That baseball cap with the trident on it was another. Being born in November of 1960 proves that you are NOT a VIETNAM VET. Proudly served your country? For 6 weeks? Did you get homesick, being clear up there at Great Lakes TC, and needed to get home to mommy and daddy?
Fuck off.
I know lots of people who proudly support veterans from all eras, but those people don’t make phony claims, wear unearned patches, and tell stories. It is liars like you who wish they had been the men that they pretend to be.
“Fuck Off”? Really? Do you know how many posers have said that to me? Further proof that you are just another liar.
I’ll just talk to some one at the V. A. Today and find the best avenue to take…..
Will you tell them that you are a Vietnam Veteran? That you were in the military at 13 years old?
Any time u want to challenge me fool I was born ready….
I did challenge you. I said that you are a liar, and you have had nothing to respond with. Nothing at all.
I will freshen up that Challenge:
I say that you are not a Vietnam Veteran. What do you say about that?
I say that you are a phony wanting people to think that you are a Sniper.
What do you say about that?
I say that you are a phony wanting people to think that you are a SEAL.
What do you say about that?
And, the bitch blocked me. Seems like I “over challenged” him.
At least you got a reply. All I got was crickets. I just wanted to know if he had a Harley to complete the poser persona.
You “TRIGGERED” him and he had to go to his safe space and cry and play with his dollies.
I’ll see if I have an extra binkie lying around from my 3 year old.
That was great. Like playing a fish.
ROFL
Good job there!
I think he was pretty “challenged” already. 😉
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Morally challenged? Check
Physically challenged? From the looks of it, yes.
Mentally challenged? Oh, HELL yes.
Your final “challenge” was one to many for this sad sack (of shit.)
Fucking A Bubby. Nice job.
I could feel you tearing him apart. Awesome.
Leave no meat on the bone!
Just another “Phildosical” dude.
Maggot.
He has the biker look and vest, I wonder why I haven’t met him at any of the events around here? I didn’t see him at any of the Toy runs this past weekend or last month.
Looking through his Facebook photos I don’t see a pic of him and his motorcycle; that’s just odd for a biker or anyone who rides.
…and for someone that’s been a soldier for over 40 years, no picture of him in uniform (although there is an old photo of a kid in a JROTC uniform).
I noticed that too. A shitload of selfies, so he obviously isn’t camera shy. I never met anybody that doesn’t have at least a few pics of him/herself in uniform laying around.
I watched The War on the evening news growing up (I was 10 when war ended) and my Chief joined during Vietnam, but I never considered myself a vet of that war.
I saw that photo, those are Civil Air Patrol uniforms the kids are wearing.
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15590197_10101491169256920_1081883294480743433_n.jpg?oh=5514933d6a405978e1a4392da4c22fcf&oe=58EA50C9
That about sums it up…
What a poser asshole! May you be raped by the rancide cock of Satan! You could have at least borrowed a bike to sit on with all of your poser finery! You can’t even make it as a phony Seal! You my good sir, are a cocksucker!
You my good sir, are a phony!
You my good sir, are now Google famous!
And last but not least, you my good sir, can go fuck yourself!
Alton Doyle Glenn is a washout
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a SEAL
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a sniper
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a Vietnam Vet
Alton Doyle Glenn is a liar
Alton Doyle Glenn is a punk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a failure
Alton Doyle Glenn is a dishonorable jerk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a lowlife scumbag
And I’m thinking (could be wrong, so everybody out there correct me if I am) that his sum total of 51 days in the Navy doesn’t even qualify him to be called a veteran (by VA guidelines), let alone a Viet of the Nam veteran.
Good work on the FB message, Frankie.
Of course unless he was discharged for an injury during recruit training.
But I don’t think being a bedwetter qualifies as an injury.
Alton Doyle Glenn is on his way to Goooooogledom.
Alton Doyle Glenn cannot face his accusers.
Alton Doyle Glenn is smacking himself on the forehead, saying “Why am I so damned dumb”.
Alton Doyle Glenn has no argument to those who know he is a phony.
Alton Doyle Glenn has made lying his life story.
Stick a hose from a drum of dioxin (agent orange) up his ass. Damn few went and served and were treated like scum when we got home and now a lot of us are dealing with cancer from this and we got posers trying to glamify their drab life. Get the rope and hang them!
Frankie Cee, I copy:
Alton Doyle Glenn is a washout
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a SEAL
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a sniper
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a Vietnam Vet
Alton Doyle Glenn is a liar
Alton Doyle Glenn is a punk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a failure
Alton Doyle Glenn is a dishonorable jerk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a lowlife scumbag
Alton Doyle Glenn is on his way to Goooooogledom.
Alton Doyle Glenn cannot face his accusers.
Alton Doyle Glenn is smacking himself on the forehead, saying “Why am I so damned dumb”.
Alton Doyle Glenn has no argument to those who know he is a phony.
Alton Doyle Glenn has made lying his life story.
Over
Is it me, or does taht second picture need a caption? Something like this:
“I just sucked a bag of dicks today!”
Dude must like cockmeat sammiches and tubesteak from all of the times he’s been in the lockup.
Served 64-68 EN3 I will Not Ever call myself a Viet-Nam vet I am a Viet-Nam Era Vet nothingmore.. Proud to have served in the USN
Thanks for what you did, i know vets got shot on in that era and i know you all tried to do something right in that place in that time.
No, now cmon guys he does have a sniper patch. Let Rudolph play in all the reindeer games. Whoops. Sorry that’s what Dilaudid will do when you try to concentrate. Sorry. This Jarhead just had shoulder surgery a few days ago. Fuck him. That pussy assed boot camp dropout cocksucker.
This guy will rock this lie to his grave.
Hopefully sooner rather than later..
Google Hit:
Alton Doyle Glenn is a washout
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a SEAL
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a sniper
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a Vietnam Vet
Alton Doyle Glenn is a liar
Alton Doyle Glenn is a punk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a failure
Alton Doyle Glenn is a dishonorable jerk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a lowlife scumbag
Alton DoyleGlenn…….if you want to look like a Vietnam vet. Here’s a tip. Get rid of the beard and long hair. It’s not the look we that were actually there go with. You’ve watched way too many movies, you dumb fuck wanna be.
Face facts you were a six week wash out! Who couldn’t even make it in peace time!
Just want to generate some Google Hits:
Alton Doyle Glenn is a washout
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a SEAL
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a sniper
Alton Doyle Glenn is not a Vietnam Vet
Alton Doyle Glenn is a liar
Alton Doyle Glenn is a punk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a failure
Alton Doyle Glenn is a dishonorable jerk
Alton Doyle Glenn is a lowlife scumbag
I doubt he could even have made it through women’s boot camp.
I don’t get it. Nobody ever fakes regular old infantry. They are always claiming rangers or snipers or something. What’s wrong with what I do? I’m starting to get insecure!
Wow, TAH Google-Fu rocketed this guy to #1 already!
Alton Doyle Glenn is totally full of shit!!! Claims he was a sniper. Sniper rhymes with diaper and that’s exactly what he wears when he gets some drugged out crak ho into his bed and tells her war stories. That way he can piss is diapers when he gets scared of his own stories.
Alton Doyle Glenn is still the bed wetter he was in boot camp.
Jarhead = All-Star Hero.
Green Thumb-Style.
Fucking awesome commentary.
Ranger that.
I love the simplicity…
Eat it you non-Infantry poser fucks.
Word.
You know, Green Thumb, there’s one hell of a bunch of great writers on this site. What say we all join forces and rewrite the story about “The Night Before Christmas”. Change names per going down the Stolen Valor section at the top left of this page. With a little bit of scrolling it’s easy to find some poor schlemiel poser who’s name fits right in. First off, here is a link to the Christmas Story Poem http://www.appleseeds.org/twas-night_vers.htm
Here’s my offering for a starter…but only temporary if someone else can create a better opening. And I’m certain it can be done. Anyway here goes:
Twas was the night before Christmas when all through the house,
Not a POSER was stirring, not even Curtis Roush
O. K. Green Thumb, carry on making our own T A H Christmas Story. Of course you know I’m gonna jump back in there as soon as someone stirs my warped thoughts.
BTW, this means EVERYONE is encouraged to add and change as they see fit.